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Dodo is Ugly, so Dodo must DIE!

 

A "Fishy Tail" by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
i'm going to eat you! prepare to be in my belly, and be digested! you are my favorite type of fish, and i will eat you, and i will enjoy the flavor that you produce, when my saliva digests you. please don't eat me! i'm a magic fish! i can grant you three wishes! alot of fish can't do that!! trust me! i'm a genius, i invented gin, as david bowie! in my last life i was a snowman! please sammy!	i don't believe that! i think you are lying! you just wish to save yourself! you know of my growing cancer, and think i would fall for that old ruse, and wish for my cancer to be healed. nice try, ass oh, you have realized i am lying! i knew you had cancer! you described it exactly as it happened, my friend! you're not my friend, what do i say? i hate you, and i hope you die slowly and painfully!!!	come here you little foolish fish! i will destroy you, if you do not swim fast enough! you are smaller than i, which means you will more than likely be caught, unless you can find a safe spot to hide there is no spot for me to hide! i am likely your supper (or lunch, or breakfast, i can't tell) unless i can hide! oh look! a rock! with holes in it! if i can squeeze in there, your will have lost!

 

Jesus by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
hey, what in the fucking shit are we doing in prison? BITCH! i don't know, i think your fucking mom dropped us off.	BITCH SLUT LIAR! i know she didn't, i woke up here, why would my mom drop us off at prison? cuz she wishes us dead, you cunt bag whore slut?	fuck! don't crucify me, you bitch ass clit licker! i could say the same thing to you, cunt bag of whore and doucheing with your own vomit and piss!

 

Doggie?! by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
what in the fuck are we doing in the clouds? i don't know, i think your mom dropped us off	why do you always say that? i'm very uncreative	idiot

 

Dogs With Balls by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
These Dogs Enjoy Playing With Balls i'm the most ultra cutiest dog ever! FUCK YOU! i am, slut	She Should "Bitch" Slap Her fuck that, i'm not the dog sticking her ass up for any male in site! yes you do! all female dogs do, we have no will power, our hormones are in complete control of us!	the artistic merit of dogs on balls is up for debate oh yeah.... shit... haha! i win, one to nothing!

 

The Never Beginning Story by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
Don't Trust The Bug hey! you squirrel! have you seen a humongus bug! no i haven't. wait, oh my god! he's right behind me, about to eat me! he's eating me nooo!	Here's A Delightful Scene With A Lot Of Bloodshed YOU! you ate the squirrel! but, why? cuz i can, bitch boy! prepare to die!	Oh, It's A Story IN A Story and that's the story of jesus why am i put through this hell? if i had some way to melt you, i would!

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
Pondering Paul And Satan On Politics what am i doing on a plane with satan? and why is it crashing? so many unanswered questions, so many lies yet untold..my mother was a japanese man. monkey's don't like it when your rip off their penis you are a weird ass fucker Paul!	Well, Maybe Not Politics... jesus satan! do you have to constantly read my thoughts? can't i have a private moment with you around? i'm sorry paul! i can't control it, it just happens! you're going to make me cry! and please, don't mention that man's name again!	Okay, fine fuck you, it's not a politcal cartoon: go the fuck away, if you that pisses you off, you piss me off! fuck off! what man? jesus? yeah, he still owes me money for that Talking Head's album I bought for him at Best Buy one time

 

Animal Sex by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
This Man Has A Fetish ... finally, just you and me, my goatly friend	A Goat Fetish FUCK YOU! hey you can talk? that's all the better, baby, to hear you screaming my name "OHIO!"	Poor Goat suck my goat cock! oooooo! i can?

 

Cop Sucker by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
so, little cock sucker, where were you on the night of the birth of the cool? i'm not a cock sucker!	you're not? NO!	oh man! i thought i had found just the right little rabbit boy to be my cock sucker, and now you tell me you're not a cock sucker! *sob* all i wanted was my cock sucked by a little rabbit boy.... *sigh* okay, if it means that much to you!

 

Space Lord! by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
Welcome Back My Friends! To The Show That Never Ends! Roll up, Roll up, Come and See The Show! a dog! on a ball! holy shit! a gin and tonic would be so fucking ACE right now....	Paul? In Space? Uh Oh! Pranksterism, and Mischief Is Sure To Abound, Wherever Paul Is! who are you? i'm paul, i'm the earth boy you kidnapped from satan	are you the one we anally probed for six hours? no, that was satan

 

Cold, Hearted Love by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
Tin Machine Feels No Love i'm afriad that i must leave you Dr. Mango! wa? no! how could you? I need you!	Bowie Said That i, i don't know... i just feel as if this relationship is over.... i won't cry, i won't cry, i won't cry	Wait, No He Didn't! but then what did you expect from a piece of metal, with no heart? yeah, i guess, in the end, it's really MY fault for being so naive!

