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by TennaD
7-31-02
Gotta figure a way to kill this evil squirrel...
What are you up to, Hippy?
That's right, sweet and innocent...
Evil? I don't want to know
Right, while the squirrel is busy maiming Amanda, I'll have my chance...
Yes, sleeeep....sleeeep...

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Come on, Annie, you want to smoke me.
NO!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Has anyone seen Annie?
I think I saw her outside, fighting with her cigarettes.
SMOKE ME! NEVER!
This is getting out of hand.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Tanner! DDR with me!
Uhhh...i guess i could try it..
Ready?
Yeah, how hard can it be to step on arrows?
Okay, this one should be fun..."Afronova" *snicker*
Okay, let's go!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Two witnesses wander in...
*giggle giggle*
What's all the swearing about?
Amanda got Tanner to DDR..on Afronova.
Really...This ought to be memorable
Revenge is theirs
@&$&!!!
Not as easy you thought, eh toughguy?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Hippy, how goes it with the squirrel hunting?
Not too well...
Maybe you should give up trying to kill such a harmless creature?
Yeah...maybe....wait a second...
Oh crap.
YOU'RE THE EVIL SQUIRREL IN DISGUISE

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Amanda tries to hide out in Annie's room.
Annie! You gotta hide me! Hippy thinks I'm some kind of Evil Squirrel!
What are you talking about?
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU FOUL SPAWN OF SQUIRRELLY EVIL!
Oh crap! He's found me!
Is someone going to tell me what's going on?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Has anyone seen Annie, Amanda or Hippy Lately?
Hippy's got Amanda and Annie trapped in Annie's room, ranting about evil squirrels...
I'd better go calm him down....
If you can...
Really? Damn evil squirrels and their transporting abilities!
Hey there, I think I saw an evil squirrel outside, do you know anything about that?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Shhh..I think he's gone..
About time, too. We haven't eaten in three days.
Three hours later...
So where did Hippy run off to?
Well, I told him I saw the evil squirrel outside, and he's been running around out there ever since.
And thus Hippy set off on a quest, never to be seen again...
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER, SQUIRREL!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Hey. Annie, wanna play DnD with us tonight?
I guess I could give it a try...
Later that night...
So, how did you like DnD?
It was okay...
Two days later...
When are we gonna play again, huh? I NEED to play, man!
Addictive, isn't it?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie walks in as Amanda is on-line.
hey Amanda, you wanna come and see this? Amanda? amanda?
But if i put that then he'll think i like him and....
As the fury of the teenage years consumes another victim..
AMANDA!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I SWEAR IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY, IF YOU SAY SO MUCH AS ONE WORD TO ME, I WILL GIVE YOU A JEDI HEYAHHHHHHHH
Another crisis is averted...
Hey, you wanna see this picture of Steven Dorff
heck yeah, so did I tell you about what is going on with me and...

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Amanda? Are you still in there?
Do you mind? I'm trying to use the computer.
Do I mind?
Geez, ex-cuse me!
YOU'RE IN MY ROOM, ON MY COMPUTER, FOR THE LAST FIVE HOURS!! OF COURSE I MIND!!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Amanda, I've been meaning to ask you...
Yeah?
how do you manage to float around like that?
I'm a Jedi! Come on, it's the FORCE, MAN!!!
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING!
Oh, doubt me, will you? JEDI HEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Picking a fight with Sttina
Come on, fight me!!
No. This is dumb...
Shoulda backed down while she had the chance..
FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME!!
Fine, but you asked for it.
You should have seen her after watching "The Matrix"
Oy, the force has left me...
You really gotta stop watching movies...

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Amanda bides her time as ash until she can get the energy to change back..
I hope the cats don't confuse me and the litter box...
Is that you Amanda? Sttina turn you to ash this time?
Annie forces Ash Amanda to quote lines from Annie's favorite movies...
Yes, and I'll thank you not to mock me..
Come on, Ashy, say it!
Ah, the petty joys of B-Movie fanatics..
Fine..."Gimme some sugar, Baby"
No, No, with FEELING! *giggle*

