All comics by cockring9462

 

by cockring9462
4-26-06
I just use XVI for the events listings. I'm into the scene!!
lol, I'm a virgin
meow!
quiet, fag
Surrender your hymen
Buy me dinner, bitch

 

by cockring9462
4-26-06
I'm RedEyz, I run this place
I like Alpha Males
No, no, you don't understand. YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
...
BJ?
glug glug glug

 

by cockring9462
4-26-06
Dude, I'm showing you empathy!
lol, I feel your pain
My bum hurts
I'm heavily medicated
XVI: Website of Champions
I quite enjoy "double meanings"
Where the roofies at?

 

by cockring9462
4-26-06
You're insane
lol, ok
I have a stack of stories showing that you're utterly fucked
lol, make it bigger
My bum totally hurts
I love the internet

 

by cockring9462
4-26-06
What is eliteism?
"elitism" is when all your friends agree that you're cool
!
Sounds like I'm THE SHIT. Wanna suck my vag?
No
I am retarded
Uh uh uh uh uh wtf
XVI leads to lesbianism

 

by cockring9462
4-27-06
The proletariat will rise and take the reigns of the means of production
I'm a Nubian princess
We'll seize the assets of the ruling classes, including Royalty
I must mate with a commoner
Don't put anything in my pooper
I'm a Nubian princess

 

by cockring9462
4-28-06
Elephants have feelings
Like when I see another elephant
KILL!
And I want to destory it
Fucking elephant
I fucking hate elephants

 

by cockring9462
4-28-06
You have your obscenity filter on?
No, you must have it on
...
Your filter is on. Not mine.
Wha?
Your fucking obscenity filter is on.

 

by cockring9462
4-28-06
Danielsan's comic was a reflection of...
Cock?
No. It was a critique of human...
Cock?
No, not quite
I can't seem to operate my obscenity filter

 

by cockring9462
4-28-06
Then what are you gonna do?
Unleash my dad's lawyer on his sorry ass
Are you taking shit too seriously?
Lawyers: Unleashed
whatever!
I'm recording this convo, btw

 

by cockring9462
4-28-06
Poor lower mammal, you can't even speak English
If you could speak, you'd have the rights that humans have
*squeak*
Instead, you are chased by dogs
COCK!

 

by cockring9462
4-28-06
I have some confessions, Father
Go ahead
I eat vinyl records for their alchohol content
ok
And I date rape myself
Sure

 

by cockring9462
4-29-06
I'm into the stheen and thlove old men
oh oh oh
I'm polyamorthus and stheeck like-minded people with largthe walleths
mm me on welfare
I accept recyclable bottles
DING!

 

by cockring9462
5-01-06
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by cockring9462
5-03-06
my love for you is like an endless fountain of lubricating fluids
...
my love for you is like a hot, throbbing, blood-engorged clit
...
I'm legal
horray!

 

by cockring9462
5-03-06
uhhhg i'd make a good mod because i'm so into the nightlife, and well-behaved and shit
Ever see a grown man naked?

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
I'm well-tained in the martial arts, including Ninjutsu, Jujitsu, and Karate
What about Bukkake?
I don't know what that word means
Your feet are deadly weapons?
my feet are iron fists of justice
8===D

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
magic eraser magic eraser...
cleaning the sea floor of all life
magic eraser magic eraser...
THIS COMIC SUCKS!

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
We throw wild erotic Swingers lifestyle parties like bukkake, gang bangs, orgy, group sex, slut training, glory holes, adult theater, interracial
What?
Erotic Jewelry · Female Love Dolls · Female Masturbators ... Safe Sex, School, Sci-Fiction, Sex Comedy, Sex Toys, Shaving, She-Males, Small Tits, Smothering
Coffee?
Welcome to Sexy Cakes, the erotic bakery. ... Baker: Well, then, what, pray tell, would you suggest we do put on our erotic cakes?
What?

