All comics by Yetti

 

by Yetti
12-06-10
so, doing this for our sins, eh ?
bet you feel like an idiot now, huh ?
fuck

 

by Yetti
12-18-10
yes paulo, i did
you said if i sold you my soul, you'd make women want me.
I did...whats the problem?
Im only attracted to men. All i can think about is sucking cocks.
Blame God. You fag
im so mad right now, i could just scream

 

fuck, this hurts.
Relax....i only have one nail left.
by Yetti, 12-18-10

 

by Yetti
12-21-10
has anyone seen a clown ?
this special clown likes to stick a finger up my ass
im ready, paulo

 

by Yetti
12-21-10
how would you like a tongue in your cunt ?
sounds good
well ?
im a man, i dont have a cunt
ok then, how about i suck your cock ?
sure

 

by Yetti
12-21-10
whatcha looking at
you only looking at me casue im black, and you think im a thief.
yup

 

by Yetti
12-21-10
i need to take a shit
you cant shit in the house of God
fuck your house of God crap. I need to take a Shit
You misunderstand. theres no toilet here
Odd, Seeing that most christians are full of Shit..
LOL, I know. they are retarded.

 

by Yetti
12-21-10
hey little girl
hi mister
how would you like to help me find my lost dog
I'd love to
after we find him, can you let me suck you off ?

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
ima gonna kill you dead,
you cant kill me, Im the father
ima gonna kill YOU, then.
Sorry.. Im the Son.
how about you?
Im the Holy Ghost motherfucker! lets go shoot some darkies

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
you are a sexy bitch, i cant wait to fuck you
listen here, you sexist pig. you cant go around acting all god-like, thinking you can do what you want
Thats what Mary Said. and look what happened to her. ... now, where were we

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
yo dude. wheres your cab ? i need a ride.
do you not know who i am ?
i am Muhammed ! i created Islam ! Im a prophet Of God !!!
ummm, whatever.. take me to the mall, dude
the cab is over here

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
So, what are you getting me for Christmas?
why would I buy you a present ?
Umm, Because im your Father ?
Some father, you left me hanging on a fucking cross.
fuck off, and buy me something
can i borrow a few bucks ?

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
hey asshole
I am going to kill you
do you have any idea how much pain is involved laying a fucking egg !!!
bitter bunny !

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
think we should fuck ?
yeah.
got any dead animals?

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
i love your titties
i love jesus
i love jesus too !
what ?
whew, that was close

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
look at my baby
i cant wait to eat your baby
what the fuck
im going to eat your baby
ive been waiting 9 months for this
free range babies. yum

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
Dear Paul,
im writing this to let you know, that for the past 4 years that i have been fucking you, i have had AIDS. signed, Sircastic
i wonder if i should tell him i have herpes

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
i know she asked for it, but it doesnt seem right
oh well, what the fuck........ its what she wants
Im going to nail her ass until she sceams

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
dear sir. we have found advanced stages of panceatic cancer in your last test results
at best, you have 2 months to live.
please book your next appt. Asap, so we can Bill Accordingly.

 

by Yetti
12-22-10
ok
ok, get a few people together and go to America
heyyyy, i think i know where you're going with this.
get them flying lessons, learn to fly an airliner
Air Taxi's ?
Your an idiot, Bin Laden.

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
looking cute, johnny. why dont you come by my office after my sermon
thats sexual harassment !
hey, you're the one who decided to be catholic
why didnt i become a jew
that would have been good, then you could have fucked me, instead

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
I pee'd in your Coffee
oh yeah, well i fucked your wife.
i was just kidding.

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
you may take our Lives, but you can never take our freedom.
braveheart
with great power comes great responsibility
Spider-man
its hard to come up with something original , while being nailed to a cross, you know
how about................ " I'll be back "

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
i really need to take a crap, but its not coming out
i can fix it, Simon
ive heard about your gay tricks before
let me jam my thumb up your ass
ive been looking forward to this for a long time

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
jesus, i was wondering if you could do me a favour..
Shoot
well, I was wondering if you could fuck me
normally, thats dads department, but what the hell
now you're fucked. hahaha.