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie and Amanda go to see "Cinderella" at the local community theater..
Wow, doesn't Prince Charming look enthused?
I can't really believe he's in love with Cinderella. He looks like a gay pirate to me.
*giggle* Maybe that's why he's not that happy to been wooing Cinderella..
Yeah, I'll bet he'd rather be wooing the footman.
Isn't great how life works out?
Dude! The footman is my ex-boyfriend!
Even better.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
JELLO Bandie: Hey Lawrence.
TakoTTX: Hey Amanda, I've been reading those comics..
JELLO Bandie: Isn't my character the best?
TakoTTX: Sure...Ashy.
Amanda? Why is my computer smashed all over the lawn?
We had a disagreement.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
ARGH! I can't understand why no boys wanna go out with me!
Yeah, that's certainly a mystery..
I know...
I mean, I know I'd kill to date someone who refers to themselves as "The Center of the Universe"
Remember what happened to your computer..?
Yeah, remember the kitty litter, Ashy?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
We need to ask a guy why boys don't like me!
Like who? Tanner? Hack?
No no no, someone with an opinion I care about. How about Lawrence?
I thought you said you wanted to ask a guy?
Ouch, even I'm not that mean.
I'm allowed, he's my property.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Naive hopes of peace
Okay, you can ask him, but be nice, I just got the computer fixed.
I promise nothing.
JELLO Bandie: Lawrie, why don't boys like me?
TakoTTX: I don't wanna say, you'll just break the computer again.
To Be Continued..
JELLO Bandie: Tell me or else...
TakoTTX: Okay, well...

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
She asked for it...
JELLO Bandie: Well?
TakoTTX: You refer to yourself as a Jedi, try to kick people's asses Jedi style, turn into ash a lot...
Going a bit far..
JELLO Bandie: Okay, thanks, I get it...
TakoTTX: You've mastered Ebonics, you're scary, you're a lesbian and you just don't know it...
DAMMIT AMANDA!!
HE WAS ASKING FOR IT!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Sttina comes home from work to discover the house in shambles.
What the hell happened to our house?
Tanner crawls from under a pile of wreckage
Tanner? What the hell happened here?
Hey there, Sttina...Funny story, actually. We were LARPing, see....
The mystery unfolds
Oh good God.
And the party stumbled across this Hill Giant. Hack decided to cast majick missles, and Amanda said we needed realistic effects. So she taps into her Jedi powers and...

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Tanner and Amanda discuss last nights fiasco
I still dont understand why Stina flipped out about us blowing up the house...
Yeah, what's the point of haviong jedi powers if you can't use them??
Do you think she really meant, DONT EVER COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID BASTARDS? i mean you did put the house back together..
yeah, i think i should try my jedi mind control on her...
Riigggggghhhhhhhhtttttttt
YOU WILLLLLLL LET US BACK IN THE HOUSE, and tell me i am the most beautiful, talented, and smartest girl you have ever met....

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Then they go to plan B
really?
PLEASEEE, let me back in the house, screw tanner, it was all him in the first place!!
I HEARD THAT!! IT WAS NOT!!
Yes, She meant to say nurses....
hehehe, you asked for it Ashy.
Nurses foiled again!!!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie finds Amanda piled on the front steps
Wellity, Wellity, Wellity..what have we here?
SHUT UP. NOT ONE WORD.
You know what I want to hear, Ashy.
NEVER! I'm sick of quoting Bruce Campbell for your amusement!
I'll get you and Tanner back in the house.
*Sigh* Fine. "This...is my BOOMSTICK!"

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Tanner and Amanda hatch the plan for vengance..
Okay, here's the plan, Amanda, when Sttina comes out, you jump out in this clown costume, and she dies of fright!
Do you think the fact that i'm still floating will give it away?
Oh, i think i hear her, i'm gonna go hide where i can watch the action!
Okay....But go get some sleeping bags, just in case...
But the plan accidently goes awry
WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE, STTINA!
SWEET PIECE OF MERCIFUL CRAP! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! CLOWNS ARE AFTER ME...wait, did you say "sttina?"

