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Can I join you?
Sure. I'm Julia.
I'm Tony.
I finally decided on a name, you guys. I'm Steve.
I'm Muffin. Must.. suppress...... urge to kill...... you all..........

 

Can I join you?
Sure. I'm Julia.
I'm Tony.
I finally decided on a name, you guys. I'm Steve.
I'm Muffin. Must...... suppress.... urge to kill...... you all........

 

Something in the distance........
What the hell?
Or maybe not so distant........
Places!
The star just died, sir.
WHAT?! HOW?!

 

Where are you going?
What do I do now?

 

You're perfect!
I WILL KILL YOU!
Follow me.
What's up with this?
I don't know.

 

Uhhhh........ I will kill you?
Did you read through the script?
Yes........ I WILL KILL NOW!
You're perfect for this part.
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Places!

 

(Announcer.) "We now return to 'Life with Killbot!' "
Killbot, where have you been?
I was out with friends, Mom.
Did you do your homework?
I WILL DESTROY YOU!

 

I just got me some drugs!
Everything has significance........
Uhhhh, you guys........
KARAOKE!

 

Wow, this place is weird.
Did you say weed?
Look who it is!
Wait for Muffin!
NOW YOU DIE!

 

Yarr. How come I'm hardly mentioned anymore?
WHO ARE YOU? NOW YOU DIE!
Don't take it personally.
It's not fair.
Meanwhile.........
I'm the real Julia!
No, I'm the real Julia!

 

So, how's the story going?
I wish something interesting would happen.
I know what you mean.
Oh God no.
Remember me?

 

I'm so desperately lonely.........
Timothy........
GIVE UP YOUR SOUL, AND ALL THE POWER YOU EVER DREAMED OF WILL BE YOURS!

 

JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY. MY SOUL IS YOURS IN EXCHANGE FOR POWER;
I like bunnies.
................OKAY, LET'S TRY AGAIN.
I like bunnies.
DO YOU WANT FRIENDS OR NOT?

 

After five hours........
I like bunnies.
DAMN......... LET'S TRY AGAIN.
Sure.
MY SOUL IS YOURS IN EXCHANGE FOR POWER;
I like bunnies.
I'M TAKING YOU TO HELL. SATAN WILL STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT.

 

Hi, and welcome to Hell.
You're Satan?
Yeah.
Avril Lavigne is PUNK RAWK!
This IS Hell.

 

So, you gonna give up your soul, or what?
Where are the bunnies?
Over there.
?
Oh God!

 

Where'd Satan go?
To an Avril Lavigne concert.
So, will she be gone for awhile?
Yeah. Oh, and I've been assigned to torture you until you agree to give up your soul.
Wait. I thought that the agreement was that, if I exchange my soul, I would receive immeasureable otherwordly powers. But now you've changed your minds and decided to just take my soul, anyway.
No........ We just couldn't get you to say anything other than 'I like bunnies.'

 

So what's my torture going to be?
Neverending licking!
Gross!
Oh, calm down. If the only thing you were good at was strange or gross, you wouldn't want to be cursed for it. You can imagine my childhood torment.
I guess. Well get it over with.
You're as dumb as ever.

 

Just as the licking was about to commence........
?
Let's get out of Hell before Satan gets back.

 

I don't think there's anyone in this city. We've looked everywhere.
I know.
?!
What's up?
Finally, a chance to do what I always wanted to do! Whoooooooo! Insanity reigns! Ha ha ha ha!

 

That was lots of fun.
You're twisted.
Halt!
I sense a great evil........ A very familiar evil.
Oh, so now you have special powers?
Well, it IS her story.

 

Sprinkles was just too evil to remove from the story right away.
It's me, Sprinkles, the happy bear!
I knew it.
Only this is my new form. I was forced to build a robot body after I was destroyed.
Oh.
So this is the creator's new plan for you. Like I said before, twisted.
Well, think of it this way. Now we have a new and somewhat interesting plot line to follow, so the story can continue.

 

Back to the real world for a minute........
This is taking forever! When does it end?
Calm down. It gets weirder.
Back to the story. They had just escaped Robotroid Sprinkles, but for how long?
So we're in agreement.
Right.
We need to travel to space and find a safe place to hide.
Why hide? I WILL KILL!

 

So now we need to decide where to go.
I brought my jacket because space is cold.
Sissy.
I WILL KILL!
Yarr. Thanks for bringing me and my friend along, too.
Hi.