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
im jay
well, arent you a sexy bitch
look, i dont normally do this..
but you'd like to take me home ?
ummm
you dont remember me from 2 weeks ago, do you.

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
AGATT would have saved you
i may look stupid, But im safe.
i have cancer, dickhead

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
take me to your ATM
my what ?
ATM ! you know, with your Bank card.
whats a bank Card.
go bulid me something i can sell
i make a kick ass Butter churner

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
my R1 was stolen
can you describe it
easy
it looks just like me, but has 2 wheels and makes annoying noises

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
Hi, Im Adri You had a Harley for sale
Yes, thats right. its 8000 dollars
Noooo. i dont have that much
maybe we can make another arrangement
i hope this is worth it
relax, all Harley owners eventually get fucked

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
im paulo
im sam
hi sam do you have a webcam
yes, im do hold on a sec
fuck, tricked again. youre a girl !

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
we have hit the americans hard. their airport security is annoying everyone
Soon they will turn on each other, and destroy themselves.
what should we do next ?
moo

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
what ?
we have a tracking program on your computer
im Sorry
We know the weird shit you've been looking at
can i Still facebook ?
get back to making porn software or you'll be fired

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
现在您选择性交
你看不懂这门语言
what the fuck ? does this thing come with an interpreter ?

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
not a dead cat
whats in the case
i didnt put a dead cat in my briefcase
it smells like a dead cat
yes
do you have room for a baby

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
hey Kim jong-il
suck on my rocket
love you long time

 

by Yetti
12-23-10
what do you mean my cholesterol is too high
tests dont lie
ive been really carefull
dude, you're bacon.
how much time do i have ?
nurse, bring me a cheeseburger.

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
come visit thailand
we offer many things
we exploit child prostitution
and many of them are transexuals
can you tell which one of us is a boy ? sometimes i forget myself
bring your american dollars

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
whats up my nigga
do you know who you're talking to ?
the original pimp, yo
sorry ?
you got a whole flock of whores who worship you, and are afraid to upset you. word!

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
and he said, " i shall produce fruit, where there is none" and he did
and hesaid " i will walk on water " and he did
" i will move imovable things" and so he did
he could make things appear out of thin air
people came from all around to see him
our Lord. David Copperfield

 

breaking the law
im giving you a ticket for loitering.
by Yetti, 12-24-10

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
So, im fucking this chickMary while her idiot husband is out watching sheep
i meant to shoot a wad up her ass but i went a little quick
now look at the mess i started

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
so, one day i made adam and eve
they had 2 kids, Cane and Abel
well, adam and eve could follow 2 simple instructions " dont eat the fruit "
and then Cane Kills Abel
out of the first 4 people ever created, the only one who was good, got killed
oh well, gotta go date rape a bitch named mary

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
what do you mean " we shouldnt leave the resort "
its not safe for you
but we travelled a long way to get here
its safe for YOU, hehehe
ok, another girl coming soon
good job, mon

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
papa said you dont exist
bobby, why would you say that ?
papa says theres no jesus either
AHHHH. you're a jew
papa tells me he loves me
i bet, does he touch your " special place "

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
meow
what the fuck ?
im going to eat you
what the fuck ?
how did you get in here, anyways
cows have lots of secrets humans dont know about

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
help me
whats the problem ?
im pregnant !!
i can see that
But im a man
figures God would make the next prophet a child to a single homosexual male.

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
theres something hard in my pants
oh really.
how would you like to suck it
i would like that alot
dont tell mom and dad
i never do

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
lets go to your place and fuck
ok.
yup
i'll get undressed and wait in the bedroom. do you have protection ?
thats not what i meant
ATGATT baby

 

by Yetti
12-24-10
father, how could you have done that to me as a child
i loved you, billy
it took surgeons 5 operations to repair my anus
thats a boost to my ego
mom said dinner is ready
i'll be up soon, son

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