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by Tom_D666
7-11-03
Seriously, Tobor, is that all you can say? "Me Cornhole you" "CORNHOLE!" "Tobor Sad Cornhole" . Say something else!
JAPANESE ANIME STYLE WAITING PERIOD
ARGHHhfjkd
TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Wasn't that funny, boys and girls? Now, for my next trick..
I'll pull a donkey out of my ass!
Or maybe a good show. And they call THIS educational.

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war agai-- oh no, out of space
TERMINATOR
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to work we go!
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! it's off to work we go!

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
We've been singing and walking around for hours! Can't we do something else!
Hell no! This is what Skynet told us!
Walk around singing some old disney song?
Yeah!.. Fine, if you don't wanna follow orders, I'll go and leave.
B-B-But.. Shouldn't it be me leaving?

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
Man, it sucks here. Patrolling. Patrolling, I mean, god, couldn't I be doing something worthwhile?
I am John Connor! The leader of the resistence! I must save myself to make sure this horrible stuff doesn't happen! Behold! I will reprogram you!
Yeah, okay, just, try to stay away from my ass.
*bzzzt*
DIDN'T YOU GODDAMN HEAR ME?
Sorry.

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
All done! Now to send you into the past!
Already? B-but I--
*FWOOSH*. The Terminator is sent into the past!
We're all doomed.

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
So this is what time travel feels like..
I wonder if there's a McDonalds anywhere.

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
GAARHHH!!! CORNHOLE? T-100 SENT INTO PAST? I CORNHOLE HIM
What?
And Tobor vanished!
BEHOLD!
What?
...What?

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
Well, here I am. In the year something.
Now what do I do?
John Connor, you're coming with me.
OMG A ROBUT

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
Any time, but I have one thing to ask you.
Thanks for taking me into my house, Mr Robut.
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE
wait, no, fuck!
... MOM! WE'VE GOT A PEDOPHILE!

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
Wait, this doesn't make any sense! You're meant to be in a mental asylum! And you look nothing like Sarah Connor!
*shuffle shuffle*
Forget what I said.
RIGHT.

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
Yeah, but...
Why would you want my sons clothes, anyway? You're a robot! You don't need any!
But.. That's not important! I have to warn you about something! I have been sent to protect your son, if he dies, the whole planet will explode for no reason. And it will also happen if I die.
NO!
Then let us go blow up various buildings, and use special StripCreator effects!
YES

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
However, elsewhere, a sinister evil is approaching!
GARRHHHGgg
What?
CORNHOLE
Oh no! Will anyone survive in this violent bloodshed battle!?
GARRHHHGgg
I cannot allow you to do this!

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
(AUTHORS NOTE: Why must I use the name Tobor and his in-joke catchphrase? Oh, the shame)
PREPARE TO BE CORNHOLED!
YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THIS!
NOOOOO!! Now the world is doomed and I'm doomed and you're doomed!
But, look on the bright side.... There is none. We're all screwed.

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
In the future...
Augh! No! I'm fading out of existence!
And so Skynet became SUPREME! And-- hold on, wasn't the planet meant to explode? I'LL FIX THAT..

 

by Tom_D666
7-11-03
THE END

 

by Tom_D666
7-12-03
The Council Would Like To Apologize For Those Past Comics
Liars.

 

by Tom_D666
7-14-03
Tom couldn't do any strips for the past two days because..
He was busy.. doing.. something..
...
....
FINE, HE WAS EATING CHOCOLATE! HAPPY?
You nosy little bastards.

 

by Tom_D666
7-15-03
Merry Christmas! Have a PRESENT!
Wha? But, it's not christmas yet.
...
Don't ask me, I'm just a deer.
Goddammit, why did Santa lie to us?

 

by Tom_D666
7-22-03
EAT AT JOES
EAT AT JOES
EAT AT JOES

 

by Tom_D666
7-27-03
cyberspace. All panels form into one.
omg asl rofl 10/m/ny i like cookies and dough
anyone wanna chat rofl im me or type 123
but don't click on da link. You'll regret it.
spread peace rofl fags
HERE IS FREE WAREZ www.goatse.cx
any 10 yr olds wna cyber lol
You people make me sick.

 

by Tom_D666
8-06-03
Alright, basically all you have to do is press this button, this button, and this button. There. You've completed the game.
Now that you've completed the game, you won't need it anymore, so I'll throw it into the trash. Byedebye!
B-b-b-but.. I only just bought that game!.. AND THAT'S MY TV!