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie gets confused, thinking Amanda really *Is* an evil clown.
Sorry, Annie, I'm here for Sttina.
How do you know my name?
Tanner tries to clear things up, to no avail.
No, no, no. Amanda and i are waiting here to scare Sttina
You and Amanda are in cahoots with this evil clown?
*sigh*
I HAVE TO WARN STTINA!!!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie rushes to warn sttina of the peril
Sttina, Tanner and Amanda are in cahoots with evil clowns! Conspiring against us!!
Hmm, we need disguises to get past them...
It's worth a try.
Let's use this Transmutate-o-matic that just got shipped in from Taiwan
To Be Continued..
Okay, let's go!
Looks like it worked!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
a short while later...
What the hell, is that what i think it is??
If you see a flying paper clip and a bunny with a penis on its head, then yes, it is what you think it is..
Annie and Stina, as a bunny and floating paper clip try to sneak by
dont mind the bunny, and flosting paper clip...
i dont see any clowns annie...
so the plot thickens
Stina is your sister, I'm adopted..
They couldnt have done that....could they? We can get them back, come on, follow me..

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
So now what genius?
We go into the room, change ourselves, and then the fun begins.
Tanner and Amanda step into the transmutate-o-matic.
FATANG!
And once again Amanda got screwed by the writer.
Dont say a word...you are gonna pay for this, you know this right?
Cthulhul fears no one, tee hee.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
the conspirators spot their unsuspecting prey..
okay, there is stina and annie
yeah, i see a paper clip, a bunny, and one butt ugly squid, i'm thinking i didnt get the bad end after all..
they go over their plan..
ANYWAY, i will come up from the left and you from the right, and when i whistle we'll both jump out..
OH YEAH, that whole, dont mind the squid and huge bird will work JUST fine...right blah blah whistle blah blah
To Be Continued..
I never saw any clowns Annie, did we use the transmutate-o-matic for nothing?
they're out there somewhere, watching and waiting for me to put my gaurd down, i just know it. I'M ON TO YOU CLOWNS!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie and Amanda wish to apologize for the complete lack of plot lately.
Sorry.
Yeah, we kinda got carried away...
They should also apologize for the amount of time they let the nonsense go on.
Okay, okay, sorry again.
Sheesh, rubbing it in a bit, don't you think?
And for...
ALLRIGHT ALREADY!!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT!!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Another night of DnD...
Tanner, are Annie or Amanda going to campaign with us tonight?
Yeah, i think so. They should be up here any minute.
I'm all set....Hey Hack, Who's the DM tonight?
It's gonna be Chicken Butt, i think.
Ah, yes, back to normal, kinda.
Hey, there Amanda...You remember the talk we had, right? No Jedis in DnD
YOU CANNOT DENY THE JEDI! HEYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
as the gaming experience begins.
So here is what is going on, Amanda you are a 21st level Druid, and Sttina you are a 21st level rouge, Annie youre a ranger and Hack youre a barbarian.
And i am the paladin.
You are a Rouge?
Yeah, 21st level, the same as you.
Yeah the same level, but my intelligence is twice yours and i could kill you witha touch. Just dont talk to me, you are an idiot, just dont talk.
yeah, whatever, jack ass

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
The adventure continues...
Lesse, i think i'm going to roll a search check to check for traps...
What a moron
What's your problem, Deek Ole?
Didn't I tell you not to talk?
Annie tries to focus on the bright side of the situation
Can't we have one peaceful day? At least they are staying in character...

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
At long last, Amanda is no longer the victim of turning to ash.
*$&^!
HAHAHA! FINALLY!! SWEET REVENGE IS MINE! SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
EVERYONE, LOOK! STTINA'S THE PILE OF ASH THIS TIME!!
However, it seems no one shares her joy over this.
Amanda! What did i tell you about using the force?!
Meh, it's been done.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Umm, Amanda? Can we get back to the game now?
Doesn't anyone care that I'm finally not the one that got turned to ash?!
Not Really....
Nope, not particularly. It was funny when it happened to you, though...
And you say all their heads exploded at the same time?
Yeah, I'm lucky to have survived!

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Here, for your amusement, till we get everyone put back together, a cute dog walking on a ball!
Someone please kill me.
Ah, there we are.
What happened?
Amanda used Head Explodeyâ„¢ on all of us.
Well, at least everything's back to normal...
Not quite...Why am i still ash?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie drags Amanda to Red Baron, for some free DDR.
Hey Rich, babe! Gonna hook me up with free DDR again?
For you? Of course!
By the way, where's Matt?
Prolly showing off to that 15 year old again. At least he got her off Rob's back.
What do you think of my Compition DDR Uniform?
Umm...is Rob here or not?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Introductions finally made.
This is Amanda, by the way.
Hey, nice to meet you, Amanda.
Hi. So are we gonna DDR or WHAT?!
Woah, calm down, there, young Jedi.
Jedi?
Better you don't ask.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Meanwhile, Sttina is innocently checking her email...
Lesse what kind of spam i've gotten since last time..
More porn ads, amoung other creepy emails.
What...the...
"YOUNG SNOBBY CHICKS GETTING HAMMERED!"
And people wonder why she hates the internet.
That's just scary.
"IS THERE AN INTRUDER IN YOUR DRIVEWAY?"

