All comics by cockring9462

 

by cockring9462
5-09-06
why drink overpriced girl drinks when you can scrape resin at home?
...
...
you just lit my cack on fire!
yeah?

 

by cockring9462
5-10-06
People talk a lot of shit behind my back. But I have a secret weapon, check it out:

 

by cockring9462
5-11-06
The cartoonist is loosing his edge
Our prices are lowest in the city!
Why is that?
Notice the desperation in his writing
Because we're vampires!
Notice the total lack of humor. The cartoonist sincerely apologizes for this unfunny comic
Come back here, I'm not done with you.

 

by cockring9462
5-14-06
The guy on the left is Johnny Polite. Look at what foolish judgement he has
I'm sorry, I covinced the owner to cancel the sale. All prices are back to normal.
haha, very foolish
I'm sorry, I detonated a pipe bomb in the toilet. Seems to have caused the plane to depressurize
even more foolish
I'm sorry, I made all robots become self-aware, leading to a Word War III

 

by cockring9462
5-14-06
Flying goat, stay still, I need to get out
I'm a reindeer
Undead RULE
WOOHOO
This is a human school, pets can't be students
But, but, but..

 

by cockring9462
5-14-06
CSI next season
The corpse is facing east, so he must have been killed... HERE
Bullet holes in face and torso.
It'll be a closed casket
LOL
I love you
I love you, too

 

by cockring9462
5-14-06
After a massive nuclear strike
We'll soon be dead from radation poisoning. We have only minutes before we become incapaceted and slowly die
What should we do in our remaining minutes of life?
How about we share our last moments within each others arms? Maybe in the throes of passion? Like... fucking?
No, it wouldn't be any good
Oh! A football just hit my crotch
hahaha

 

by cockring9462
5-15-06
How are you talking to me, someone put a speaker in that pumpkin?
No, no. I'm a real and actual talking pumpkin
Yeah right, someone put a cellphone in that pumpkin
I've come from 200 years in the future to warn mankind of an impending...
Those crazy teenagers and their cellphones in pumpkins
I shouldn't have chosen a talking pumpkin

 

by cockring9462
5-15-06
Chewbacca 2000's Happy Place
They don't like my comics
How sad
I think i'll just kill myself now
That's your choice
Well, maybe just one more comic to push me over the balcony
Whatever

 

by cockring9462
5-15-06
Deep in the wilderness of Kingdomania
Wow, a rare forest fairy
hee hee That I am
What is the news of the day, dear fairy?
Just the usual action
What?
I'm also a homosexual prostitute

 

by cockring9462
5-16-06
Fake tits, hormonal injections, hair transplants, tissue transplants
ohh yah
Are you mocking me?
nooooo I wish I was a bunny
Well I really am a bunny. I was a bunny born into a non-bunny body.
Aww shucks

 

by cockring9462
5-17-06
Look at everyone slandering "Cat Sails Into Sun"
You got a permit for that weapon?
I thought we were slandering that guy
Well I can't think of what to type so the dialogue changes
You turned into a bee. Continuity error!
The first letters of his name spell CSIS
hippie wannabe gangsta civil servents

 

by cockring9462
5-18-06
Christmas is all about Christianity..
The Holy Trinity is defined as The Son, The Father and The Holy Ghost
BOOOO!
There's the Holy Ghost!

 

by cockring9462
5-19-06
Club Darkness
The music is ok, but the ambiance is a little bit dark
...
more glowsticks?
I am the darkness

 

by cockring9462
5-20-06
Aye matey, where be the wenches?
Well, I can put my hair in bun and--
Nay, I be seeking the fish market
Girls are scary
Aye, their vaginas are lined with teeth

 

by cockring9462
5-21-06
The Reaper Meets Emo Kid
I can't die yet. I'm so much of a loser it'd be unfair to take me now
Very well. I've also disagnosed you as depressed, you need a living thing to take care of.
Repear Is Getting Soft
uhm.. ok
Here, I'll leave you with this plant to take care of
lame move, Reaper
!

 

by cockring9462
5-22-06
The Undead are in town.. yeeaahhh!!
yes, technically speaking I'm undead. I mean, fuck, i'm a talking pile of snow. But I'm not evil.
You're ghost!, i'm a skeleton. Together we'll rob this gas station!
...
I need fucking cigarettes!

 

by cockring9462
5-22-06
Being new to the company, there's some unoffical "rules" you need to know.
ok
yo my bitch now
woah there
haha just kidding
lol

 

by cockring9462
5-22-06
I'm a gamer. I like games
riiiight-o
I played the game "Final Fantasy" until I actually had a real-life Final Fantasy
What's your final fantasy?
To live in a vagina as big as a house
ok there

 

by cockring9462
5-22-06
Bees produce honey. The sweetest substance ever
Dare to prove me wrong, young lady
...
...
You haven't tried meth?

 

by cockring9462
5-22-06
Look, i'm touching the edge of the comic. It's the end our universe
Don't taunt the cartoonist
or what?
he'll turn you into something horrible!
oh shit
I warned you

 

by cockring9462
5-22-06
We're protesting this comic
We're sick of being put into silly situations!
The dialoge is horrible.
Often we say things that's not even English
(not that way have anything against The French)
stop it

 

by cockring9462
5-22-06
Fake news of the day.
the americans!
Watch this experimental juxtaposition
recursive comic
Get it, man?

 

by cockring9462
5-23-06
I'm going to buy beer. Could you hold my cat?
No, I don't even know you. Your cat may have rabies
Fine...
Just kill my cat now and sell the meat
hehehe yes
You're worth more dead than alive, kitty

 

by cockring9462
5-23-06
Former President Clinton On A Speaking Tour
As you can see, this goat is strong and healthy, just like America
*applause*
*booing*
baaah
Goats don't go "baaah". Shit.