 

by Tom_D666
8-24-03
Nee naw, nee naw! Out of my way! Patients needing severe medical attention!
Such a beautiful day OMG A CAR!
OWCH
The pain, dear god, the pain!
I've been turned into a robot!
I AM A METAL PIECE OF METAL

 

by Tom_D666
9-27-03
Lo, therefore, thou must take my hand to the underworld. For thee there shall be an eternity of suffering.
DO YOU HAV PRETZELS!?
When thee is in the underworld, pretzels are nonexistant, only pain and torture.
HAHAHA I LIKE SHINY
I hate my job.
WHEE!

 

by Tom_D666
9-27-03
OMG I AM SPLITING UP OUR LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP FOREVER
OH NO!!
OMG IT IS SPLIT UP!
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT!...
omg you have made a time splitting paradox!!111one
JESUS WILL SAVE THE DAY

 

by Tom_D666
9-27-03
Hello everyone, I am Bugs Bunny
You kids may think I am a cute little fluffy funny rabbit who's cool, but I have.. disturbing things to speak about
You see, I am actually a 40 year old virgin who is looking for 13 year olds
Now for no reason I will use this carrot as a penetration device

 

by Tom_D666
9-27-03
READ LIKE THE JAPANESE, RIGHT TO LEFT!
It wasn't my fault! You should've been worshipping me, and, uh, stuff. yeah.
Goddammit, Jesus, you ruin everything!
RIGHT TO LEFT OMGWTFBBQ
I have been found guilty of murders for this plane! HOW DID YOU K-- uh oh.
You aren't Jesus, you're Satan!
EDN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

 

by Tom_D666
9-27-03
WELCOME TO MY PET SHOP WE MOLEST CATS 24/7!
like dude i am shaggy from scooby doo you are on our property stop the war!
IF YOU ARE A HIPPIE AND DO NOT MOLEST CATS GO AWAY
why would a pet shop owner molest cats!? i'm calling the cops!
BANG
I SHOT YOU NOW YOU DIE
oh my god i am dead

 

by Tom_D666
9-27-03
AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME...
My daddy always said not to trust the police officers, dawg.
Say that again and you're getting arrested, and you'll be in Texas, with the rapists.
You can't scare me, ah'm the fastest gun in thar west.
That's.. IT.
Poor CowboyMan (note that they are having sechs anal)
AAHHH! HELP OFFICER HE IS DOING BAD THINGS TO ME

 

by Tom_D666
9-27-03
This is a goat.
This is sex.
And this is goatse.cx.. So.. any questions?

 

by Tom_D666
9-28-03
Our hero is trying to find an EXTREME to the MAX job... CALMLY
*silence*
YO YO YOU HAVE TO DELIVER THIS PACKAGE OKAY WUZZA WUZZA BLING BLING
He hijacks an ambulence, and causes TERROR throughout the town to deliver the package.. CALMLY
*silence*
BUT SUDDENLY OUR HERO HAS A 70S FLASHBACK AND DIES!!!!!!1111... CALMLY
*silence*
HAHA GAEM OVER

 

by Tom_D666
9-28-03
OH MY GOD A ZOMBIE INVASION, BUT WHO IS TO STOP THIS MADNESS?
Murgh
Bsafsfhhg
a fucking cigarette
Hello!
BUT HIS PLAN IS WORKING
YOU SEE SMOKING MAKES YOU COOL AND IT'S SO COOOOOL!!!!11
YUO HAV KEELED ME

 

by Tom_D666
9-28-03
MARIO BROTHERS!
Doo doo doo doo doo!
BOWSER'S CASTLE
I am bowser you cannot escape!!!
A HAPPY ENDING
Can't we get rid of our differences-a?
LET'S PLAY POKER

 

by Tom_D666
9-28-03
Hello little girl, and what do you want to be?
Well I want to be..
SUDDENLY...
AUUUGH
AIIEE
THE PIRATES ATTACKED
ARRR
ARR

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
Bagh... Any spare change?
NOT ON YOUR LIFE! WHATEVER!!!
I hate my life, it's just.. so depressing.. If people gave me money.. I could cure world HUNGER
I am a robot.
BUT MR. ROBOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF.. THAT
Oh, cool! GIVE ME SOME CHANGE AND I CAN CURE WORLD HUNGER
I am a robot.

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
One day, two little girls were having a good time in the park!
i liek pokeymon its so k00l;!!!!1
omg will we play tig!?
However, Luxembourg decided to start a war on the WHOLE world and got out their amazing supar cannon!
Thus causing Earth to explode in a huge gory mess. Oh well, better luck next time SUPERFRIENDS, uh, I mean... Asian girls. Yeah.

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
Clango is in the ghetto, with, like, sk8er bois and pimps and crap.
Oh boy, it sure is scary!
Yo yo wuzza wuzza bling in! I'm down in the howse yo! Come on bitch! I'll take you for a ride in my ass!
I just wanna find my way home...
You are such a weak pussy, yo! I oughta bitchslap yer ass so hard you'd be crying robot tears out of yo yo yo in a wuzza bye bling!
Will I ever make it out of this place.. ALIVE!?
ZOINK!

