Hooker and Sam Walton

Author: Shadman

Date: September 18, 2001

by Shadman
9-18-01
Hi there. Wanna date?
Wha??? Last time I had a date I woke up next to a pig and my uncle!
What the fuck are you talking about?
The time my uncle took me out for ice cream. It might have been nice if I remembered it. The last thing I saw was him putting some "special sauce" on my ice cream.
If you pay me I will fuck you.
Suck my dick then, bitch!