 

by cockring9462
5-24-06
You lucky mammal, you're free and wild
I'm but caged bird... I just chirp all day long in by 2' by 2' prison.. my wings are weak from disuse
I have AIDS
oh

 

by cockring9462
5-24-06
What the fuck, I'm a spokeperson for the ...
.. nevada desert tourism board. Just stay still and tell the camera why---
yes, to tell you why you should be a tourist, and uh, tour the desert
1, 2, 3 Go
peyote!
peyote!

 

by cockring9462
5-24-06
Welcome to the V.I.P Program. We will learn about--
Oh fuck, yes, tell me all about the evils of substance abuse
Now, now, Clayton, you've repeated 6th grade for the last eight years, I understand this is repetitve
You're fucking right it is. At least the pussy is fresh
grufflemufflegruff
...

 

by cockring9462
5-24-06
Hookers
we're hookers
we're hookers
There's no joke in this comic
FIN?

 

by cockring9462
5-25-06
A free baby!
My womb is infertile. I can steal the baby, and raise it as my own.
show me your tits
uhhg yes I'm lactating

 

by cockring9462
5-25-06
I'm the CEO of Techtronical Microsystems, we have a relaxed dress policy
We even give out beer after 5 o'clock
How's it going?
Yer the best boss evaaaah!

 

by cockring9462
5-26-06
The Internet is amazing.
I can send emails to my ever-multiplying enemies
1'LL G3T YOO 0LD M4N!!!
Shut up, cam_slut89

 

by cockring9462
5-28-06
Why won't you come out and play with your pet robot
Got better things to do
I am programmed to feel rejection
Actually, they're much better things to do. Voice command: "reset"
Wait, who are you?

 

by cockring9462
5-28-06
I'm in a prison
Yee shackles that bind me
Woe is me, enslaved, all freedom down the bowl. Freedom diarrhea.
Hurry up, you're hogging the bathroom

 

by cockring9462
5-28-06
Paper, Rock, Scissors, round One
Paper
Scissors
Round Two
Rock
Paper. I win.
Who asked for your opinion, Moesha?

 

by cockring9462
5-28-06
Officer, you caught me speeding, 20 above the limit
You are correct
While I'm being persecuted for my errors, could I confess more wrongdoings to you?
Sure
Once I put my entire head up a woman's vagina
Who hasn't?

 

by cockring9462
5-29-06
You will now perish, Hero
You've got, what, 12 hit dice? I don't want to deal with this. How about we not fight?
Intriguing. Let's discuss the news of the day.
Princess Morgana is marrying Duke Huffington
She dresses like a slut
yeah, seriously

 

by cockring9462
5-29-06
Say something horrible
No
Say something horrible
No
Say something horrible
This morning I defacated on the kitchen floor and made the orphans of 9/11 eat it all up. Then the assrape began. And I just finished drinking a gallon of urine.

 

by cockring9462
5-29-06
The Star Wars Canteen
What is everyone smuggling? Drugs, slaves, or what?
No, just stuff like iron ore
...
It's a kids movie
space drugs space drugs!
And semi-precious sparkly gemobium

 

by cockring9462
5-30-06
Primordial Comic
...
lol
dialogue takes shape
hubbbahubbahibbie
you me you me
comic fails to mature
who farted
insert cultural reference here

 

by cockring9462
5-30-06
Techtronical is making great gains in publicity
Google for "Techtronical" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" and you'll see we're first!
Mary The Intern arrives
But why the hell would anyone Google "Techtronical" in the first place?
The investors are unhappy!

 

by cockring9462
5-30-06
Tips on how to get laid
the Art of Seduction is the art of the Ninja
No, you sneak up on them, like the wolf
No, the ninja requires no deception, the reflection of psyches is ...
The meat curtains drives me!
Too bad they're both ugly
:(
:(

 

by cockring9462
5-30-06
Hot dang a hot babe wants to have sex with me in exchange for money
So?
Well it means I still have my mojo, my easy confidence, my charm still works
But you're paying them
But she's giving me a discount!
awe yeah, P.I.M.P dawg

 

by cockring9462
5-30-06
I'm here to show you a good time
I asked for drugs, not sex!
I have a lot of Mescaline inside my anal cavity
no dice
Ok, well at least give me bus fare to get back home
no dice

 

by cockring9462
5-30-06
Speaking as a passive-agressive alien, I find your customs strange
How so?
You believe and hang on to your delusions with such tenacity. You, for example, is convinced that I'm a ninja
You have the Ninja Eye, but lack training
I'm not paying $300 a month to do drugs with you
There is but one drug, and that drugs' name is "danger"

 

by cockring9462
5-30-06
Monkey discovers evolution machine
Monkey uses evolution machine.
Monkey steps out
Darwin was wrong

 

by cockring9462
5-31-06
As Elephants, we're the superior species on the planet
Yet everywhere we are in chains
The means of our production is hawling and smashing things
An imperfect system where the occassional rouge elephant going crazy
You make me go crazy, bitch
Shut up, slut

 

by cockring9462
6-01-06
Muderous Rampage, start
hey what?
You are my first knife victim
hey now bro, think of all the things that *I* have to live for. Why not just kill yourself?
You're right. *I* have nothing to live for, while you still do. Will my suicide improve your success?
Yeah, when I write my autobiogaply I'll note it.

 

by cockring9462
6-02-06
The Too Much Information (TMI) Fairy strikes thrice
*TMI*
I've had sex with goats
*TMI*
I have an surgically-created cock
*TMI*
I wish I was analog

 

by cockring9462
6-03-06
If you don't rely on evidence, you can say the sky is green
Fine, the sky is obviously purple
Ok, the sky is actually blue
Why the hell should I believe you!

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