 

Jimmy Page Got Nothing On These Folks! by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
want to see a neat trick? yeah sure!	isn't that cool? what the fuck? how'd you do that? changing into somebody, hammering a nail into your forehead, and instantly transporting us somewhere else? well, i got a trick to show you too, here i go!	see me turn into a..... oh no no nooooo! the trick is, i steal your soul! i'm really satan! mwahahah! wait a minute, you don't have a soul, you're a robot.... CURSES!!!!

 

Love, Bug Stylie? by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
eww! what's a huge ass bug doing in the wild? i could ask you the same question, fine fine lady!	oh well... *giggle* nobodies ever said that about me before.... you stud... i can't believe it! such a fine (piece of ass) specimen as you! thank you, i appreciate the comment, come here and get some buggy luvin!	i've waited my whole life for this moment! shut up and kiss me!

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
you know, satan isn't such a bad guy... he bought me that new David Byrne cd, and also the greatest hits by Them, the lord of the rings trilogy, breakfast at tiffany's (toast, and eggs) you like me!	you ass! quit reading my thoughts! well, of course i do like you, you treat me like a real human, something nobody else has ever bothered doing. i like you alot. GREAT! i like you a whole lot too.... can i have your soul?	no CURSES!!!!

 

Oh Satan! Staring Satan, Paul, and Kevin Bacon by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
Welcome To Oh Satan! Real Life Adventures Of The Prince Of Darkness hey little girl! how's your soul... i mean, how are you doing today? i'm not a little girl!	Kevin Bacon Stars As Paul you're not? no, i'm Paul!	"Oops! My bad, gangsta kin" is Satan's catch phrase. i know it sucks: you can suck on something of mine if you bitch about it! Ooops! My bad, gangsta kin! hahahahahahaha! hahahahhahaha!

 

Oh Satan! Cancelled! by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
you know, in retrospect, Oh Satan! was a pretty bad idea! yeah, pretty much. we couldn't help it though, there's only so many psychadelic drugs a person's body can take before it affects there judgement	yeah, and boy, were we dropping acid that day! holy shit! i thought you were a little girl! and then, i thought you were kevin bacon! hahaha! actually, i only did a brief cameo as one of the eternally suffering souls in hell: kevin bacon played me.	.......who was the genius to make that decision? you: but don't worry, i was the one to okay drilling into kevin' s head with a nine inch drill bit

 

Paul Of The Pondering by SonicDeath10 3-05-02
gee satan, you sure are small, what the hell? you're like my pet dog, or something... hey shut up! i'm very sensitive about my heigth problems	*heh heh* don't get mad satan, i'm just kidding sure you are, you asshole	oh come on! fuck you, i'm out!

 

Robo Steve And Silly Satan by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
satan? that's me	hey, do you want my soul? yeah yeah yeah! gimme gimme gimme!	i have no soul: i'm a robot! hahahaha! dumb ass! CURSES!!!!

 

Silly Satan by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
fuck paul, i don't need him, i can hang out with WHOEVER i want, i don't need his bitch ass, making fun of my height all the time....fuck him! i hate him... gee, i wonder if i have this girls soul well satan, what do you want to do?	start by giving me your soul! then we'll play tag i already sold my soul to televison	CURSES!!! and i hate tag

 

Oh Satan! Part Two by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
Just when you thought it was safe to visit hell, Satan is BACK! Oh Satan! well paul, here we are in hell! yeah, how about that	A Smashing Scene aren't you glad you gave me your soul? only people without souls can get the all you can eat chinese buffet!!! you don't have my soul: i sold my soul to calvin klein	There's That Catch Phrase Again oh, my bad, gangsta kin! hahahahahahhaha! hahahahahahaha!

 

Oh Satan! Part Three by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
Satan With A Dragon? What Kind Of Mischief Could Come From This? Oh Satan! haha! you are mine now! what?	you have died, with sins, and your soul is now mine! i am your master for all eternity!!! welcome to hell! if you're hungry, the chinese buffet is over there! huh? oh, this is HELL. i was supposed to be in new jersey. my bad, gangsta kin!	close enough, gangsta kin! hahahaha!

 

Lying Larry by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
yeah, and that's when i told stephen hawkins to go FUCK off, and he punched me! or tried to, but i got a hold of his arms and threw him down the stairs, and he boucned like a bitch boy! stephen hawkins is a parapelgic! how could he throw a punch?	how do you think he got parapelgic? you're stupider everytime i talk to you	.... i love you eat your own cock!

