So Sad! by Shelley3-02-01 Matt IMd me at 4 am to beg me to make comics. My God, what a sad, sad little man. Indeed. Poor Matt, nothing to do but molest ostriches. Yes. Poor, Poor Matt.
Yes. Yes, you can. by Shelley3-02-01 It took you long enough to put me in a comic, James. It took a while to think of something properly worship-y to write about you because you perfect. Don't let Matt give you a hard time about misspelling things. He's a bastard. Yeah, Matt's a bastard. By the way, my name is "shelley", not "shelly". I'm just sayin'. Whoops. I can still worship you, right?
I'm at work.. and bored.. I am bored at work. by Shelley3-02-01 You have 0 new emails. Dammit! I need human contact! Please! There are no new comics either. Nooooo... You have 0 new emails. Dammit!
Sometimes they just don't understand. by Shelley3-02-01 KHAAAAAN! What? Khan. You know.. Khan! What? KHAAAAAAN! What?
More fun than the Sims! by Shelley3-02-01 So, I'm bored... You know Matt, I've been doing a lot of thinking... What about, Allen? Rather than write humourous ancedotes or witty repartee. I think I love you. Damn. I mean, I love you too. I just wanna make my friends hit on each other -- Shelley I'm glad we will no longer hide our love. No, we'll still hide it.
Matt and Allen, Part 1(or 2, technically. whatever.) by Shelley3-02-01 So Allen finally told you he loves you, right? Yeah. Damn, took him long enough. What'd you think about him collecting your dirty underwear in that big museum of his? WHAT? Oh.. I meant... Allen likes monkeys. As long as he doesn't sell them on eBay.
Matt and Allen, part 2 by Shelley3-02-01 I need the money from this eBay auction of Matt's dirty underwear... eBay auction bid at $47 but can I really part with such a huge piece of my life? Auction raise! The new top bid is $734 Woo! I can afford to build that giant robot monkey with that money. BIDDING CLOSED- Winning bid- $750
Matt and Allen, Part 3 by Shelley3-02-01 Who would pay $750 for Matt's stanky underwear? All I have is the buyer's screenname- HotArmenian22 What would someone do with all that underwear? James: HotArmenian's bid for $750 has been accepted. -- eBay staff. Maybe I can sell these to Allen.. he has that mad lust for Matt, after all.
The song's in my head, so sue me. by Shelley3-02-01 Don't turn around. Uh-oh. Der kommisars in town. Uh-Oh.
Bok. by Shelley3-02-01 So we can agree that we're both equally bitter. Bok. Don't you have anything else to say? Bok. Did I just spill my guts to a chicken? Bok.
So sweet. by Shelley3-02-01 Shelley, I'm so happy you took me back! Well favus, you *do* have that sweet British accent. Americans.
Me and Ricky Nelson by Shelley3-02-01 Rick, I thought you went home for the weekend? Yeah, I did. Then why are you writing comics? Have you ever been to Virginia? I see your point.
I'm bored. by Shelley3-02-01 He said bought a coconut. He bought it for a dime. You said he bought another one? He trade it for a lime. He put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up? He put the lime in the coconut, called the doctor and woke him up!
I'm gonna marry Kevin Mcdonald. by Shelley3-04-01 So Shelley, have you seen the film "Presumed Innocent?" Yes Rick, and his wife killed her! But Shelley, I haven't seen the movie yet! EVIL! heh heh
Hiatus at an end, baby. by Shelley3-27-02 It's been over a year since I last made a strip, thank god you reminded me of it, Rick! It's been a really long time, how are you gonna get back into the flow? ... Wanna do coke off a credit card? I know an old married guy who can hook you up. Ah, back to normal.
Story of my life. by Shelley3-27-02 It's so nice to finally meet a girl that's so funny and smart! sweet, this is going well.. Why aren't there more cool girls like you out there? oh my god, he's actually into me... Damn, your roommate's hot! Is she single?