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by Thorr
8-13-03
Ich muß Lactaid Milch trinken
I have to drink Lactaid milk!
¡Necesito beber Lactaid leche!

 

by Thorr
8-13-03
Hi, my name is Brette.
Are you that girl who tongued Jimbo in the ear and gave him swimmer's ear? And then when you found out he had planter's wart, screamed at him for raping your mother with a chainsaw?
Because, if you are, I've got a list of torturous rituals in my pocket that I'm supposed to perform on you, including forcing you to watch episodes of the new Man Show.
No.
Oh, okay cool. Want to go get lunch?

 

by Thorr
8-13-03
Dude, I totally know what you're going to say... so don't even think about wasting your breath.
I don't breathe. I'm an animation.
Don't mock me.
It's too late, Sir. Your strips suck. What was that one about Brette tongueing, swimmer's ear, planter's wart and chainsaw rape?
It's been a long day and I'm still getting used to my new genitals.
Yeah, I could imagine that taking the jump from a petite Asian girl to an Irish sausage would take some getting used to.

 

by Thorr
8-14-03
Wow, it's really hot today.
... That's just because I'm here.
Oh... So the fact that it's the middle of summer on a humid day has nothing to do with it?
Nope.

 

by Thorr
8-15-03
Hey, wanna make out?
Umm.. Sure, but I'm kind of thirteen and a half.
*HMM*
No worries, I'm twelve.

 

by Thorr
8-18-03
What time is it?
One of.
One of what?
One of the reasons you should get a watch.
I should gauge your eyes out and make earrings out of them..

 

by Thorr
8-18-03
What do you do if a baby is choking?
Stab it in the face.
What do you do if a baby is choking?
Take my dick out of it's mouth.
What do you do if a baby is choking?
Wait until it dies, then stick your hand up it's ass to make it a puppet.

 

by Thorr
8-18-03
My name is Clappy. Don't you think it would make more sense if my name were Clippy?
I think that it would make more sense to be a paperclip and have the name Clippy rather than Clappy, but I think it makes less sense for me to be talking to a paperclip.
I resent that.
I'm sorry. I love you. Shut the fuck up. I hope you die. Rape me.
Got a chainsaw?
Heck no, those were so four days ago. Use that curling iron over there.

 

by Thorr
8-18-03
What's with you and chainsaw rape?
I don't know. I'm just kind of fascinated by it.
I don't even think it's possible.
Tell that to the little boy in my closet.

 

by Thorr
8-18-03
How do you get 700 babies in a phone booth?
How?
Blender. How do you get them out?
Nachos.

 

by Thorr
8-21-03
Wow, you're gorgeous. I would totally fuck you in the ass if I wasn't married and obliged to be jolly one night every year.
Yeah... I get that a lot.

 

by Thorr
12-06-03
Hey, what's poppin'?
Eh, I just now understood the pun in "Sheik Yer Bouti".
You idiot.

 

by Thorr
12-19-03
Hey man, where'ya been?
Rehab.
I'm clean now...
*Gulp*
Rehab's for quitters.

 

by Thorr
10-07-04
You still smokin' that rock?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Is the bear catholic?
Does the Pope stand center in a stream and claw for fish?
Does the bear kiss babies?
Does the Pope gnaw on babies?

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