All comics by Yetti

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
ok, Brad Pitt i gave you what you asked for
yep
smoking hot wife and you make lots of money
yep
now its to do what i asked for
ok, the secret to the anal orgasm is simple, you take your finger like so......

 

fuck
by Yetti, 12-24-10

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
arrrrgghh
get back here
stay away from my cat
im going to eat it
your mean
why you runnin ? homos arent supposed to like pussy

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
who are you
death
Im death
who are you ?
wanna fuck
sure

 

by Yetti
12-29-10
so, i was wondering something, now that im dead.
yes
are you going to fuck me instead of father Flannigan ?

 

by Yetti
12-29-10
michael, your Kraft dinner with hot dogs is ready.
Seal, your Kraft dinner with hot dogs is ready.
IcePic, your Kraft dinner with hot dogs is ready.
dammit mom, i said i'd be down in 5 minutes

 

by Yetti
12-29-10
im freakin out man i took bad acid
according to this your fine
yappabooba aiirrghh
chill out bro
oops

 

by Yetti
12-30-10
I am an American
hmmm
Dont fuck with us
so much hate
i have an idea. lets become muslim
hmmm

 

by Yetti
4-14-11
we're sick of you porch monkeys
wha ?
obama and the rest of you moon crickets
whassup ?
you're lucky im just trying to score some crack. got any?
duhhhhh. obviously.

 

by Yetti
4-14-11
i wants ta fuck yer bum
ya gots any money ?
ummm nope
ya gots any eats ?
i gots a nice watch fer ye
but i gots you that for fathers day

 

by Yetti
9-12-11
wanna buy my harley ?
no Harley's suck
waaaaaa
stop crying you baby
ummm you want your harley back ?
only if you bend over for me.... AGAIN

 

by Yetti
9-12-11
i bought a house in brooklin
wonderfull, i have alot of friends there. they cant wait to meet you
did you hear about jay's friend ?
YES!. i hear he loves rimming
superpaulo loves Ass
every guy here does.

 

by Yetti
9-12-11
Nigger
yes. im black
spearchucker
my ancestors threw spears
Spook !
Booooo

 

by Yetti
9-13-11
really ?
cops know know everything about you
i had no idea
dont trust them, man
she knows too much we should eliminate her asap
i bet they even have people that can read minds, as well

 

by Yetti
9-13-11
attention all GTAM users
the police can hack into your computers
they can trace all your phone calls
they know where you work, where you shop
they know everything about you
and anything they dont know, i will find out, and tell them

 

by Yetti
9-13-11
Hi, im harry the clown
can you do any tricks ?
i can do lots of tricks, little girl, what would you like to see ?
your cock in my mouth
ummmm.
well ?

 

by Yetti
9-14-11
ummm, i fucked the cleaning girl on your desk
I know
Shit, the security cameras ?
you sick bastard. what are you gonna tell your wife ?
i need advice from woody allen
i knew i shouldnt have hired your daughter

 

by Yetti
9-15-11
i saw your Profile on matchmaker.com
cool, do you like to fuck ?
wow, you dont mess around. wanna ride me ?
lifes too short. i just wanna fuck. lets meet at your place
hop on, baby
when you said i could ride you all day long, i thought it meant something else

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