Santa's Whip.

Author: Wilgo

Date: November 27, 2001

by Wilgo
11-27-01
Uhh, Rudolf.. you think you'd be able to make it this year?
After last years, escapade. Pleh-Ease.
Well, I could promise you it won't happen again.
Not after THAT disgusting display of your capabilities. My ass is still more red than my nose, and it's been a whole year.
Oh, c'mon. I was going through a tough time. Mrs. Clause went to live her sister and I was in court because of that damn Elf and his big mouth.
Yeah and you had to beat the living shit out of me. Fuck you, Santa, Fuck you.