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
You! Come over here
Yes, Sir
What's the first rule of XVI?
Does it relate to cock?
I like the way you think, Sailor

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
oh boy oh boy oh boy!
What are you so happy about?
DJ Freshmixalot, featuring MC Cool Aboots x1000 live at Helsinki, TONIGHT!
Why not build a time machine back to 1991 and re-live your squandered youth?
boom tiss boom tiss boom tiss. Base shaking my spine!
Get off my property

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
97, 98, 99, 100!
You've been standing there the whole time?
That's right
It's called hide and seek! You didn't even hide!
You have to touch me to win...

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
On behalf of all crustrations we demand the right of freedom, liberty and happiness!
I spot a free meal

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
I present to you, Half-Shark!
Half-Shark will kill you!
Half-Shark dosen't take no shit!
This is true!
Half-Shark will OWN you
And then kill you!

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
We made an independent film
Here's a clip:
Esque le love esto unt for realio?
My plur for vous est strong est navidade
*roaring applause*
Thank you, thank you
We'd like to thank the academy of performing arts and horseshit.

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
You are a most agile and fearsome warrior
You are a most brutish and violent warrior
(dramatic pause)
Wanna mop my decks, if ya know what I mean?
White people smell funny

 

by cockring9462
5-04-06
vote C2K as mod
or?
or I shove my entire head up your orifice, and sing a little sing-song
Which orifice?
It's a surprise

 

by cockring9462
5-05-06
Carnivorous Plant shops for clothing
These prices are great!
Can I help you with something
No

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
This is the start of a new revolution in inter-planetary science
Using monkeys...
*screech* *claw* *scratch* *howling*
WASN'T THAT FUNNY?! NO? Go to hell you sons of bitches! To hell you go!

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
This is a comic strip I never actually posted publicly. You found this one by stalking my stripcreator.com account
wow
This means this comic dosen't even need to be funny. It can be really artsy and cutting edge
and edgy
Like this:

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
You are attacked by a beetle. Beetle inflicts 2 points of damage. You attack the Beetle and inflict 9 points of damage. The beetle dies. You gain 25xp and 4gp
What's the meaning of all this? Why does this killing make me stronger? Why did this beetle have 4 gold pieces on him, too? I'm killing and robbing
Snail inflicts 7 point of damage. You are down to 3 hit points. You drink potion of healing, gain 43 hit points. You attack the Snail causing 13 points of damage. Snail Dies. You gain 38xp and 1g
Every day, same thing, same routine. Is there nothing more to life that killing a pillaging entire ecosystems, leaving behind death everywhere?
You require FIRE KEY to pass the inferno barrier
Here I am at the great fire barier which leads to the 7th level of the Fiery Dungeon of Fire. Do I even give a shit what's behind this barrier?

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
Sure is a beautiful sunset
Did you know that the sunlight is being filtered through thousands of tonnes of particle pollutants like soot and smog, providing a more colourful sunset?
Well, the ocean is beautiful
Did you know there's 2.5 pounds of toxic-soaked plastic material floating in every 100-square meter of ocean surface?
I hate you
And why is there a black character in this cartoon? Some sort of racial statement?

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
The secret is, you get mad once and deck that bitch. They won't give you any problems after that
Cool
That's what a Carleton Univeristy 2-year Psychology correspondence diploma gets ya
Right on!
Right on!

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
I don't believe in Black History Month. I believe in Black History Year. It starts on the 1st of January and ends on the 31st of December
I respect you opinon, mah negro
We're all from Africa, anyhow
Indeed, Homo Sapiens totally kicked the asses of Neanderthals and Homo Erectus!
Tell me more about Homo Erectus
Oh dear

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
Our ancestors spent a lot of time living in shit.
Farm animals produce copious amounts of shit.. Enough to stench up the local water supply.
Much of medieval European history can be determined by this simple fact: if your military lacks cavalry, you're fucked
Cavalry-based armies are the winning armies. The familes of these soldiers all lived in shit.
In conclusion...
White people have the greatest tolerance for horseshit!

