Matt and Allen, Part 1(or 2, technically. whatever.)

Author: Shelley

Date: March 2, 2001

by Shelley
3-02-01
So Allen finally told you he loves you, right?
Yeah.
Damn, took him long enough. What'd you think about him collecting your dirty underwear in that big museum of his?
WHAT?
Oh.. I meant... Allen likes monkeys.
As long as he doesn't sell them on eBay.