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie and Amanda DDR relentlessly...
Woo! Jedi DDR Master, I am.
Very cute, Yoda. Shut up and dance, sucka.
Rob fends off his prepubescent stalker...
LOVE ME, ROB!!!
I'M 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU! GO AWAY!!
And Matt shows off his *cough* costume to more people.
What the hell are you wearing, Matt?
My DDR Compition Costume. Ain't it awesome?

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Rob's Woman shows up on the scene...
Yo, Amy. That's childe's been hitting on yo' man again.
Again? Jeeebus!
Umm, excuse me little girl, did you lose your mommy?
Oh...Hi Amy...I was just stopping it to say hi to Rob...
Wow, I think she cleared the roof that time, Amy. Have you been lifting weights?
I love my work, that's all.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Amanda celebrates getting the higher score.
I am the ultimate DDR master! F-TANG!
You do realize you got the higher score because you were on Normal and i was on Trick?
Reasoning doesn't seem to help.
It's your fault for doing something harder. Point is, I WON.
Baka.
You sure you want this smoke?
Two hours of Jedi girl gloating? I earned it, now hand it over or DIE.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Annie finally spots Matt
Hey Matt! Just wanted to say hi, Amanda and I are headed back to Fremont....What in the name of Jeebus are you wearing?
It's my DDR Compition Uniform. Pretty studly, ne? Say, when are we gonna get nekkid?
Tries to control her laughter
Must...refrain...from cruel mockery...
Well?
Finally flees the scene for fear of dystroying Matt's ego forever.
Well, Gotta go!
She wants me.

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Three days pass, and Amanda is finally able to get a coherent word out of Annie..
So what was so funny that you couldn't stop laughing for three days straight, Annie?
Matt in that bob-awful outfit. Not only that, but how studly he thought he looked...
I dunno, I thought it was kinda cool. It showed off his package.
Please. I don't want to think about that.
Come on, you know you looked. It was right there, plain as day, you couldn't miss it, i mean...
Must...resist...urge...to vomit..

 

by TennaD
7-31-02
Trouble on the home front.
Oh good, you guys are finally here! Sttina's been barricaded in her room for the last three days.
Why?
I guess she got some freaky email about intruders in the driveway.
I leave you people alone for three days...
Annie goes to try and talk to Sttina.
WHO GOES THERE? LOOK INTO THE SECURITY CAMERA AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
Security camera? Good lord.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie hesitates too long on identifying herself.
REFUSAL TO IDENTIFY. RELEASING SECURITY ENFORCER.
Enforcer? Why do i not like the sound of that?
BOOGA BOOGA!!
.....that was pathetic.
BOOGIDY?
Is it wrong to feel pity for this thing?

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Suddenly, the Enforcer bursts into Robo-Tears
*Sob* I'm a terrible guard!!
umm...
*le boohoo*
Well, this is awkward....What am I supposed to do?
She tries to console the robot..
*le sob*
Umm, there, there. You weren't all that bad, really. The only problem was your total lack of Fear-instilling abilities.

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie's attempt to comfort the Gaurd only makes matters worse.
Honestly? I didn't even startle you?
Honestly?
Yes, Honestly!
....
And then she takes it a bit far.
*sob sob*
No. Not at all. I mean, I get more freaked out by old ladies. It's quite pathetic, really. I think you should consider some other career options...

 

by TennaD
8-01-02
Annie discovers Sttina hiding under her bed, and tries to coax her out.
He left, saying something about pursuing a life long dream...ballet, i believe it was. Can you please come out, i feel dumb talking to a bed.
How did you get past my Security Enforcer?
Much better. Now, there is no intruder in the driveway, you are just being paranoid.
But how do you *know*, Annie?
I'm the all-seeing, all-knowing Mother Goddess. I know everything, really.
Right, so I'm paranoid, and you're delusional.

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