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by blackspy53
6-21-11
I am the magical pixie fairy! I can grant you any wish!
I wish to be back on Earth.
Your wish is granted!
%&$@!$# World War III
Kill the Asian Girl!!!

 

by blackspy53
6-21-11
Okay, I can transform you into a human, but it won't be perfect.
I don't care! Just give me the serum!
&#@*!%$ Hollywood.

 

by blackspy53
6-21-11
So I walk into the store and I wanna buy a blender, but the guy says it's $10,000.
Then I say, "Hey buddy, I've only got 55 seeds here!"
Now you're bankrupt.
How am I gonna buy that blender now?!?

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
Ah, a delicious blood drink...
AAA!!! An office worker's blood! I feel a sudden urge to be productive!!! Must... Kill... Self...
Now you know how I feel...

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
I thought you were dead... I did a comedy bit about your death... Sorry.

 

I've just been hired. Why are you using a dead chicken as a loin cloth?!?
It's company dress code.
by blackspy53, 6-22-11

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
I'm so sick of it!
What?
Every time someone wants to make a comic, we get taken out of whatever we're doing and come here!
You're right! I wish something would change!
Ah... Much better!
I asked. Their machines don't take yen...

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
We interrupt this program with some breaking news!
Congressman Anthony Weiner gets jeered at when giving his adios speech!
And the hecklers have run for president. They are ahead by 72% in the polls.
%@#$*!

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
We interrupt this program with some breaking news!
A giant cigarette runs through town, stealing cigarettes from any convenience store...
...as smokers across the country celebrate National Nicotine Day! Wish I had some smokes...
Mr. Stinkybutt to da rescue!!!

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
We interrupt this progran with some breaking news!
A huge fire broke out, burning down 18 houses! What caused it? Someone said a bad word!
Whoever did this...
I may have had something to do with it...
You're coming with us!

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
This is the trailer for the stupidest movie ever created!
All right!
Woohoo!
I've got this weird face on my shirt cuz I'm emo.
Duh...
Find out in Captain Obvious: The Movie!
It says Madonna's in it!
I'm getting tickets!

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
This movie is even dumber than Captain Obvious: The Movie!
*I hope Madonna's in this one, too*
I am a robot. Give me your soul.
I don't have a soul. I work in an office. Would you like to buy a product?
EDCO: The Movie!
No, but Britney Spears is!
When's it come out?

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
If you've ever seen a movie dumber than this, you'd be dead now!
This sounds good already!
Who's in it this time!
ALIENS INVADE!
Maybe later today! There's a Mariah Carey concert!
Alien Procrastinators: The Movie! Actually, this one's not TOO stupid...
Mariah Carey?!?!?
Give me a ticket now!

 

by blackspy53
6-22-11
Man, all these dumb movies are awesome!
Woo-hoo! Who's in this one?
Moo...
Interesting...
The Men Who Stare At Pink Cows...
Tom Hanks... Brad Pitt... Quentin Taratino... LADY GAGA?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Kill the director! No more dumb movies!

 

Our favorite app... the EPIC FAIL app!
by blackspy53, 6-22-11

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