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by TennaD
8-01-02
Sttina shares her concerns with her brother.
Yay! You finally came out of hiding! Joy!
Yeah, I decided there was a more urgent matter at hand..
Oh? And that would be?
Annie is under a sever delusion of grandure
While Annie's joke backfired.
Annie, tell Tanner what you told me.
*sigh* I'm....the all-seeing, all-knowing Mother Goddess. It was just a joke, jeez.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie chats with friends on line.
AMRNekomi: Hey, Amy.
FaeryWingedGirl: Hey, hunt any racoons lately?
AMRNekomi: YURI POWAAAA!!
KuroiTenshiBA: YURI POWAAAAAA!!!!
Some more welcome than others...
AMRNekomi: ....Hello Matt.
LordZirdecSilver: When are we gonna get nekkid?

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie visits one of her favorite sites.
Heh heh heh.
"WELCOME TO ENGRISH.COM"
Let's see what's in the Recent Discoveries..
"...this toy is being made for the extreme priority the good looks. The Little part which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously..."
Annie mantains her petty victory.
They can build anything we can, but smaller and more efficient, and yet they cannot speak english in the slightest. Americans rule.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
On a roll, Annie next goes after England.
AMRNekomi: Hey, Lawrie. Tell me what you guys call a stove over there again?
TakoTTX: *sigh* You know what we call them.
AMRNekomi: Plleeeease? I swear I won't mock you this time.
TakoTTX: Fine. A hob. We call a stove a "hob".
Victory is once again Annie's. At least in her mind.
AMRNekomi: A "hob"...How retarded. It's a "stove". Americans Rule.
TakoTTX: Oy vey. How did I know that was coming?

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie and Sttina, each having gone hours without a smoke.
*$^@&!!!
You talkin' to me?
Hey, back off, man. You trying to start something here?
Oh that's it, you're dead.
To be Continued.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Hey, Sttina, why aren't you and Annie talking to anyone?
Well, ya see....
Meanwhile, Amanda is asking Annie the very same question.
...We decided, if we wanted to maintain a friendship with anyone, but we haven't had a smoke in 3 or more hours....
I see...
We should just not talk until we can get niccotine in our systems again. It's better for everyone's health. Trust us.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Bored, Annie turns on TVLand
Heh, Heh. Old school Batman! Slick.
"Your hypnotism won't work on us this time, Joker!"
And gets inspired by a ludicrous running cop out.
Woah. I wonder if I could make some Anti-Jedi Bat Pellets?
"We took our Anti-hypnotism Bat Pellets!"
I can see where this is going already...
Hey Sttina, take me with you to the lab, please?
As long as it doesn't evolve the Transmutate-o-matic.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Sttina agrees to take Annie to work with her...
Thanks for bringing me with you to work, Sttina. But this is sorta top secret..so if you wouldn't mind...?
Fine, just don't break anything expensive, and no transmutating!
Now, to bring my brilliant plan to life! Muwhahahahahhaahha!!!
What was that?
Though she may regret it.
I said, I'll call you if I need anything?
I'm gonna be in the Bomb-shelter if you need anything.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
The Lab's owner and head scientist finds Annie, hard at work.
Hellooooo, there! Is there something I can help you with?
ACK! Where did you come from?!
This is my laboratory. I take it you are here with Christtina?
Yes. Working on something rather Top Secret, so...
He is.
....
Ya know, you are really scary.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
The weird scientist finally leaves the room, much to our relief.
Thank bob that creepy science dude left. Now, to get back to my project...
Or so she thought.
....
Please let this be my imagination. Don't let that freak be standing behind me.
....heh heh heh heh......
I'm out of here.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Amanda tries something new..try being the key word here.
Annie, Annie, look what i drew!! I am the greatest artist that ever lived!
Hi I'm Bill the Horse.
Hi Bill the horse, I am Herb the Bear. We are so cool.
I am the god of everything!!
And Stina thinks I am the delusional

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie and Sttina, sitting around one evening...
Annie, this is boring, what else is there to do?
Hmm...what to do...
Don't try this at home, unless under the supervision of a trained Hippy.
Wanna try out those self-defense techniques Hippy taught us?
Sounds like a plan.
Obviously, they didn't heed that advice.
Don't touch me right now. I can't feel my left arm anymore.
Sorry! You weren't supposed to faceplant on the carpet!