 

They decided to go to the Moon.
Still cold?
A bit.
Don't worry. When we get to the Moon, we'll build a fortress with a heater.
Good.
And then we'll stare down at the Earth, think of how we escaped Sprinkles, and laugh. All through the night. Ha ha ha ha!
Sure!

 

They constructed a clear dome to live in.
Here we are in our domed fortress on the Moon.
Feels good to be out of that jacket.
You can smoke all you like. The filters will take care of it.
Good.
Arr. Do you think that Sprinkles knows we're here?
IF HE COMES I WILL KILL HIM!

 

People!
On the Moon?
We cannot allow them to stay. They will destroy us!
You're really cute!
Oh, shut up. We have to get them out of here!
Tee hee.

 

Who are you?
Stupid human. I live on the Moon, and I cannot allow any trespassers here.
So, you gonna leave?
NEVER!
Help!

 

That robot thought he had me. No one ever gets the best of Spyghmoman!
Aaaaahhh! What are you doing here?
Ha ha ha ha!
DON'T HURT ME!

 

You don't scare me.
You tell her, sweetie!
Shut up!
You're such a bringdown.

 

o_O
Look! I've turned into a 18th century poet!
So cute!
o_o
Yarr!
I've got the cookie dough!
XD
This party is the shiznit!
Fo shizzle!

 

Meanwhile, on a distant planet........
All humans must die!
I will go to the Moon, and destroy the humans there, for Sprinkles!

 

Ahhh, I'm almost there. I'll watch some TV while I wait to land.
Big Bird, can I sex you?
No, oh, here we go.
Oh, look, the room where we melt people.

 

Finally, I'm on the Moon.
DIE, HUMAN!
NO! YOU DIE!
Bye.

 

Julia suddenly has a thought
I wonder who that bug was, and if he had any powers........ ?
I needed to write myself out of a corner.
Tony, back on Earth, you said you were after some people. What happened?
It can wait.
Now, then, where were we?
Yarr, bring on the cookie dough!

 

Everywhere I look, there's danger. I need to isolate myself from everyone and everything if I ever hope to be safe.
Oh, hello little pumpkin.
Hi.
OH GOD NO!

 

After observing what happened to Spyghmoman........
That's harsh.
Yeah, really. Hey, just what are Spyghmoman's superpowers?
I heard he has atomic feet.
Wow.
Meanwhile........
Deploy the armies! Find them!
I'm trying.

 

My friends are in danger. I must go back to Earth and stop Sprinkles alone.
Wheeeeeeee!
Now, to find Sprinkles.

 

Now I must track down Sprinkles and his evil henchmen, if he has any.
Tony!
I'm not Tony. I'm Toby, Tony's evil twin, and henchman of Sprinkles.
Tony never mentioned a twin. I'm not surprised.
I'm taking you to prison, where you'll be covered in cookie dough.

 

Great.
!
Ha ha ha ha!

 

I'm free! Now I can track down Sprinkles!
You're not going anywhere. Face my awesome rainbow power!
So bright........
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Must........ escape....... rainbows......
Ha ha. Try!
Aaaaahhh. Free.
Ha ha ha ha. I'm Saborg the satanic cyborg.

 

I will destroy you!
What a joke.
Seriously.

 

Prepare to die!
Hold on........ I have to get the flames of Hell going........
Here we go, prepare to die!

 

OW, IT HURTS!
Weak.
Not so fast.... Wait. Where am I?

 

So, do you work for Sprinkles?
I do?
No, do you?
I like sprinkles on my ice cream. At least, I think I do.
Hey, where are you going?
I'm leaving.

 

How did it go?
How did what go?
You were supposed to defeat my enemy!
Did I?
That's what I'm asking........ Where are you going?
I'm going for ice cream.

 

Oh Hell yeah, bitch!
This is good stuff, baby!
I'm gonna go find some hookers!
Where did you find drugs on the Moon?

 

Julia wanders until she finds herself at a familiar place.
My old house.
I'll go inside. I wondered how my house looked in the fifth dimension.
Julia went inside and fell through a trap door.
What the hell? Wait, can it be?

 

My fears were true....
That's right. There WAS an alternate version of yourself living in an underground fortress beneath your house.
So, now what?
Well, I always imagined that when this day came, I'd kill you. But that's too predictable, so, wanna brush each other's hair?
Well, since I've got nothing better to do, okay.
Great.

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