Tin Hitler: I-Wreck, U-Wreck

Author: Zbu

Date: January 15, 2005

by Zbu
1-15-05
War in the 1960s....
Okay, you maggot, now you get drafted and go to Nam!
Up yours, pig! Eat my chode and take your fear of the 'darkies' and Asians and go beat off to pictures of the dead soldiers and Soldier of Fortune!
War in the 1990s....
Okay, you asshole, you guard that oil field before that crazy Arab puts some of that mustard gas up your rectum!
Um....should I get the Montgomery Ward secure first?
War Everlasting....
Okay, kill everybody! We'll make this place "I-Wreck" before you can say 'Four More Years,' pilgrim!
Um, could I get some body armor NOW, please??