All comics by SourPimp162

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
I am the Great Pumpkin. Tremble before my power.
What kind of power?
I can reduce the world to ruins, for one.
Yeah, a pumpkin can destroy the world. Whatever.
That's what you get for doubting the power of a talking jack-o-lantern.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
Vintage WWF Social
Jag -- Hey, how's it going?
LTH/Trish Stratus -- Hi, I'm new here! I'm a girl; are there any other girls around here?
Jag -- Ah-ha! You're obviously a guy! What girl would enter a message board and announces that they're a female?
LTH/Trish Stratus -- I'll prove it! How about we go to that bed and I show you the Bronco Buster? Besides, what guy would have a name like Trish Stratus?
And the rest is history....
Jag -- Your name's TRISH?!...I love you. Please bear my children.
LTH/Trish Stratus -- There's something you should know about me...but that can wait. Now, let's go demonstrate that move.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
45 seconds later...
Jag -- Man, Trish, that was awesome! What was that thing you wanted me to know?
LTH/Trish Stratus -- Well, you see, the thing is, I'm not who you think I am...
Jag -- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
hasanabrar -- 'Tis I, hasanabrar! I have manipulated your feelings and tricked you into bed! I am your master!
After this disturbing revelation, Jag contemplates his options...
Jag -- That's the only thing I can think of doing to cease the pain.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
The Genesis of the War
Lita -- Well...
BigRedMachine -- Lita sucks! She's butt-ugly and a horrible wrestler
BigRedMachine -- Of course, I'm only saying that to piss you off...
The Razors Edge -- Lita is my goddess. How dare you insult her honor?!
And he did remember that...
BigRedMachine -- I'm gonna remember that...
The Razors Edge -- Besides, Lita is a better wrestler than Kurt Angle...

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
After months of flame wars and dozens of bannings, the long arm of the law extended itself to BRM.
BigRedMachine -- Damn it, I don't wanna be KoSed! What did I do that was so bad?
CJayC -- You broke every single rule in the book, for starters.
BigRedMachine -- F*ck ye- BLARGH!
CJayC -- I'll give you one more chance, then that's it.
He was then banished to GameFAQs Hell, where he was doomed to spend the rest of his days...until another spin-off started up.
Aw, damn it.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
The First WWE Social Civil War began...
AnyoneforClaire -- Hi, everyone! My name's Claire, obviously, and I'm a lesbian, so you guys don't need to be getting ideas.
Male User -- I must have you!
AnyoneforClaire -- Did you not hear me? I'm a lesbian! That means I don't like men!
Male User -- Your point being?
Fifty posts later...
God, what have I gotten myself into?
Say, you got some nice hooters. I know you're a thespian and all, but can I touch them?

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
Claire's lifestyle stirs up controversy...
Champion of Legend -- Your lifestyle is wrong! You shall BURN in the lake of fire!
AnyoneforClaire -- That's so unfair! How can you say something like that?
Champion of Legend -- That's what I believe.
Lita -- Well, you're wrong.
His resolve, however, wavers faster than expected.
Champion of Legend -- Yeah, you're probably right.
Lita -- Damn straight, foo'.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
Conspiracy against Claire's identity begin to arise.
CripplerCrossface13 -- You're Claire, PGP.
PhatGoldPhish -- No, I'm not.
CripplerCrossface13 -- I hear PGP's using a network of computers to pose as Claire!
hilib -- No fucking way, dude.
Meanwhile...
The Chosen One -- Man, they're all suckered into thinking PGP is Claire. How little they know...
Jason Janetty -- Man, pretending like this is fun! It makes the 237 days on my countdown just fly by!

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
Things became very heated about the suspicions, and many flame wars sprung up.
presidentevil123 -- Claire is real! You're just being a stupid jerk! I love her no matter what you say!
big ern -- Whether she's real or not, that text of yours is turning me on. That Times New Roman is giving me a huge b0nar.
The civil war became brutal, resulting in many casualties.
When it was over, the community was in shambles.
CripplerCrossface13 -- Man, this place has really gone to hell.
The Boheaded One -- Yep.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
That wasn't the first time the board fought over a girl...
CripplerCrossface13 -- So, like, how old are you?
HardKore ChiK -- I'm 14...er, 12...er...13. Yeah, that one's right.
big ern -- She is TOO 12! I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of an enemy of a friend.
BlueHawk68 -- Nuh-uh! She's 14! She told me herself!
After months of debate, things seemingly quieted down...until...
I admit it...I was 12.
big ern -- I told you, Hawk! Where's my 50 bucks?

