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by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
hey you're a foxy lady!
You Like The Way I Shake Ma Thang?
oh yeah, you know it!
i'm not really a cowboy
you're not?
Nope.

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
I can't see the point in life any more
Son, I'm Going To Have To Write You Up A Ticket
why?
That yellow shirt of yours is fucking fruity, fag!
I can't see that this is legal.
watch it! i got a night stick! but that's probably what you want.. a night stick up the ass!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
if god is so good, why am i still alive?
hey, i'm satan and i read your mind!
really?
yeah, if you're so sad, give me your soul!
no thanks
too bad! i'm taking it any ways!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
God Created Man, Man Created Aqua lung......
i'm a talking squirrel!
Are you now?
yeah. can i have your soul?
yeah, nice try satan
CURSES!!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
the universe is infinite, i am nothing, i am less than nothing, i'm negative matter a waste of space.....
Excuse me son? do you know the way to the U.S. Capital?
why are you dressed like a confederate soilder?
don't lip me boy! we could still win the war!
don't hold your breath.....
the south will rise again!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
Does God believe in me? or is he more like my dad, who hates my guts? maybe i should just give satan my soul, he really seems to want it, and he treats me better than anyone else has...
hey cool cat! why look so glum?
God is dead in society.
don't be knocking that jive beat, man! live for the day!
why should i listen to you?
I used to be in the Eagles, that's why!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
gee, satan sure is red. i wonder why he rebelled against god? i wonder if john lennon is in hell..... i bet you Hitler is.... i don't really even like pac-man a whole lot.... satan is glaring at me...
come on! give me your soul! please?
i don't know....
come on! it's good for you! builds charactor!
let me sleep on it.
CURSES!!!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
Here i am, rock me like a hurricane....
hi little boy! do you want to take a ride?
um.......
come on! we can sniff some helium!
no thanks Satan.
CURSES!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
you know, i roadied for jethro tull
oh yeah?
yeah, but eventually i just joined. i played flute on the one leg, remmeber...
uh....
what? don't you believe me?
oh no, i do i do.... snicker

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
the guy that made this comic was lazy
why do you say that?
he didn't change any of the pre-set options
maybe he wanted it that way?
nobody wants it this way
i guess you're right

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
help help!
what?
look at my head!
yeah so?
i'm going to die!
stop crying baby!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
i'm going to a chicken convention
oh yeah?
yeah, we get together and go burn down Kentucky Fried Chickens!
that's horrible!
hey, i'm pro-life!
oh, i see

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
hey! do you want to smoke me?
er, didn't the Doonsbury guy do this joke already?
what do you mean?
you know, giant talking smoking cigarette
i don't like hip-hop
why do you say that? because i'm black?

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
hey! you be foxy!
you like what you see?
oh yeah!
that's great!
what the hell?
exactly!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
Boom boom boom boom, bang bang bang bang.....
!!!!!!!!
It's not just the side effects of the cocaine.....
!!!!!!!!
stay with me, be my wife.....
!!!!!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
maybe i should get my dad's gun..... life isn't worth living.... maybe i'll just play my guitar some more and write a song.... maybe start a band... YEAH! squirrel boy plays bass, we need a drummer...
This is God, Paul
BULLSHIT!
hey, would i lie to you?
yeah you would. so would SATAN!
CURSES!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
hey little rabbit type boy!
you talking to me?
yeah! want some candy! all you need to give me is your stupid useless soul!
mommy told me strangers are the devil!
your mom's a smart woman
the smartest

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
oh no..... i've been turned down.....
hey Georgio! what did the college say?
they're not taking me!
oh Georgio! what ever will you do?
THIS!
NO!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
look at me! i'm a dog on a ball!
so?
don't you find it amazing that i can balance on a ball?
don't you find it amazing that i talk!
i talk too...
shut up!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
hey baby! looking for some good times!
what if i say no?
look at the explosion behind us baby! it's the end of the world, we need to repopulate!
shit, you're right!
top or bottom baby?
blind fold please.

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
hey satan...
wuzzup!
in case you can't tell, i'm dying
really? why?
fuck if i know
that sucks

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
so, this is your bedroom huh steve?
yeah, do you like it?
sure, i guess
i got an idea
what?
let's fuck

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
here are are, on the moon
i know
how did we get here?
your mom dropped us off
in what?
how should i know? i just made that up

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
why do squirrles cheeks bulge?
i don't know, why?
they always got two nuts in there!
you know what gary?
what?
you're a genius!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
get out of my way ugly!
my god! a bee! do you really think i'm ugly?
yeah, now get out of my way!
didn't you play with the police?
very funny! i Sting Ya! i Sting Ya!
NOOOO!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
i'm madly in love with you!
you are?
yes, my sweetest one!
oh....
what's wrong?
i'm really a gay male

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
once again, i am assaulted by the confederate army
you just ain't whisteling dixie brother!
actually, i wasn't whistling dixie
no?
no, you probably would be, you're from the south
CURSES!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
This Man Is A Pervert, He Cannot Be Trusted
i like that...
whatcha doing mister?
The Man States His Case
thinking about having sex with you
that's rather frank of you
Turned Down
you like frank? i can show you....
please don't.

