Tin Hitler: I-Wreck, U-Wreck by Zbu1-15-05 War in the 1960s.... Okay, you maggot, now you get drafted and go to Nam! Up yours, pig! Eat my chode and take your fear of the 'darkies' and Asians and go beat off to pictures of the dead soldiers and Soldier of Fortune! War in the 1990s.... Okay, you asshole, you guard that oil field before that crazy Arab puts some of that mustard gas up your rectum! Um....should I get the Montgomery Ward secure first? War Everlasting.... Okay, kill everybody! We'll make this place "I-Wreck" before you can say 'Four More Years,' pilgrim! Um, could I get some body armor NOW, please??
Tin Hitler--Donkey Eats Soul? by Zbu5-22-05 Tonight on 'Jon and the Unspeakable Horror!' Lowly Human, Obey my whims! You are now longer a product of a forgiving God, but that of pure EVIL! No way! Yes! There is no bright ray of hope in your cosmos, only the bewildering pit of anguish and despair! Bummer! Shit, nothing? No fear? You some kind of retard or something? Sorry, I'm always scared when I deal with this hippie background.