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
Females weren't the only cause of controversy...sometimes, differing worldviews clashed and became quite ugly.
Starscream's sig: "This isn't funny, guys! Let me down!" - Jesus Christ
Champion of Legend -- That offends me! Why can't you be more sensitive towards our Lord and Savior?
Okeley-dokeley, CoL.
Champion of Legend -- My Lord...please give me the strength to mark all of the wicked Starscream's posts.
CoL successfully got many posts deleted, but could not defeat Starscream. Soon after, however, CoL was smote by his own tactics, and his account was no more.
Champion of Legend -- This is unfair! I only said, "Look for me in the banned user list tomorrow, kiddies!" I never thought it'd actually happen!
BigRedMachine -- Ha, Ceej got you too, I see.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
Not all WWE Socialites were the garden-variety weird. A few true-blue psychos crept through the woodwork...
deathblooms -- Hey, there. You're one sexy little girl. And I like them young and hot!
HardKore ChiK -- How about I kick your mommy-daddy button instead?
This persisted for months...until, one day...
Jeff Hardly -- Hey, I'm a 12-year old sk8er gurl with a hot body! I've got a pic at my homepage, if you want to see.
deathblooms -- Daddy like! Daddy want!
To his shock, he had been OWN3D.
deathblooms -- www.goatse.cx? That's an odd name for a homepage...
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life...besides that guy staring at me in my mirror.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
WWE Social is also a place to seek comfort and express their tales of unrequited love.
nycballa2002usa -- Wanna go out sometime?
Some skank -- I can't date until I'm 16. Sorry.
Two weeks later, he sees her applying the Figure-Four Liplock on his friend.
nycballa2002usa -- What the fuck? I thought you said you had to be 16!
Some skank -- Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to score.
nycballa2002usa -- Que malo. Once again, I must sugar my own churro.

 

by SourPimp162
4-17-03
One of our wars was one of the most one-sided losses in all of GameFAQs.
Pikachu! I choose you!
The Razors Edge -- What's the special interest on your board, stupidity?
Eventually, The Man got sick of the feuding...
CJayC -- Knock it off, guys, or you will all pay.
dinit - Never! We shall prevail!
15 minutes later...
CJayC - I warned them...

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
One of the banes of any social board, especially our fair forum, is the dreaded fad.
The Boheaded One -- Post and I'll rate you!
magicmalcolm -- Post here and I'll rate you!
thesandman -- I'm high! Post here and I'll rate you!
Maxx -- Post here and I won't rate you!
hilib - Post hear and I'll raet yuo!
Jeff Hardly -- Why do the newbies think I'm a troll? I mean, just because I rated everybody 0 out of 10...

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
It wouldn't be WWE Social without WWE, right? Well, some take it one step too far...
spinark -- I bow before your will, O Lord.
Chris Jericho -- Stop being an assclown, junior!
spinark -- But, Lord! I am well versed in your life, and I know just about everything about you! Why dost thou hurt me so?
Chris Jericho -- Did you know I used the Flashback as a finisher in a match with Faarooq in 2002?
spinark -- Umm...Flashback?
Chris Jericho -- Be gone from the presence of thy Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, jerky.

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
The Plight of Being New
K Kwik 375 -- Hi, guys!
CripplerCrossface13 -- Silence, n00b
Eight months later...
K Kwik 375 -- So, guys, what do you think of...
The Boheaded One -- Silence, n00b.
K Kwik 375 -- WTF? I've been here eight months! I'm not a newbie!
The Boheaded One -- Silence, n00b.

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
The Big Man Cometh
Jeff Hardly -- I just have two questions.
The 2nd Saint -- Shoot.
Jeff Hardly -- What's with the fat chick fetish?
The 2nd Saint -- Those boners you call supermodels don't give me a boner. Next.
Jeff Hardly -- Why are you so goddamn big?
The 2nd Saint -- Well, I can assure you, I'm NOT compensating...(I think he bought it...)