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie tries to keep Sttina awake..
Hey, there are quarters on the floor.
Oh? That's great, really....
Wait, there are enough quarters here for a pack of smokes!
Is that so?
Annie takes the money and runs
Hey!!! You're supposed to be keeping me...ZzZzZzZ...
YOINK!

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
It should just so happen that The Mom would return that day.
Amy Mom! What are you doing home so early?
I missed all my children....Can I come inside now?
We'd like to add that Amy Mom really ISN'T a chicken, we just couldn't find a lookalike cartoon.
Of course you can come inside! Why didn't you say so?
Thank you.
We are so sorry, Amy Mom
.....
You realize we are still standing outside, right?

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Realize she couldn't outsmart Amy Mom, Annie gos to plan B.
Could you wait here just one moment before you come inside?
Have I got a choice?
Plan B: Railroad Amanda
Amanda! I'd like to warn you, Amy Mom is about to find Sttina, unconscious on the floor. It's your fault.
NO WAY! I had nothing to do with it this time!! I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!
The way i see it, your mom loves me the most. And sides, you've got the motive for it, who's she gonna believe?
I hate being the youngest sibling.

 

by TennaD
8-02-02
After hiding out in her room for a few days, Annie emerges.
Hey Amanda, how much trouble did you get in for Sttina?
Oh, none.
WHAT? You didn't get in any trouble for rendering your own sister unconscious?
Nope.
How did you manage getting out of any trouble at all? I'd like to know.
I just told Mom it was self defense. Sttina was shoving me around, and calling me names. Luckily, sttina has no recollection, so it all works out!

 

by TennaD
8-02-02
Annie chats online as usual.
AMRNekomi: Danielle! Long time, no see!
Gaja Star: Hola, Chica. Why don't you stop by this weekend? See Jer and the demon baby.
AMRNekomi: I have a better idea.
Gaja Star: Oh? That's cool, just as long as it doesn't envolve...
AMRNekomi: MIDGET PORN!!!
Gaja Star: *sigh* Why can't I have normal friends?

 

by TennaD
8-02-02
Annie continues to try and coax Danielle
AMRNekomi: Come on, you know you wanna watch midgets getting busy.
Gaja Star: Maybe I'm just weird, but I really don't want to see naked midgets, thank you.
Seeing, that Annie isn't going to give in without a fight, Danielle makes her an offer Annie can't refuse.
AMRNekomi: Come on, what could be better than little people procreation?
Gaja Star: Well, actually, I do have every movie Ewan McGregor ever made. But if you really prefer midgets over Ewan...
You just gotta know how to talk to people.
AMRNekomi: I'll be there in five minutes.
Gaja Star: I figured as much.

 

by TennaD
8-02-02
Annie heads back to work, The Manfa Corp.
Hey, Angel, how's our latest product coming along?
Not too well. The midgets are having a hard time staying on the pogo stick once we light them on fire.
Always innovative, Annie has an idea.
Well, let's nail their hands and feet to the pogo stick
Good plan.
The creators SWEAR they have nothing against midgets. Please don't sue us.
Well, that's what I'm getting paid for. Now, what about the Bishonen-On-A-Stick line?
Well we tried jamming the sticks where you suggested, but they don't seem to appreciate it as much as we'd hoped.

 

by TennaD
8-05-02
Annie keeps Sttina company at her second job.
Is it always this boring? I'm gonna go pee.
The midnight shift? Yeah, generally.
Prepubescent evil is at it again.
Hey there, you guys listen to Eminem?
It's 3 a.m., shouldn't you be in bed?
Annie keeps Sttina company at her second job.
How can I sleep when you ladies are keeping me up?
Someone kill me.