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
i'm so fucking muscular, she cannot refuse me!
this is a strange looking day center
it's so obvoius she wants my bod.. look at her stare
that guy's head is bigger than a watermellon!
she's gonna be in my pants tonight!
are his pants bulging? oh no wait, that's just a tiny fold in his pants. no wait! it is bulging.

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die...
that can be arranged...
were you reading my thoughts?
yeah. not alot of people can do that...
go to hell
dude, that's where i live

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
Will The Real Satan Please Stand Up?
i am the real satan!
he lies he lies!
NO!!!!!!!!!!
dude, i could so kick your ass!
fuck you, i'm blowing both us to smithereens with this atom bomb!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
where's Paul?
you didn't here?
no i didn't....
he's hanging with Satan now! he's too good for us squirrels!
that's awful....
fuck him, i still got his nuts

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
did you hear?
no i didn't...
Larry was in Jethro Tull!!!
um...
what?
nothing

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
do you like my comic?
not really
fuck you!
no dude, fuck you
....
bitch boy

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
i'm a little nervous about this
really? why?
i've never been with a man before
well, it's just like being with a girl
really?
hahahahhhhahaha!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
...
that's a fucking huge bug!
are you trying to say i'm fat?
you can talk?
SHIT! i mean "..."
yeah, fuck you! i heard you, i heard you!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
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by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
did we survive in that car crash?
dude, we're floating in clouds! does it look like we did?
man, i didn't want to die
yeah
i hadn't completed my bowie collection yet!
shut up!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
santa! you're such a slave driver! i quit!
you can't quit!
yes i can, you don't own me!
i own your soul, remember?
no, i'm with the UNION santa.... or should i say satan?
CURSES!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
fuck dog! why you gotta be bugging like that?
you have destroyed my way of life!
you shouldn't have been an asshole
what did i do?
....
....

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
This Young Girl Has Just Dropped Acid
the thoughts i think give me eternal paradise, for one within his own thoughts, without any other imput will go mad: yet, i remain sane, and perhaps saner than i ever was, my perceptions blown....
Her Mind, Being Naive And Childish, May Be Unable To Take The Drug
i breath the drug i take, i live the drug i take: for it is by the drug, and with the drug, that i acheive a kind of perfect synthesis with those around me: my karna is improved by my habit...
She Took It Better Than Adults: Stick That Up Your Ass Adults!
wow!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
did you know that i played guitar for the talking heads?
no you didn't!
yes i did! i looked different back then, i had the big fro, and went by the name Jerry
you lie so much, it's disgusting larry, i mean, really, why do you lie so much? what's the point? nobody believes you
i hate myself and want to die
you're melting at an alarmingly fast rate, so i'm sure you'll get that wish soon

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
did i ever tell you about the time i met Hitler at the Star Trek convention in Hawaii? his head was sewed to a monkey's body!
fuck you!
...
...
i love you
piece of shit...

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
... and that's how i invented Gin! and of course, that was in my last life as David Bowie!
Bowie's not dead yet you piece of shit!
oh that guy? bowie really died in 1982, and they replaced him with a look alike.
asshole
that's why he sucked so bad after that, it wasn't me any more
fuck your own ass!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
that little dude is staring at me.... does he want to start a fight?
oh man! he's so fine, i want him!
he ain't coming over... he can see my muscles and he's SO fucking scared...
look at those muscles! he could give it to me like a good boy should!
why's he winking at me?
i'm getting some!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
we can be heroes
just for one day?
yeah
what do you mean?
i don't know! that just suddenly came to my head!
mine too!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
do you love me?
of course
will you love me when i'm gone?
....
WELL?!?!?!
sure....

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
and to think, that could be me over there....
money for the poor!
i have no money for that poor man! what can i do for him?
i'm talking to you!
fuck off, you piece of trash!
fine, pick on me. it's not my fault i'm like this. Geraldo came, stole my money, forced me to be a hobo. that's what you like isn't it? Geraldo? FUCKER! GO TO RAT HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02

 

by SonicDeath10
3-05-02
This Man Is About To Die
I like my booze, mah booze, mah booze MAH BOOZE!
He does not realize, gluttony is a sin
MAAAAAH BOOOOOZE! UGH! A HEART ATTACK? WHAT? OH NO!!!!
See? Satan is a glutton too!
oh shit.......
dude! gimme some of that!

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