 

by cockring9462
5-06-06
Yah, fuck you, I know artillery changed the game, but that' relatively recent history.
And now air power trumps artillery. That's fucking annoying
Why?
Because it's glamourous. The pilots are like fucking rockstars. No one manning an artillery peice is called a rockstar
F-18s make me spooge
You're making comics based on conversations with yourself? Narcissism + Insanity = wtf

 

by cockring9462
5-07-06
I could sure go for some marijuana right now
STFU you're on an American website!
I'm not allowed to talk about pot, yet I can see your half-naked jellybellybutton cuteseywootsey SWEET FLESH
Am I just a piece of meat to you?
I love you
brb, gonna go masturbate for the rest of the afternoon

 

by cockring9462
5-07-06
In the far future, the warrior caste of society will take creation into their own hands, making warriror clones to fill their ranks as they crush the galaxy
The machine is given nothing but a fertilized egg. Over the next 12 months it creates the most deadly warrior man has ever imagined!
The clone steps out
'sup!
Somone fucked with the machine!

 

by cockring9462
5-07-06
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
This is the least funny dialogue ever
Or the most un-funny. Either way, this comic totally has no humor
agreed
hmhmhmmmhmm
lalala

 

by cockring9462
5-07-06
It's all bunk since its based on words
What?
Asking any question about something immaterial is pointless since its immaterial
That's a convo-stopper
"you" is just an idea about me from your perspective. And "I" is just an idea with no meaning and AHHHhhhh..
HOORAY! You departicleized yourself out of existance because you don't believe anything

 

by cockring9462
5-08-06
How do you feel about tentacle rape movies?
I dunno, I guess tentacle rape is freedom of speech, I just worry about the tentacles
There's already enough prejudice in the world, and we have theses tentacles always being portrayed in a negative light
There's a lot of different kinds of tentacles, we shouldn't see them all as tenracle rapists

 

by cockring9462
5-08-06
What's with the red eyes?
Well, they make me look more evil
We already know you're the Grim Reaper, they red eyes are overkill
Maybe you're right, I've had some awkward moments when the souls couldn't identify me as the Grim Reaper.
Sounds awkward

 

by cockring9462
5-08-06
After the fall of Baghdad, there were many broadcasts showing people stealing office equipment, or anything of value. Many shots showed chairs being stolen
chair stealing, chair stealing!
This was due to Saddam's reckless "no chairs" policy for anyone who wasn't a member of the Baathist party
Finally, a chair!
Thank you/Death to America!

 

by cockring9462
5-08-06
Does this place have something against coniferous trees?
you're dressed like a slut

 

by cockring9462
5-08-06
Keep away from the massive car accident, citizen
But officer I'd like to get closer
Why is that?
I want to masterbate to it
...or i'll just masterbate here

 

by cockring9462
5-08-06
Geologists With Attitude
haha, sedimentary rocks are no chanllenge to me.
What are they gonna do to me, erode?
And sandstone isn't all that

 

by cockring9462
5-09-06
Hey, are you the boyfriend of that hot cartoon girl?
I fear that love is simpy a chemical and electrial process in your brain, put there to encourage reproduction
uh.. what?
"boyfriend" and "girlfriend" are cultural labels, our societies shackles, limiting the human experience of love
She said your cock was tiny
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

 

by cockring9462
5-09-06
The "words" like "it", "you" and "I" have merged! I see it now, I see it! I am further north than the north pole, I am moving faster than the expansion of the universe, I am..
I am.. RIDING THE SNAKE! I'M RIDING THE SNAKE
beep!
Welcome to Dell Technical Support, thank you for holding. May I have your name, phone number and service number?

 

by cockring9462
5-09-06
I want to go down that corridor
You don't have a corridor pass
Where can I get one?
At the Ministry of Corridors.
hehe, corridor is a funny word
move along

 

by cockring9462
5-09-06
An adventure with zero-level characters
Ok, we're useless
Being a zero-level character isn't all that bad. I have 2 or possibly 3 hit points!
At least we're decked out with some fine weapons...
Yesterday I was practicing with a sword, and completely missed 19 out of 20 times...
I hear Kobolds
omfg.. I can't..stop..peeing

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