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
There were, however, some happy moments in WWE Social's history.
magicmalcolm -- We are here today, in the sight of God, to join these two in holy matrimony. Per, do you take Claire to be your lawfully-wedded suicidal, manic-depressive lesbian wife?
TheBlessed -- I do.
magicmmalcolm -- And do you, Claire, take Per to be your lawfully wedded epistemologically relativistic husband?
AnyoneforClaire -- Um...uh...I do?
magicmalcolm -- Excellent. I hereby declare you man and...wait a minute, which one IS the man?

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
Some general WWE Social behaviors to avoid: "pulling a spinark"
spinark -- Dang, CJayC's review of Warcraft II got posted and mine didn't! I bet that bastard doesn't even have a PC!
"Pulling an EvilPrimate"
EvilPrimate -- Hey, I've got the secret URL to the WWFGSB! If I post this, my popularity will sky-rocket! And if not, I can always try getting KoSed...
"Pulling a dinit"
dinit 6 -- That does it! I'm outta here! And I'm closing my account to make it final!
dinit 7 -- Don't even say a word about my saying that I left...

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
The Boheaded One -- Post post post post post post post post post post post post post post post...
big ern -- What the fuck are you doing, Bo?
The Boheaded One -- I'm trying to get to 500 posts in under an hour.
big ern -- Oh.
The Boheaded One -- Post post post post post post post post post post post...
big ern -- -- Post post post post post post post post post post post...

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
The Serious PAS is a WWE Social staple, and always has been. But, like the real WWE, the backstage antics were just as vindictive.
Jag -- Trish is more attractive than Lita.
The Razors Edge -- That does it. You're fired!
Jag -- *sob* How could you? This isn't fair! This had nothing to do with the Serious PAS!
The Razors Edge -- Well, I'm the head booker, so I have that kind of power, so get lost.
The Razors Edge -- If Captain Lou Albano could do it in "Body Slam," I figured I could too.
big ern -- Where the fuck did you get that logic, Razor?

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
Post-Marital Shenanigans
You forgot to ask if anyone objected!
magicmalcolm -- Oh, yes, that. If anyone has a half-assed reason why these two should not be wed AND isn't along the lines of "She's a lesbian in a heterosexual union," let him speak now.
CripplerCrossface13 -- We object!
big ern -- The marital union of two males is not recognized by the Internet community. This is a loophole the likes of which even Chris Jericho couldn't dig up!
To Be Continued
magicmalcolm -- This cannot be!
AnyoneforClaire -- It is true. I am actually a male. You see, I am not Janetty, or PGP or even Burt Reynolds. I'm...

 

by SourPimp162
4-18-03
Claire finally revealed her true identity, and it sends shockwaves throughout the forum.
Metal Bowser -- Gee, I didn't see that one coming...
THRASH -- Even His Sexcellency is not shocked...
hasanabrar -- That's right! I did it again! My penchant for cyber-sex with men could not be satisified by Jag, so I branched out again, and boy, what a bounty of man-booty!
The users have mized opinions...some more legible than others.
Jag -- Thank God I'm not the only one any more...
hilib -- Cliare was hsaanabar? Tihs is defiantly not goud.

 

by SourPimp162
4-19-03
Some gimmicks just never knew when to die...
The Toilet Phantom -- *haunts your toilet*
Starscream -- Eep! I think I just haunted my pants...
The Toilet Phantom -- *haunts your toilet*
Maxx -- What the hell do you do when you haunt my toilet?
However, he realizes that he has not thought this through...
The Toilet Phantom -- Well, I...you see, when I...aw, damn it.

 

by SourPimp162
4-19-03
WWEGSB Chat
Fuck you.
Who said that?
Who's the retard that invited him?
Who called who a retard?
30 seconds later...
chunkyleechong -- Hey, where'd everybody go?

 

by SourPimp162
4-19-03
Only the KoSed have more accounts...
MTRodaba2468 -- *tapes somebody and sells it on eBay*
MTR Silver -- "You need a hobby. I suggest sticking forks in your eyes." - DJosef
That Old Wacky MTR -- Jackass!...is an awesome show.
PlayStation327 -- Grand Theft Auto 13204382504 is playable on me!
MTR OwnZ jOO -- Um...er...I have nothing clever to say here.
Jeff Hardly -- Damn, that guy churns out accounts like teen mothers on Jerry Springer churn out unwanted babies...