 

Thoughts by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
i am iron man! dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah! god, black sabbath rules! i love the way they play those guitar! tony iommi! tony iommi! yeah yeah yeah! burning down the house! woo hoo! tea for two? tea for me! tea for her, too! tea for all of us, and tea for free!	wow! i can't believe how cool i am! i am an asian girl, who's dog doggity better than any of the other asian girls in the world! i love myself more than anything! i like eggs....	goat sex! donkey sex! sex with men, sex with women! sex with door knobs, and sex with all anything that moves! i love sex.... sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex FUCKING! sex sex i want some sex, gimme! i am a confederate soilder!

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
I Like MAH BOOZE!!!! fuck you!	whoa! paul what did i say? my father was an alcholic!	really? yeah: you're my father, remember dad?

 

Lying Larry by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
.... and that's when i told gilligan "fuck you little buddy!" and i kicked his ass, and that's why that guy is half brain dead now.... jesus.....	yes? holey fre hole muco mano sieto oucho! i didn't know you were jesus too?	there's alot you don't know about me i guess not

 

Perv by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
This Man Is A Sex Addict my god! what a fine ass.... that donkey has! ah jeez.... it's that Perv guy	The Come On evening beautiful! *sigh* you're a dick, you know that?	Rejected? you want to see..... ah forget it, that's too easy! where's jesus when you need him?

 

DO THE HUSTLE! by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
DO THE HUSTLE! DO THE HUSTLE!	DO THE HUSTLE! DO THE HUSTLE!	DO THE HUSTLE! DO THE HUSTLE!

 

Life During Wartime by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
Psycho Killer, Qust Ke See? do you hear that? hear what?	Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa, Fa that song? what song?	Better, Run Run Run Run, Run Run Run Away forget it... fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

 

Fun-Time Bars by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
man, all the women be wanting this bod... i am the eptiome of masculine beauty god what a dog.....	look at the way she stares at me.... i am ire-fucking-sistable to all! my god! he winked at me! i'm going to throw up!	i'll be in her pants tonight! if he comes over here, i'm going to tear his nuts off with my teeth

 

Girls! by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
what the? how the fuck did we get in Afganistan? i think your mom dropped us off	FUCK YOU! no she didn't! well, then how did we get here then, smarty pants?	Aliens! and you say i'm stupid....

 

Girls Gone Wild.... by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
holy shit! you are one foxy lady! nothing compares 2 U	i think i am in love! let's have sex	i like it like this! hey me too!

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
expressway to yr skull...... hey! paul you like sonic youth?!?!?!	of course! who doesn't? do you? yeah man! i love them! they're like my favorite band of all time!	do you have EVOL? dude, i am EVOL

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
did you get the NEW sonic youth album? yeah! i'd say it's one of there best of all time!	it was okay, but it was no daydream nation nothing's as good as daydream nation..... but souls!	yeah, whatever. you ain't getting mine! CURSES!!!!

 

White Heat? by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
White Light, White Heat, White Light, White Heat, White Light, White Heat, White Light, White Heat, White Light, White Heat, White Light, White Heat, White Light, White Heat, White Heat so cool! so right! starpower... starpower... starpower over me! she knows how to make love to me, she knows how to make love-ah! *feedback guitar solo noises*	the one thing i like about you, honey, is that you don't come around much no more The Universe Is infinite, and if i am a zap, then what am i? a burst of energy, with no soul? but i think damnit! and therefore i am!	how the fuck did we get here? i think your mom dropped us off

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
hi squirrel.... hey paul! where's satan?	he's been hanging out with that mean little girl all the time.... oh the one larry hangs out with? who does larry hang out with now?	*sigh* me.... awwww maaaan......

 

Lying Larry by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
yeah, and that's how i invented spam! this guy is so stupid.... my god.... i can't believe he thinks people is going to believe this shit... maybe i should just kick the crap out of him	whatcha thinking about paul? that's right! he can't read my thoughts!	paul? die snowman!

 

A Mistake by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
hi what's your name? David	David? yeah, i was named after my father	that's weird FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT I'VE WENT THROUGH BECAUSE OF THAT! YOU THINK I PICKED MY NAME? NO I DIDN'T! I WANTED TO BE JESSICA.... BUT NOOOoooO! I'M DAVID! SUCK MY TIT!

 

Dear by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
um rudolph... yeah?	about that nose of yours... what? going to point and laugh like all the others?	no, but i think it's ability to help santa through the fog is greatly exagerated FUCK YOU!

