Alien penguins of doom.

Author: Tom_D666

Date: October 4, 2003

by Tom_D666
10-04-03
Come on! It's warm!
But the alien penguins will kill me! They will! They'll drag me into the underwaterworld of doom! Unless.. YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!
Curses! You've found out my secret! You must not tell anyone! Or terrible pain WILL BEFALL YOU
I have to let everyone know that you are an evil penguin slut!
WRONG MOVE!
Oh dear, I have spontaneously combusted in the water, this fire represents me combusting. Curse you magic, evil, alien, Penguin!