 

by SourPimp162
4-20-03
The Serious PAS also had its fair share of nutjobs...literally and figuratively speaking...
Jag -- I am the magic cat! My powers give me nine times your mortality rate!
The Razors Edge -- You know, just because you're not human doesn't mean you're a cat.
Jag -- You meanie! Why do you keep doing this to meow?!
The Razors Edge -- I'm Jeff Charisma. That's what I do best - dash the hopes of escaped mental patients...did you just say meow?
Moments after the confrontation...
Maxx -- There, there, Jag...they're just too incompetent to accept the truth.

 

by SourPimp162
4-20-03
And now, a word from the committee on moral hygiene...
Jag -- The divas of the WWF are constantly being degraded!
Jag -- Women like Trish Stratus are regularly being treated like strippers, lesbians and/or whores. Vince McMahon's sexist reign of terror must end!
Jag -- Hey, did I tell you my dream last night? I banged Trish's ass like a kettle drum, and...

 

by SourPimp162
4-22-03
Too much of the social board can have an adverse effect on other relationships.
presidentevil123 -- Hey, you're pretty clean. Wanna go back to the alley?
Some chick -- Sure. Which alley?
presidentevil123 -- Say something smooth...say SOMEthing...ANYTHING.
Some chick -- Well?
presidentevil123 -- Jew rock-sores my bock-sores.
Some chick -- What the fuck?

 

by SourPimp162
4-23-03
The Boheaded One -- Jeff Hardy got fired!
EvilPrimate -- Paint Hardy got fired!
HardKore ChiK -- My reason to watch WWE has been fired!
psxdude2001 -- Yeah, another crappy wrestler got fired...
reversefigure4 -- Yarr, ye landlubbers dinnae mark spoilers! Moderation, ahoy!
TheZShark -- What happened to Jeff Hardy?

 

by SourPimp162
4-23-03
EvilPrimate -- I'll make Darkside Legion worth the $250...sure, I didn't make the boards, nor do I have any power, but gosh-darn it, I'll think of something!
C$SpikeDudley -- Ha-ha, you wasted your money, you stupid monkey! Now, burn!
EvilPrimate -- Blargh I am dead
Meanwhile...
BigRedMachine -- Boy, he sure torched that nigger...
Game555 -- Yeah! Nigger! Suicide is his only option! DIE!

 

by SourPimp162
4-24-03
"SweetPimp is not a in a simple comic strip."
SweetPimp324 -- I am SweetPimp. This is my debut.
SweetPimp324 -- Up until now, I haven't been anywhere in this series. Now I am.
big ern -- Y'know, this debut really sucks.
SweetPimp324 -- Well, I was asking for it. Now, if you don't mind, I have to get that bastard to stop laughing at my typo.

 

by SourPimp162
4-25-03
BRM attempts to strike from beyond the KoS
BigRedMachine -- It seems I have gotten into Jeff Hardly's GameFAQs account...
Game555 -- Yeah! Suicide is his only option!
BigRedMachine -- I'll just pass it on to LAF and it's axe-ville for him!
Game555 -- Yeah! DIE.
BigRedMachine -- Why do you always use the same fucking catchphrases that everyone else already beat into the ground?
Game555 -- What, and be forced to come up with something on my own? I thought you knew me better than that...

 

by SourPimp162
4-25-03
Meanwhile...
IM from CrucifictSean -- BRM has the password to your GameFAQs account.
Jeff Hardly -- I had a password that a second-grader couldn't guess! I suppose BRM advanced to third grade...
IM from CrucifictSean -- He says LAF's gonna get you axed.
Jeff Hardly -- No matter. I'll just change my passwords to all my accounts, and he'll be at square one.
Moments later...
BigRedMachine -- Aw, shit, he changed his password. Well, once again, it's a night of strangling my "little nigger" for me...

