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Crazymalicous lives in a dark hole and frequently gets food from a friend of his who is a hobo. When he is not eating he is writing comics on Stripcreator using his primitive rock computer. He also sometimes updates his site. You can see it here:

home.comcast.net/~xboxbox

Have fun, but be careful to not have too much fun or you might get hurt.

Spank the Monkey Meets a Hooker

by crazymalicous
6-19-05


	Hello who are you?


	FIVE DOLLAH!


	I have five dollars right here... why do you need it?


	GIVE ME FIVE DOLLAH!

Later that night...


	I didn't know five dollars bought that much!

Spank the Monkey Becomes a Fast Food Guy

by crazymalicous
6-19-05


	Welcome to Heart Attack Burger how may I help you?


	Can I have a salad?


	Ok...


	And would you like fat dressing on that? Pure, creamy fat made from real people who had heart attacks from eating here too much.


	Um... no. Just a salad.

Spank the Monkey Meets a Gay Man

by crazymalicous
6-19-05


	He looks gay... time for the test.


	DON'T LOOK I'M NAKED!


	REALLY?


	Yep, your gay.


	How did you know?!?!

Spank the Monkey Meets an Alien

by crazymalicous
6-19-05


	OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALIEN!


	FUGH JDDKFJ JFDJFJD FJDFJDKFJD!!!!!


	You sucked in E.T.


	Phone home?

Spank the Monkey Meets an Angel

by crazymalicous
6-19-05


	I heard you can grant wishes.


	I can.


	I wish I had a willing babe here right now.


	Your wish is my command!


	Awesome!


	Let's go at it, you big pimp!

The Adventures Of Jack and Bill the series continues!

by crazymalicous
6-19-05


	I wonder if I can kill myself.


	I'M ENDING THIS NOW!


	Gee i wonder if this strip is still retarded.

Spank the Monkey Meets a Wise Old Person

by crazymalicous
6-20-05


	Hello old guy.


	You what up, biznatch! Where's the shorties??!!


	What the hell?


	Sorry I want to be hip.


	Sorry.

Spank the Monkey Meets a French Guy

by crazymalicous
6-20-05


	Oh my god... are you French?


	Yes I am... American bastard.


	You shouldn't be talking, coward!


	Shut the fuck up, slut!


	Kids, if we learned anything today, it's that the French are little fucks.


	This monkey should go screw a fucking goat.

Spank the Monkey Meets Bugs Bunny Gone Bad

by crazymalicous
6-20-05


	Uh your looking kind of suspicous right now.


	What's up doc? I didn't do it!


	It's obvious you did.


	Hold on a minute...


	What you seriously think I killed him with this here carrot? And back there that definitely was not a shotgun...

Spank the Monkey Meets a Pimp

by crazymalicous
6-20-05


	Hi there.


	Yo yo yo what up bitch where my shorties at?


	Are you a pimp?


	I might say so myself.


	I knew behind the disguise was yet another desperate black man.


	Why'd you do that man?

Spank the Monkey Meets a Terrorist... maybe

by crazymalicous
6-20-05


	Oh my GOD! Your a frikin terrorist!


	Uh no no I am not please don't hurt me!


	WHY THE HELL NOT?!


	Because I'm not a terrorist.


	Who are you then?


	A taco stand owner from Milwaukee. Don't hurt me!

Spank the Monkey Meets a Cosplayer

by crazymalicous
6-20-05


	Why do you geeks dress up like people from comics or videogames? It's nerdy!


	This isn't a costume. I surgically altered my body to look like this. Technically I'm not wearing clothes. It's all permenant paint.


	Fag.

The Problem With MMORPG's (one problem's the abbreviation)

by crazymalicous
7-02-05


	God this World of Warcraft is stupid. I'm cancelling!


	Uh.... where do I cancel.... dang it...

One month later...


	Here is your bill for World of Warcraft sir.


	100 DOLLARS! I'M STUCK IN A NEVERENDING MONEY SNATCHING WORLD OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!

Spank the Monkey Meets a Sweatshop Laborer er... employee

by crazymalicous
7-08-05


	So... what do you do around here?


	I create sneakers for Nikes.


	Anything else?


	I created that banana your eating.


	OH GOD!

The Retarded Animals

by crazymalicous
9-22-05


	Hello my name is Bear.


	And my name is Horse.


	And together we are The Retarded Animals.


	Don't insult disabled people, Bear!


	**** you, Horse.


	Eat it, Bear.

Innocence


	Whatever happened, I didn't do it.

by crazymalicous, 9-25-05

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