How to Die a Virgin

Author: VdlbV

Date: January 5, 2002

by VdlbV
1-05-02
Hey, hotty! Why don't we go to my place? We can sleep together, if you know what I mean.
What? would never go out with an 8 eyed dork!
The Next Day
Hey, baby! Want to score?
Hmmm...No. I don't dig 8 eyed rejects.
The Next, Next Day
Hey, baby! Why'd you burn me, baby!?
You already asked me, idiot.