 

by SourPimp162
4-26-03
rancid milk and BRM manage to wrest EvilPrimate from power at Darkside Legion, but still have him pay for it. A fool and his money are soon parted...
BigRedMachine -- Well, now that the nigger's out of the way, we can do whatever we want!
rancid milk -- What shall we do?
BigRedMachine -- Lemme think...
rancid milk -- I know! Let's pop a couple Viagra and ban WWEGSBers from our boards with mega-time raging boners!
BigRedMachine -- I don't need Viagra...just show me a few tapes of public lynchings, and that'll get me going.
rancid milk -- Yay!

 

by SourPimp162
4-28-03
KoSed users from GameFAQs wage unholy war on WWE Social
theriverrat -- Haha, I hacked riverrat. He'll be banned by tomorrow.
OnTheRoster -- You people are terrible! This is all EP's fault!
Yet, no action is taken to stop it...
HardKore ChiK -- Well, this is where Ceej is...but where is he?
SweetPimp324 -- BRM, Game and rancid are nice guys! Sure, they steal accounts and try to take down boards, but that's not your business!
So, where was CJayC during all of this?
psxdude2001 -- Welcome to McDonalds. Can I take your order?
CJayC -- I want a Big Mac...but those always keep me busy with the "backlog" for the rest of the day...

 

by SourPimp162
4-30-03
KoSers attack in summary.
Jeff Hardly -- So, what exactly have you accomplished?
ranciid milk -- Well, we got The Living Legend and the riverrat banned, not to mention our owning the entire board...
Jeff Hardly -- I've never heard of them. How is that "owning the entire board?" If anything, clearing out newbies does us a favor.
rancid milk -- Umm...well...at least one good thing came out of it.
Jeff Hardly -- What is that?
rancid milk -- When I was banning you guys from Darkside Legion, I popped a Viagra. It was good...and so was BRM, if you catch my drift.

 

by SourPimp162
5-03-03
Sexual fantasies come to fruition
NHL18 -- I'm gonna go down on you hard!
Mystery Partner -- Please! Be gentle!
NHL18 -- There's no gentleness! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!
Mystery Partner -- Oh, my!
2 minutes later...
NHL18 -- I've had better walls at a Motel 6.
Wall -- That hurt my feelings! Well, could you at least patch me up with some drywall?

 

by SourPimp162
5-03-03
WWE Socialites comment on the "Marked Message Accuracy" rating
Jeff Hardly -- I am strong! Bow before my will!
The Boheaded One -- I'm fair...but my complexion seems to be paler than what this says.
rancid milk -- Untrusted?! Who wouldn't trust me?
nycballa2002usa -- I'm bad...really bad.
The last one arouses interest...
Doc Savage -- He thinks he's bad? He hasn't seen the quarter-minute man in action...
Rhythmic Rebel -- Fifteen? That's thirteen more than you're used to with "Palmela Handerson Lee"...boy, that one was lame.

 

by SourPimp162
5-07-03
Wrestling debates hit an all-time low...
Chris Kanyon -- Triple H is awesome!
Jeff Hardly -- No, he isn't. He's sluggish, boring and won't do a meaningful job.
Note - Champion of Legend is Chris Kanyon. CoL was sent to hell in an earlier episode.
Chris Kanyon -- Nuh-uh! He jobbed to Owen Hart in 1998, and Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania!
Jeff Hardly -- And those were how many years ago?
Chris Kanyon -- You're just a complainer! Bradshaw was right!
Jeff Hardly (from cartoonist's desk)-- That tears it. I'm through with featuring this character...

 

by SourPimp162
5-07-03
Wrestling debates hit an all-time low...
Chris Kanyon -- Triple H is awesome!
Jeff Hardly -- No, he isn't. He's sluggish, boring and won't do a meaningful job.
Note - Champion of Legend is Chris Kanyon. CoL was sent to hell in an earlier episode.
Chris Kanyon -- Nuh-uh! He jobbed to Owen Hart in 1998, and Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania!
Jeff Hardly -- And those were how many years ago?
Chris Kanyon -- You're just a complainer! Bradshaw was right!
Jeff Hardly (from cartoonist's desk)-- That tears it. I'm through with featuring this character...

