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by boomerang1127
1-29-04
We've got to be careful here. This is the territory of the Australian Chameleon Trout. It tries to pass itself off as other species, then eats them.
Got that Bob?
Got it.
Good.

 

by boomerang1127
2-02-04
Schwarzenegger's going to win.
Schwarzenegger has won!
The Patriots are going to win the Superbowl.
The Patriots have won the Superbowl!
I'm going to get laid tonight.
A new Wal-Mart has opened in Levittown!

 

by boomerang1127
2-09-04
Hey, would you like to sit on Santa's lap and take a picture for eight dollars?
Sorry, I don't have eight dollars.
...Wanna make eight dollars?

 

by boomerang1127
2-17-04
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the hell are you talking about?

 

by boomerang1127
2-24-04
NEW! Brilo ultra! These pads pretty much do the dishes for you! Go to www.brilo.com for more marketing lies!
hmm...I wonder how they make those brilo things...

 

by boomerang1127
3-08-04
Aren't you going to say something about my hair?
Should I?
I dyed it this colour last night and you didn't even notice.
Who are you?

 

by boomerang1127
3-14-04
Hey, you've got my outfit!
No, you've got mine.
Aw shucks, just kiss me!
No, you've got mine.
Well you sure dress like you are, faggot.

 

by boomerang1127
3-14-04
Hey, you've got my outfit!
No, you've got mine.
Aw shucks, just kiss me.
I'm not gay.
Well you sure dress like you are, faggot.

 

by boomerang1127
3-21-04
Okay, here's my number...don't forget to call me later, I'll be waiting by the phone!
Gee Wilikers!! I can't wait to call!!
Not too long later...
Hi is Christina there?
Hello! Welcome to Moviefone!

 

by boomerang1127
3-28-04
Are you done losing weight, or are you trying to lose more?
I'd like to get back down to my original weight.
What was that?
Eight pounds, six ounces.

 

by boomerang1127
5-01-04
I'm collecting for the old folk's home.
Hold on...
...That isn't what I meant.

 

by boomerang1127
6-17-04
Haven't you ever considered losing some weight? It must be inconvenient for someone like you in a made-for-svelte society.
Not really. On the contrary, there are places that cater to all my plus-size needs.
Like what?
Big-& tall clothes stores, places that sell oversized chairs, supersized meals ... why, there's even a special scale made for people like me.
Richter, right?

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