Spank the Monkey Becomes a Fast Food Guy

Author: crazymalicous

Date: June 19, 2005

by crazymalicous
6-19-05
Welcome to Heart Attack Burger how may I help you?
Can I have a salad?
Ok...
And would you like fat dressing on that? Pure, creamy fat made from real people who had heart attacks from eating here too much.
Um... no. Just a salad.