All comics by SourPimp162

 

by SourPimp162
12-16-03
The FPV glass ceiling is installed.
GreatGospel -- They can make me job at the FPV, but they can't crush my spirit.
big ern -- Hey, GG. Mariotroid Flanders left the board. Yes, I know, AGAIN. So, you'll be doing his job in addition to yours.
GreatGospel -- But...but...
big ern -- Now that I mention it, gunbladeriot looks like he's packing his bags...

 

by SourPimp162
12-19-03
Jeff Hardly -- You know what I hate?
SweetPimp324 -- Everything?
Jeff Hardly -- Well, yeah, but I mean something specific.
SweetPimp324 -- Okay, what is it?
Jeff Hardly -- I hate the way somebody wipes their ass with a good idea and calls the resulting shitstain "humor."
SweetPimp324 -- That reminds me...I had this great idea. I'm going to make a comic strip about WWE Games *Social* and other zany crap. What do you think of it?

 

by SourPimp162
1-30-04
A typical conversation with "him..."
Light of Symphonia -- Gamecube is the best. Only hardcore gamers play it, and PlayStation 2 is garbage.
big ern -- Then why does the thing look like Barney the dinosaur was jammed into a trash compactor?
Light of Symphonia -- Gamecube is the best. Only hardcore gamers play it, and PlayStation 2 is garbage.
big ern -- Yeah, I got that the first time, but you're wrong. Now answer my question.
Hours of this followed, and ern was soon assimilated by the brainwashing.
Light of Symphonia -- Gamecube is the best. Only hardcore gamers play it, and PlayStation 2 is garbage.
big ern -- Gamecube is the best. Only hardcore gamers play it, and PlayStation 2 is garbage.

 

by SourPimp162
2-04-04
Standard conflicts of interest
Starscream -- ICP blows.
spinark -- You stated that as a fact and not as your opinion, even though it was obvious that it was your opinion! BURN IN HELL!
Champion of Legends -- He will burn in hell regardless, since he hasn't accepted Jesus.
psxdude2001 -- You're a real asshole for judging him...but, by calling you an asshole, that's a judgment of you, which in turn makes me an even bigger asshole than before.
Realizing the lack of comedic value in a comic, I answer the burning question on everyone's minds.
thesandman -- Do you have trouble coming up with funny strips?
Jeff Hardly -- Yeah, sometimes.

 

by SourPimp162
2-04-04
Writer's block is a bitch.
Jeff Hardly -- This is the punchline. Laugh, you assholes.

 

by SourPimp162
2-04-04
Rocko on the dating scene.
Xx RockyFan2002 xX -- Hey there. You look pretty decent.
MissGore -- Thanks.
Xx RockyFan2002 xX -- I bet you wanna see what's under this trenchcoat, eh baby? I'll give you a hint: nothing.
MissGore -- I bet you wanna know what's under my skin.
Xx RockyFan2002 xX -- Lemme guess: hasanabrar.
hasanabrar -- Bingo. I bet everybody's sick of this dumbass running gag by now, but that's the fun of it.

 

by SourPimp162
2-06-04
Bigg Jonn -- Being an FPV show owner is like having a superpower.
Bigg Jonn -- That's what makes me so sexy.
presidentevil123 -- *chuckle*
Bigg Jonn -- That chuckle just earned you a job to a woman, buddy.
presidentevil123 -- Oh, yeah? Well, that sandwich isn't Atkins-friendly, so there!

 

by SourPimp162
2-23-04
The first appointed moderator from our forum.
Hello, Banfi2k. I'm your soul.
You're a moderator now. You won't be needing me.
BigRedMachine -- Here's a claim ticket for your soul in case you get de-modded or learn to hack CJayC.
Banfi2k --- Gee...um...thanks, I guess.

 

by SourPimp162
3-29-04
Lightning wit strikes again.
CripplerCrossface13 -- This retarded kid is checking out my girlfriend! It's time to go HELMET-HUNTING!
nycballa2002usa -- Dude, that's not cool.
nycballa2002usa -- Hmm...Travis is jealous...I think I should mock him.
Two days later...
nycballa2002usa -- Man, this dog looked at my girl! It's time to go FLEA COLLAR HUNTING!
WWEGSB -- Read the sign.

 

by SourPimp162
4-24-04
Mariotroid Flanders -- Agh, maybe I can stave off my boredom by making a topic...no, that's just stupid. I'll just imagine other guys naked.
Mariotroid Flanders -- AHHH! My eyes! Bad idea!
Mariotroid Flanders -- Okay, either no more donuts for you, or no more fantasy anal sex on the internet.
spinark -- Don't even joke about that.

 

by SourPimp162
5-09-04
Mrstroid Flanders -- I have a confession to make. I had a three-way with two women, and one of them wasn't you.
Mariotroid Flanders -- You're a horrible wife, and I'll never forgive you!
Mariotroid Flanders -- ...Can we have sex now? Please?
Mrstroid Flanders -- Okay, but afterwards, we need to make sure Babytroid Flanders stops getting trippy off your secondhand smoke.

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