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by Shelley
3-02-01
Matt IMd me at 4 am to beg me to make comics.
My God, what a sad, sad little man.
Indeed. Poor Matt, nothing to do but molest ostriches.
Yes. Poor, Poor Matt.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
It took you long enough to put me in a comic, James.
It took a while to think of something properly worship-y to write about you because you perfect.
Don't let Matt give you a hard time about misspelling things. He's a bastard.
Yeah, Matt's a bastard.
By the way, my name is "shelley", not "shelly". I'm just sayin'.
Whoops. I can still worship you, right?

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
You have 0 new emails.
Dammit! I need human contact! Please!
There are no new comics either.
Nooooo...
You have 0 new emails.
Dammit!

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
KHAAAAAN!
What?
Khan. You know.. Khan!
What?
KHAAAAAAN!
What?

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
So, I'm bored...
You know Matt, I've been doing a lot of thinking...
What about, Allen?
Rather than write humourous ancedotes or witty repartee.
I think I love you.
Damn. I mean, I love you too.
I just wanna make my friends hit on each other -- Shelley
I'm glad we will no longer hide our love.
No, we'll still hide it.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
So Allen finally told you he loves you, right?
Yeah.
Damn, took him long enough. What'd you think about him collecting your dirty underwear in that big museum of his?
WHAT?
Oh.. I meant... Allen likes monkeys.
As long as he doesn't sell them on eBay.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
I need the money from this eBay auction of Matt's dirty underwear...
eBay auction bid at $47
but can I really part with such a huge piece of my life?
Auction raise! The new top bid is $734
Woo! I can afford to build that giant robot monkey with that money.
BIDDING CLOSED- Winning bid- $750

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
Who would pay $750 for Matt's stanky underwear?
All I have is the buyer's screenname- HotArmenian22
What would someone do with all that underwear?
James: HotArmenian's bid for $750 has been accepted. -- eBay staff.
Maybe I can sell these to Allen.. he has that mad lust for Matt, after all.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
Don't turn around.
Uh-oh.
Der kommisars in town.
Uh-Oh.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
So we can agree that we're both equally bitter.
Bok.
Don't you have anything else to say?
Bok.
Did I just spill my guts to a chicken?
Bok.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
Shelley, I'm so happy you took me back!
Well favus, you *do* have that sweet British accent.
Americans.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
Rick, I thought you went home for the weekend?
Yeah, I did.
Then why are you writing comics?
Have you ever been to Virginia?
I see your point.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
I...
I am the walrus.
cu-cu-kachoo.

 

by Shelley
3-02-01
He said bought a coconut.
He bought it for a dime.
You said he bought another one?
He trade it for a lime.
He put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up?
He put the lime in the coconut, called the doctor and woke him up!

 

by Shelley
3-04-01
So Shelley, have you seen the film "Presumed Innocent?"
Yes Rick, and his wife killed her!
But Shelley, I haven't seen the movie yet!
EVIL!
heh heh

 

by Shelley
3-27-02
It's been over a year since I last made a strip, thank god you reminded me of it, Rick!
It's been a really long time, how are you gonna get back into the flow?
...
Wanna do coke off a credit card? I know an old married guy who can hook you up.
Ah, back to normal.

 

by Shelley
3-27-02
It's so nice to finally meet a girl that's so funny and smart!
sweet, this is going well..
Why aren't there more cool girls like you out there?
oh my god, he's actually into me...
Damn, your roommate's hot! Is she single?

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