Something I would probably say

Author: boomerang1127

Date: June 17, 2004

by boomerang1127
6-17-04
Haven't you ever considered losing some weight? It must be inconvenient for someone like you in a made-for-svelte society.
Not really. On the contrary, there are places that cater to all my plus-size needs.
Like what?
Big-& tall clothes stores, places that sell oversized chairs, supersized meals ... why, there's even a special scale made for people like me.
Richter, right?