 

Oh Satan! Part Four by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
Whoa! Check Out Satan's Friend Today! Craziness Is Bound To Erupt! Oh Satan! ... yeah we got a chinese buffet down here, raquet ball, a swimming pool, movie stars, just like beverly hills! and we're more populated then heaven! i tell ya, this is the place to be, down here! but, isn't there like eternal suffering and punishment for your sins down here? i mean, even though God is infinitely loving and forgiving, isn't this just his place to get revenge on bad people?	You Just KNOW They're Going To Get It! God Won't Take That Kind Of Shit, You Know It! hehe, well, what god don't know, won't hurt us! he told me to do that shit down here, but i want people down here more, so i make it nicer than hell down here! oh ho! hahahahah! boy, god sure must be an idiot, to not catch you! i can't believe he hasn't! hey, pass me some of that chinese food! a lightning bolt, what, no!!!	Oh Satan! You Did It Again! Hahhahahahahahahhaah! oops! my bad, gangsta kin! hahahahahahhahaaha! hahahahahha!

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
can you tell me where my country lies? said the uniform to his young love's eyes... what the? you like genesis...	er.... only peter gabriel genesis, you have to admit, that shit's pretty good yeah, that's true	invisible touch... dah dah dah dah dah dah hey hey! you're singing Collins Genesis! Phil is the devil!

 

Mind Reading Goats by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
This Goat Can Read People's Mind's i wonder if you can get a goat drunk.... don't even try it buddy!	this goat can't read minds, there's no way... okay mr. goat, if you can read minds, what am i thinking about right now (al gore in tight jeans) you have scared me for life!	.... don't even think about it!

 

Boozey Ma Gee by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
i need sex..... must have sex, god oh god, it's been a half an hour since i last had sex with something..... fluffy didn't like it, but fuck her! actually, that's a good idea...	who are you? i don't know, i accidentially wandered in, looking for booze, cuz I LOVE MAH BOOOZE! MAH BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE!	do you want to have sex? if you'll buy me booze

 

Chicken Man Strikes Back by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
my god..... what a sexy chicken! hey? what are you staring at colonel sanders!	huh? i know it's you! prepare to die for your sins!	ahhhhhhhh! i'm pro life

 

Perv by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
why am i being arrested! perversion in public!	well, mr. cop, if you let me go, before you do, i'll give you something you may like! i like to call it "the magic sausage" *giggle giggle* why colonel sanders, i didn't know! if i did, i would have done it sooner!	yeah, i swing every way, man, woman, door handle, whatever! yeah, stand just like that, here i cum! oooooooooh!

 

Battle To End All Battles by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
hi ya! bring it, bitch!	hi ya! come on! if you want to fight, come here!	hi ya! you're stupid, i'm out of here

 

A Homosexual Comic? by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
how do you like that? uhhh uhhh, you like it? you like when i give it to you, like a man? want me to go harder, harder! harder!	uh uh uh! oh yeah yeah yeah! oooh oooh oooh! keep going keep going keep going!	wow, i never thought we'd get that stupid board pulled off the floor! board what now?

 

Hoeing The Rich Garden Of The After Life by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
bombs are away, thela jun jinjeet! cleaning the jungle streets! you stand on the "junge street" corners don't you?	i just love king crimson, that's all you ain't no adrian belew that's for sure	that's why i started this life, because i needed money for the crimson album "discipline" so i turned to prostiution and... why me?

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the strange, ch-ch-changes! man, i love bowie he's so good! why am i thinking, satan's right here! he can read my every thought, he's probably laughing right now.... i need a beer	satan? were you reading my thoughts you little red bitch! of course i wasn't! i'm offended that you even say that! we're friends remember? i was staying within my own thoughts for once, asshole!	man, where was i? oh yeah, homoerotic fantasy of david bowie.... ewwww!

 

Pondering Paul by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
why have you come to me, Paul? i've been having very strong homoerotic fantasies, and i want to try them out	okay, push your ass this way... there we go, you like that? jesus no! it hurts!	wuss fag

 

Angela by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
my name is angela snyder FUCK YOU!	that's uncalled for FUCK YOU!	i will destroy you FUCK YOU!

 

Rumbles by SonicDeath10 3-06-02
This Man Is Poor where's god at time like this? in a trash can, in the streets, and god is off, fucking himself! man in trash... hand in pants... life on hold... man so bold	Life Expendable my god! a brad pitt look alike! oh whoa is me! city in rumbles, i like to tumbles, fun silly willy no way i am gay, fuck you, i place my butt between you	Life Expended fuck life! fuck it all! and most of all fuck you! nail in head, man is dead, i'm leaving now, don't have a cow!

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