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
His adventures continue.
What encounters will I face next!?
Aha! Welcome to your doom!
His adventures continue.
Cthulhu? What the heck are you doing here?
Oh, I needed a break from the kids, you know, such annoying bastard demon things. God, they piss me off so bad.
His adventures continue.
yeah, I had robot sex once, and had 500 megachipkids. It was terrible, they were all like, "UPGRADE MY RAM NOW". Bastards.
I know how you feel.

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
Again.. his adventures continue..
Hey! A little kid! Surely he will help me find my way out of this hellhole!
YO YO u wuz so gey becuz we elite! I iz well kewl and ave an well ard possy!
Run along son, you're parents will be worrying about you.
I iz keel you!! u so un ard!!!
I sure am glad this flamethrower that was on the floor was handy on killing that boy.. Though I wish I hadn't had done it. Oh, the consequences!

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
ONCE AGAIN GODDAMMIT
I made it out of the supar ghetto! It was tough! But.. it was the only way.
Actually, there was another way, through the countryside, just through that gate, you know.
.. Oh really, and what's that hammer for?
I'm a workman, I work on building this wall you see here.. Why you ask?
OMG SPECIAL EFFECTS SOUNDS lame.
Mind ray!!
Must.. obey... must... kill.. self

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
Clango has KILLED someone!
Oh no! I killed another person! How could I.. HOW COULD I!? I'd better get out of here..
...
Uhm, until I spray paint this red just to show I did murder someone, and didn't burn them... with a hammer.. yeah.. logic, it's great eh?

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
EXCITING ANIME ACTION RUNNING SEQUENCE
...
While you're waiting, go read a book or something.

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
*pant, puff* I'm safe now.. they'll never catch me.. They never will...
A cop enters!
Oh my god officer! I didn't do any murders! Please, I beg mercy!
Don't worry, you just killed two of the most annoying people on the planet, that, really annoying skater kid, and a homicidal murderer! Come to the theater of joy for an award!
Oh boy, an award!? This.. is the greatest thing evar happened to me..
Sure is, pal, now get over here before I FORCE YOU to go there. With the FORCE, you know, like Luke Skywalker.

 

by Tom_D666
9-29-03
I give you this award of bravery, for your bravery for surviving the ghetto!
Oh, this is the happiest day of my life! Nothing can ruin this day...
However, Mars decided to attack Earth!
And the universe imploded. THE END (yeah, it was the usual explosion ending thing, sue me, I'm unoriginal.)

 

by Tom_D666
9-30-03
What are our real names? In stripcreator, we have been labeled as.. asiangirl1..
and asiangirl2.
But what if our real names were revealed to the public? What if? WHAT IF!?
Well, this time, we shall.. reveal... our real names.. which are..
Asiangirl1 and..
AsianGirl2. SHOCK HORROR.

 

by Tom_D666
9-30-03
WE ARE FLOATING IN A DESERT
NOW WE ARE FLOATING IN THE OCEAN
NOW WE FLOAT IN
HELL

 

by Tom_D666
9-30-03
I am francais, haw haw haw.
I AM ASIAN. sucky sucky 5 dollar.
Ah'm Scottish, ach!
I say, what jolly good fun! British for y'all, chaps!
Clango states his opinion.
DEAR GOD THAT COMIC SUCKED ASS

 

by Tom_D666
10-01-03
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
ANSWER: in the thrid panel, asian girl no.1 has fleas

 

by Tom_D666
10-02-03
You are in a small dungeon, you must get out!!!!
Goddammit, thanks to screwing us all up by using up the ONLY potion!
Goddammit, it was your fault! If you didn't ACCIDENTLY use the crappy spell of light we wouldn't be here and we wouldn't have upset the creatures!
ARGH, I'm the fucking dungeon master! Shut the hell up!
I wanna be dungeon master! You suck! I would be a much better dungeon master! You cheat!
AHGGHHGHGJFJG. YOU WOULD BE A CRAP ONE! JUST DIE ALREADY! let's just kill the current one.
I HAVE A SHOTGUN I KILL YOU ALL

 

by Tom_D666
10-04-03
Come on! It's warm!
But the alien penguins will kill me! They will! They'll drag me into the underwaterworld of doom! Unless.. YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
Curses! You've found out my secret! You must not tell anyone! Or terrible pain WILL BEFALL YOU
I have to let everyone know that you are an evil penguin slut!
WRONG MOVE!
Oh dear, I have spontaneously combusted in the water, this fire represents me combusting. Curse you magic, evil, alien, Penguin!

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