 

by SourPimp162
7-27-03
The man, the myth: a day in the internet life of psxdude
psxdude2001 -- God?! You have no proof! Stop preaching!
Chris Kanyon -- God, that's a beautiful sunset.
psxdude2001 -- Whopper? Get the fuck out, because I'm a cashier at McDonald's and that means something.
Calista Flockhart -- Gimme a goddamned Whopper! I can't go on like this!...ooh, so many grams of fat...
Jeff Hardly -- Hey.
psxdude2001 -- What'd you say, you holier-than-thou fucker?! How dare you act like you're better than everyone with your "hey" crap.

 

by SourPimp162
7-29-03
psxdude takes out his frustrations on everybody's favorite comic artist
psxdude2001 -- Man I hate that guy. Who does he think he is?
usa sux b/c canada rox wats dat aboot eh d00d?
psxdude2001 -- There's only one way to handle an egotist on the internet.
ya 3h sux b/c i watch wwe 7 yrs u c
psxdude2001 -- I'm going to write about him on my parents' computer!
psxdude's parents' computer -- jef hrdly is ghey cuz i h8 him an he acts bettr than me omg

 

by SourPimp162
9-01-03
The Summer Contest brings out the best and worst in everybody.
NHL18 -- All your brackets are belong to me.
The Doc -- Sonic lost. Me hate Final Fantasy. Such a fanboy.
Maxx -- Who the hell is Crono, and why is he beating Mario?
TheZShark -- For that matter, who's that Mario guy, and why's everyone fussing about him losing?
Some, however, are beyond help.
Steve Austin 268x -- Please vote in my Summer tournaments for greatest comic, cartoon and tournament of all time!
Mrstroid Flanders -- Lemme think about it. Thinking...thinking...fuck you.

 

by SourPimp162
9-01-03
Gimmick accounts reach an all-time greatness. Remember, it's only a gimmick.
1337 Poke Msaster -- Get on AIM nad well deul, or r u a sisssy.
hilib -- You're awesome. You defiantly take atention from my mispellings.
1337 Poke Msaster -- Hey Ill hak yuo dna I gots exprenc cuz I'm scrubbering floors at Dennys with my tongue.
Botmaster2 -- Quiet, 1337 Ass Master.
1337 Poke Msaster -- That was the most horible inslut I ever herd in my Gods green earth. I was so bad I thought I was Bob Sagat which Me both know is totallly gay
Botmaster2 -- What...the...fuck...

 

by SourPimp162
12-02-03
Even on the internet, definition of words means nothing.
Sickness - I like my PlayStation 2
Corporate Ministry - I don't like it. I prefer the GameCube.
Mariotroid Flanders - YOU TROLL!!! GO AWAY!!! WE ALL HATE YOU!!!
Corporate Ministry - Well, fine then. Just because I have a differing opinion means I'm a "troll?" I'm outta here.
Mariotroid Flanders - Yeah, be gone, troll! And you smell! And your mama dresses you funny, and she wears combat boots and...
aZn Buddha - Yeah, you're not trolling CM one bit, buddy...

 

by SourPimp162
12-02-03
Even the most humorous fads fail to withstand the test of time.
edge o matic - y helo thar butsekz
loscos - Why, hello there. Might I interest you in butt sex?
TRIPLEHHH - y allo ther buttsecks
Reporter - y ello thear butcex? In today's news...
Although, some people can only take so much...
CripplerCrossface13 - y helo th---
edge o matic - Try it. Do you think it's worth a few ounces of buckshot added to your diet?

 

by SourPimp162
12-11-03
Suicidal chat
Jason Janetty -- Well, I've got nothing to live for. I'm outta here.
SweetPimp324 -- That can't be right. There's plenty to do.
Jason Janetty -- No, there's nothing left to do in the world except drown myself in that river.
SweetPimp324 -- Well, why don't you do everything you've ever done in your life a second time?
Jason Janetty -- Wouldn't that make my life an exercise in futility?
SweetPimp324 -- Exercise is good for you.

 

by SourPimp162
12-16-03
Hypocrisy in action...
Flubba Gooba - I'm a 13-year-old political analyst and philosopher. I express all my views militantly over the internet.
Flubba Gooba - Yeah, Dubya is stupid because he talks funny.
Minutes later...
Flubba Gooba - PWNED! ZWNED! FWNED! ROOFLE!

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