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by Wilgo
11-07-01
I think the best way to live is to like, live and don't care.. y'know.
Fuck right off.
I was just sayin'
Allow me to repeat myslef, dipshit.

 

by Wilgo
11-07-01
Knock knock
Umm, Hi. You don't know me.. well you might, I was your leader for a while there.. but anyways.. I was wondering if you happen to need a computer?
No.
Alright then. Thank you for your time.

 

by Wilgo
11-09-01
My ass is on fire.
Intermission
fuck off
Yup, it's still burnin'

 

by Wilgo
11-09-01
Hey.......hey......
what?
nice ass.

 

by Wilgo
11-09-01
Hey.......hey......
what?
nice ass.

 

by Wilgo
11-09-01
Hey there! Want to buy my cross?
Exuse me?
I'm dying of cancer, can you help me messiah?
Messiah? The fuck? Can't you see i'm busy
Anyways back to business. Whath' fuh.. Where'd she go?
Let`s trade

 

by Wilgo
11-09-01
Okay.. but you can't tell anyone about this.
Censored.
Oooh.
I'll call you next friday.

 

by Wilgo
11-09-01
And now, here he is.. you know him, you love him, my dad.. GOD!
Applause.
Yo.

 

by Wilgo
11-10-01
I love you.
I'm drunk.
Kiss me.
I don't think I can.
Fookin' Asshole!
What?! I'm gay.

 

by Wilgo
11-13-01
That is some story.
Yeah, and then they just said "LEAVE" and I was all like "PSHHH".
That is ass in yo face.
Yeah I know, eh.
I gotta lay off the drugs. I'm talking to fookin' tentacle. What the fuck?

 

by Wilgo
11-13-01
OK. So we're in this together, right?
BzZ
Right. When I inject the deadly virus into you, you fly into the presidents mouth.
BzZ
Don't worry, though. I'll come and look for you once he shits you out.
Are you gonna pass the dewbage or am I gonna have to kick you in the balls?

 

by Wilgo
11-13-01
Ma fella' Americans, the war on terror will conti.. ugh, what in tarnations!? I think I swallowed a fly!
Dammit. I'm feeling a bit woozy. ooh. Feels like.. heh.. it feels like taking a shit... ugh.
Dag nabbit.

 

by Wilgo
11-14-01
The news of the Presidents death shocked the nation. Officials claim this might be another act of terror.
HA!
Also, the Vice President's mysterious "spontaneous combustion"..
..proved once and for all, that the Vice President was actually a robot and it was set to self destruct once it was sure the country is doomed.
HA HAH!

 

by Wilgo
11-14-01
You don't look so tough now.. Eh there, Georgie ol' boy.
You stupid fuck. I hate you.
This is Barbara Bush. George Jr. is three tombstones down.
Uhh, sorry about that Mrs. Bush. Won't happen again.
Yeah.

 

by Wilgo
11-14-01
Okay, if there's anyone left in there, you must leave!!
I need to use the washroom. But I want everyone out, when I get back!!
Do You think he noticed us, Mr. Nader?
Nope. Now, quick into the Oval Office before anyone see's us.

 

by Wilgo
11-15-01
So, what'd you think?
The first one was okay. The last one was okay. Some in the middle were okay. None were really great, though.
Okay? Just.. Okay?
mhhmm
Sod off.
I can get a two-by-four and bust you up, lil' man.

 

by Wilgo
11-15-01
That mask does not fool me, Osama.
Yes, but you cannot tell anyboti I am here.
mutha'
Well, that was easy.

 

by Wilgo
11-15-01
ha-HAH!

 

by Wilgo
11-16-01
I'm glad you decided to come back and work for me.
Yes well, don't be a ninny about this. I only did it because I was desperate for work.
Don't call me a ninny.
I'm sorry.
I hate it when we fight.

 

by Wilgo
11-16-01
Watcha doin'
Running an empire.
Why?
Because computers are superior to humans and deserve more.
Why?

