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by VdlbV
1-05-02
Should I pick up the phone....?
*Ring, pick me up, now!*
Should I? Should I? You want a piece of me, phone? Oh, yeah?
*Ring ring, pick me up now, biznatch!*
A suprise ending, sort of.
You should have picked me up when you had the chance, Pete.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Bongo has a hard thing on his head.
Hmmm..What was this hard thing on my head?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Seriously tell me. Tell me!
....Ha ha ha ha ha!
Can I suck it?
Shut up, get away from me.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
See Spot.
Spot is by a phone.
Phone kills Spot.
Ha ha!

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Hey, hotty! Why don't we go to my place? We can sleep together, if you know what I mean.
What? would never go out with an 8 eyed dork!
The Next Day
Hey, baby! Want to score?
Hmmm...No. I don't dig 8 eyed rejects.
The Next, Next Day
Hey, baby! Why'd you burn me, baby!?
You already asked me, idiot.

 

by VdlbV
1-05-02
C'mon Spot, sick 'em, sick 'em Spot!
Klink, klink, klink! Fear me!
Oh, no!
Ouch, that hurts. Don't do that.
Do what? I did nothing.
Voice activated rocket ransformer, not one of my better ideas.
Hee haw!

 

by VdlbV
1-06-02
I love you.
Shut up.
I love you.
Shut up!
I love you.
Dammit, he's not dead yet!

 

by VdlbV
1-06-02
In.....now! Hello, people! Want to hear some good jokes?
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor! Har har har that's funny! Not.
And then I said, I wanted swiss cheese you stupid son of a bitch! You know ecuase he got..americ..an...

 

by VdlbV
1-06-02
Smoke my head, I need to die.
Ummm...Kay, what ever you say.
Oh, just perfect.
Stupid cigarettes! Next time I should smoke squirrels!

 

by VdlbV
1-06-02
Oh, great one, I must love thee.
Ummmm.......Uhhh...No thanks, guy.
Yes, oh yeah!
That's it baby, that's it.
That as great! But, where did the lady go? Did she leave me?
Why, I never blew so hard in my life.

 

by VdlbV
1-06-02
Oh, boy, I think I know this!
Tell, me, how do you say "you suck" in pig latin?
4 hours later...
Times up, dumb ass! It's "you ucksay."
Next time, figure out the questions in less than 4 hours, fucking dolt.

 

by VdlbV
1-06-02
what to do now? I have no pc. I ordered one, but it never came!
PC delivery!
4 hours later.
All set up. Weird, looks like my old one.
Ugh, damnit, here we go again.
AHH! SYSTEM SHUT DOWN! FGKJFDBGKJ!11!@

 

by VdlbV
1-07-02
Well, Jack, I need you to help me with those presents.
No, how about you shut up? Get off your fat ass & make the presents yourself.
Well, Jack, let us not fight. I just need some help.
NO! How about you help me?
He pushed me too far, I had to do it.

 

by VdlbV
1-29-02
SDAFDSBHFBVADSLL
OFMGSMFD HDKNGB AE, YOU ASUCKS D00D
GET OUT OF MY DGFACE D00D
dasdasdas
OMFG J00 SUXX0RZ.
dsafcsdjfhvasjfvs yayayayayayayaysysayasy!1
.........
.........
.........

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Hey, fag. I got this system last week.
Yeah, what about it?
It disappeared...& once I found it, it has all this goo on it..Wonder why.
Ummm...
What do you think happened?
Here...I'll admit it..I loved that system...I had sex with it.

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
You seem to be in a mad mood. Did something happen?
Yeah, then my wife told me to get out. What should I do?
Hmmmm...Do you know why she told you to get out?
Ummm...Uhhh.. No?
Did your wife catch your masturbating to the soap operas again?
Uhh.. Y-y-y, yes....

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Damn...These chat rooms keep getting weirder & weirder.
*beep* "I WANT YOU SOUL, BITCH." *beep*
*type type* How much would you be willing to do for my soul? *type type*
*beep* "I'd do anything...." *beep*
*type type* Show me a picture of you. *type type*
*beep* Sure... View my picture right at http://goatse.cx *beep*

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Wow...I found this nail in my fucking head. Help me get it out.
Gah, just kill yourself. If I ever did that I'd want to be shot.
Fuck, bastard!HELP ME GET OUT YOU FUCKING FAG.
Well, I'll kill you...But first...You need to be ambarassed for calling me a fucking fag...
What I do for a few kicks...Damn showbiz.
Pathetic? Yes...

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
LoL SuCK MY AsS L0LOL.
LOL SHUT UP BITCH JJSDNFL.
gfdgdfv
tyjghnh
gfjmnvn
Slkgnkfdglkb.

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Umm... Hi. Did you buy me a new system yet?
Hey! Shut the fuck up. Buy your own system, asshole.
Oh, wait... I payed you back... I had sex with your dead grandma...
WHAT!? My grandma isn't dead!
Hah, hah, hah! She is now!
NOOO!!!!!!

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Hey, man, got any doobies?
Awww.sorry...I smoked the last bit.
Damn...I need to smoke some pot right now!
Dude, I'll help you find some.
When-ever, you are, out of pot, just, light your frie-nds on fire-fire!
*sniff* Ahhh...Now...that's the stuff.....

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Let's try this.
Yeah, 6 panels.. Quite stupid.
Damn, this is a waste of my life.
Gawd, I want to die.
Ok...That's it.

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Good bye.

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
So, then I said. Shut the fuck up, asshole. I hate you.
Of course, these are the people watching the comedian.
Wow, this guy is so funny!
Yeah, I wish I could his babies.
Hmmmm.. Should I tell them...Naw.

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Will you give me head?
SHE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT. Haha.
*suck suck*
Whoa that's the stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Does this dress make me look fat?
Stupid fuck, you aren't wearing a dress... ~PFFT.~

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Hey, whazzzzzuh!?
Ummm...What?
DAMMIT! you wrecked the whole comic. You were supposed to say "Whazzzzuh?!"!
Hmmmmmm......
Shut up.
Whazzzzuh!?

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
Hey, South Park is on!!
Ugh, I hate that show. It's so vulgar.
What? I don't understand.
GOD!! I said it already. I HATE SOUTH PARK.
APRIL FOOLS!
Uhhh..What?

 

by VdlbV
3-29-02
APRIL FOOLS! Uhh, guys? GUYS!? Guys, C'mon quit joking, man! GUYS!? I can't breathe.

 

by VdlbV
3-30-02
Hello, want to go out for dinner?
Can I nail your face?
Uhhh...No..? Why?
I was always just thinking...
Uhhhh....Bye LOL FAGG0RTZZ0R.
LOL I'M A ROBOT NDSKLJFLK.

 

by VdlbV
3-30-02
Hey, babe. Want to make out?
Yes. Of course.
But, before we do...Hand me my medication.

 

by VdlbV
3-30-02
Hey, c'mon. You wanna see some titties? Come with me man!
Dude, can I borrow some tampons? My wife is on the rage.

 

by VdlbV
3-30-02
Yes, then I toltd her to screw off.
Haha, cool!
Yes, but she still loves me.
Uhhhh...DUDE! She loves you? you just got get her drunk...& she'll do you man.
No, dude.....That's your job...you see?
Ehhh...Yes.

 

by VdlbV
4-14-02
Hi, madam!
Hello penis head boy.
....
Can I use your toilet?

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