 

by TennaD
8-05-02
Sttina leaves to fold laundry, and Annie is at the mercy of the 15 year old guest.
So, can go smoke with you?
NO! Go away!
Annie finally convinces him to leave.
Fine. Goodnight.
Thank you Jeebus
An hour later he comes back, in "disguise"
Hey, how *you* doin'?
Oh good lord.

 

by TennaD
8-07-02
Annie sits on the computer, as usual, talking to one of her weird little crack monkey friends.
AMRNekomi: PRIME MINISTER!!
PrimeMinister523: Hullo, Missus Prime Minister! Your husband has arrived!
AMRNekomi: Your my husband? And what am i getting out of this?
PrimeMinister523: Umm...you can have a copy of my soul.
Tristan continues to try and persuade Annie...
AMRNekomi: I suppose you'll do till Ewan realizes he's really in love with me.
PrimeMinister523: Ah, well, you see I *am* Ewan. I just used my ninja Ewan powers to ward off all the females. I frequently pose as a disgruntled little crackmonkey named "Tristan."

 

by TennaD
8-15-02
Back from Hiatus, Annie catches up with some friends
AMRNekomi: Hello, Chris
SexyPanther69: I'm a Pisces!
And to think, this is where she gets her ideas on what men are like
AMRNekomi: I'm aware of that, dear.
SexyPanther69: I'm naked, too! Are you thinking about me being naked?
Is it any wonder she thinks they are all immature hornballs?
AMRNekomi: Well i am now, thank you for the horrid mental image..
SexyPanther69: Would it help if you were naked, too?

 

by TennaD
8-15-02
Annie finds hope in a younger guy friend.
AMRNekomi: Hi there, Sean
xOnlyWhenILaughx: Hey there.
Ah, here go, some sensitivity
AMRNekomi: How are things?
xOnlyWhenILaughx: I want to be a woman. Women are so beautiful.
AMRNekomi: It's good to be appreciated.
xOnlyWhenILaughx: ::pet::

 

by TennaD
8-15-02
Giving up on males entirely, Annie moves on to the girl side of her friends.
AMRNekomi: Hey there, Amy-kins
FaeryWingedGirl: Hey, Annie. Rob and i broke up.
AMRNekomi: What?! Why?
FaeryWingedGirl: He was cheating on me. I had to find out through Matt, since Rob was too chicken shit to tell me.
No good can come of this
AMRNekomi: He's a dead man. Is he at work today?
FaeryWingedGirl: Umm...Annie, calm down, we don't need another incident like before. I'm still trying to get that smell off my clothes.

 

by TennaD
8-17-02
Amanda finds Annie troubled.
What's wrong, Annie?
I've had 7 guys this week offer to be Lawrence's "Stand-In penis" while he's in England
And that's a bad thing?
Of course it is!
Why is that?
None of them are Ewan.

 

by TennaD
8-17-02
Annie tries to device an way to deter her would be suitors
Well, how are you going to get these guys off your back?
Well, I was thinking some sort of series of tests...
Do you really think guys would go through all that for you?
Of course! My thinking is, they'd WANT to finish my little obstacle course.
Don't blame her, folks. She's a product of her environment.
Why is that?
Well, if you had lonely, hairy mountain men armed with cattle prods and pipe cleaners ready to claim the losers, you'd wanna finish too.

 

by TennaD
8-27-02
Tanner and Matt *recently on leave from the Navy* attend the Sandusky county fair
Ya know, i've observed one thing, year after year.
And what's that?
Every year i come to the fair, and it makes me feel like a better person.
How do you figure?
You gotta get self esteem somewhere.
Well, see that guy over there, i could be like him.
You mean that guy with the mullet arguing with the garbage can in front of the beer tent?

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