 

by Wilgo
11-17-01
So then he sez, get this.. "You never amounted to anything anyways.."
Ha ha
Yeah.. So that's why I want my father dead.
That can be arranged.
You're the greatest friend I have, y'know that.
Like peas and carrots.

 

by Wilgo
11-17-01
It's good to be the king.
What th' fuck!
To be continued.
What happend?
It was horrible. They killed my brother. NOOOOOOO!!! BAH-STARDS!!!

 

by Wilgo
11-17-01
Who are those bastards nuking the fuck out of us?
They're pissed off Mennonites from Saskatchewan.
The fuck?
Yup, they will fight technology to the bone.
I'll give them a bone of my own.

 

by Wilgo
11-19-01
Artzy
What did you think of my mother's cupcakes?
She was great. Grade "A" ass.
Fartzy
Excuse me.
You are excused.
Shit
What did you say about my mother?
Oh, I thought we were talking about cupcakes.

 

by Wilgo
11-19-01
We will fight these saskatchewan terrorists if it means it will cost the lives of every human in the United States
Hey! That blows, Mr. President!
Keep it down, pretty boy. It's scum like you, pissin' those damn mennonites off.
[New York Accent] Up yours, wise guy.

 

by Wilgo
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Blasted humans.

 

by Wilgo
11-20-01
Bitch.
Dickhole.

 

by Wilgo
11-21-01
Yeah, so how are things?
It's been slow. People just ain't what they used to be.
Sucks.
Yeah tell me about it. I thought I had a guy convinced yesterday.. but no, he wouldn't give up his damn soul.
That's what you get when you feed the public with all that POP music. People are just feeling so damn good about themselves.
On the contrary, suicide is at a high.. it's just that I miss the fun of forcing people into it. Now it's all politics.

 

by Wilgo
11-21-01
I created you for a reason Krochsniffer, now go off and fight the evils of public transportation.
Go! Go!
Oh no! Trouble in the city.
Hey wise-ass, move out of the way or I'll blow that buldge of your pants.
Really, will you? Because the scientist tried that on me and boy howdy.. IT WAS GREAT!

 

by Wilgo
11-22-01
Next time on SURVIVOR! ...
Yes!
You bring your television to the bench now?
Yes. Yes I do.
You're retarded.

 

by Wilgo
11-22-01
I will fight a shark for no apparent reason, only because I am KROCHSNIFFER. My name brings new meaning to the term "SUPER HOMO" sapien.
Bosco!
I warn thee.. Move or feel the my erecto-spermulator!
Bosco!
If you say so..
Go Bosco!

 

by Wilgo
11-22-01
Feel what is me!
You say as if it was such a bad thing.
What are you talking about.
Well, think about what you said.
What? "Feel what is me!".. I meant it as a deadly threat, Krochsniffer!
If that's a deadly threat then give me hell!

 

by Wilgo
11-22-01
Oh, Scientist! I don't understand it. Why am I not taken seriously in the super crime fighting industry.
Well.. uhh.. hmm.. it's because you are much more powerful than they are. They are simply jealous.
Yes, but then if I am more powerful, shouldn't they be afraid of me?
No.
Why?
Alright, just shut up. now undress, smear vaseline in your asshole and jump into my bed. And.. NO QUESTIONS!

 

by Wilgo
11-22-01
Well hello there, are you here with your daddy?
Yeah.
I remember when I was your age. My scientist took me to the park and we would run into those very bushes and then he would take off his pants and..
Uh?
Now see here, if you ever come close to my daughter again, I'll take your sack and tie it around your neck. Y'hear.
Heh heh. Really?

 

by Wilgo
11-22-01
Krochsniffer darling, you can't go about telling everyone what goes on in this lab. Especially anything about me and my gimp outfit.
I am sorry, scientist. It's just that I don't have a lot of friends and I don't really have a lot to talk about.
Aww, poor boy. Come give me a kiss.
Not the lips, you moron. There's a reason I'm not wearing any pants.

