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| My name is Clappy. Don't you think it would make more sense if my name were Clippy? | |
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| I think that it would make more sense to be a paperclip and have the name Clippy rather than Clappy, but I think it makes less sense for me to be talking to a paperclip. | |
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| I'm sorry. I love you. Shut the fuck up. I hope you die. Rape me. | |
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| Heck no, those were so four days ago. Use that curling iron over there. | |
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