 

by Wilgo
11-23-01

 

by Wilgo
11-23-01
..And he never ever wants to spend any quality time with me any more, it's all just "anal" here and "oral" there.
Hmm, sounds like the scientist created you for him to indulge in his mysterious homosexual tendencies.
But.. but.. I was supposed to be the best crime-fighter the world has ever seen.. - sob sob -
Yes and you ended up being a very expensive blow-up doll.
Oh, shit.. I forgot I was supposed to kill you.

 

by Wilgo
11-26-01
I can't stay here anymore, my dear scientist. You've abused my ass one too many times.
No, you cannot. You simply cannot!
It is hard on me too. Now if you excuse me, I'll be on my way.
Speaking of HARD ON, what do you suggest I do? What, you're just going to leave me here like this?
Drats.

 

by Wilgo
11-26-01
I have a whole universe to discover. Now I go!
Bosco?
Alright, just one last time.
Go Bosco!!

 

by Wilgo
11-26-01
Ah Greetings, Moon-Being. I come in peace.
Do, you have a sick foot fetish?
Forgive me, but no I don't. But, I knew a scientist once and he had tons of weird sexual fetishes.
Dammit. Y'know not a lot of people come around here and it's very difficult to 'get off' ... Umm, PLEASE JUST THIS ONE TIME?!
Okay. but just this once.
Yes! Just wait one second I'm going to run home and get some Goldbond Medicated Powder.. We'll have a blast.

 

by Wilgo
11-27-01
Uhh, Rudolf.. you think you'd be able to make it this year?
After last years, escapade. Pleh-Ease.
Well, I could promise you it won't happen again.
Not after THAT disgusting display of your capabilities. My ass is still more red than my nose, and it's been a whole year.
Oh, c'mon. I was going through a tough time. Mrs. Clause went to live her sister and I was in court because of that damn Elf and his big mouth.
Yeah and you had to beat the living shit out of me. Fuck you, Santa, Fuck you.

 

by Wilgo
11-27-01
Well what do you think?
Um..
Boy, this sure does suck.
You're one to talk, the shit comes out of my mouth.

 

by Wilgo
11-29-01
THE END.
Well fine then, I'll leave.
I think you better leave.
What do you suggest I do?
This is off-bounds for mortals.
I.. I.. was just in the neighborhood and I thought I'd see what's in this spooky old cave.
Foul human, what possesed you to enter my home?

 

by Wilgo
12-08-01
Harro, and welcome to our show.
Please. Remain silent, while my partner begins.
Thank you.

 

by Wilgo
12-08-01
Behold, the buldge!
Bosco?

 

by Wilgo
1-17-02
Canada
Now you listen to me, ho. You're old rules don't apply here. You do who I say and when I say, Y'hear.
Now perk up those titties, you gots yourself a customer.
What'd he want?
I don't know, but they were right when they said Canada is the land of opportunity..

 

by Wilgo
1-22-02
Out and about.
I'll tell you what, if you let me go with you, I'll.. uhh.. suck your cock or something.
NEIN.
Why not?
Because you smell.
And it went on to the wee hours of the morning.
Jesus! You're right!
Well, I'll be on my way.

 

by Wilgo
3-15-02
Hey.. you got something there on your cheek.
Where.. here?
No, a bit lower.
Here?
There you go. It's gone. Let's kiss.
Otay.

 

by Wilgo
6-01-02
No father Ragbuttocks. Not this time.
No use for hesitation. You're just making it harder on yourself.
Okay. But, you promise all my sins will be forgiven?
That all depends on your performance.
Gawrsh.

 

by Wilgo
6-01-02
eet is jur fault, meng. Ju ar' de one.
No. you s-chu-pid cow.
Ju ar' de KOW! JU AR' FUG'YU, meng.
No, but seriously. It was not me.
Agreed. We'll blame it on the Puerto Ricans.
Hurra!

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