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by dannydarko
11-25-04
Hey Kid! you wanna go play?!
I play with fire
ARRR!
I should go join the x-men

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
I think I saw this on a movie once, about a load of kids escaping a plane crash after one of them see's it happen...But then death comes after them one by one!
What was it called?
I don't remember!
are we gonna die?
No i'm just having a vision
So no france trip then...

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
Your the only one who survived the '180' plane flight after Alex saw it, now it's happening to me and some random people, how do I stop it!?!?
I gone insane since then!!
please...you must help us
I'm sorry.. I JUST CAN'T
Fine......see you in the afterlife you paranoid fool!

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
What do you like in a girl?
I like them to be...topless, on top of me and video tapping us having sex!
You video tapped having sex with Beth?!?! - put it on...I want some boner-time!!
I accidently sent it to my girlfriend
I'm too clever for my own good, and I nearly died on this stupid road trip, the only thing that balneces me out is weed, do you have any by any chance?
I think your stoned kid and will you please shut up!

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
I'm so confused Beefy, my Father is the devil and my Mother is an angel, what does that make me?!
I dunno i'm just a talking dog!
Nicky dude! I am forever your slave!!
Thanks pete, but i need to go capture my evil brothers Cassius and Adrian in a small bottle to save my father!
I'm here to capture you in a bottle Adrian!!
So Father sent little shovel face!?

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
I like your coconuts valerie
Awwww your sweet Nicky
Hahahaha now to embaress Nicky!
I also like your...heart shapped heighnie!!
you pig!!!

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
So your my mom?
yes...I think i remember being with your father that night... i had quite alot of dakaries! and slept with many men...but i'm pretty sure!
Daddy! I saved you!!
Nicky, your moms got up high, i got downlow, why dont you take the middle
Common Heather babe, let's get married!
*Squeek*

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
Awwww such a little Angel!
Only a 1/4 mam
what?
AAARRRGGHHH!!!

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
*Plays Ac/Dc Highway to Hell*
That's my boy!
Release the Evil....
Pete and John kept the money,bought Led Zepplins old touring plane,stocked it with Beer,Cakes and great tunes,unfortunatly they did not stock a pilot and crashed soon after take off-now there v. happy
Only this guy when't to see the other guy's one man show...

 

by dannydarko
11-25-04
Nicky's mom and dad tried dating for a while, but satan is now dating the blair witch and cher while his mom is with......chris farly??
Where's my puppy phone?
I should have looked like this!...stupid writor
Beefy and heather got married
So did Nicky and Valerie..and while planting tomatoes Valerie hit him with a shovel and fixed his face...he's still no george clooney!

 

by dannydarko
11-28-04
Hey, your dead, thats your crashed car over there, and your body being dragged into the ambulance now lets get this over with!
your not very kind towards my feelings...
tough shit i'm sick of this job i want a new one!
welcome to burgermistro what can i get you?
.....have we met?

 

by dannydarko
1-01-05
I must make some new years resolutions
I suppose the first one should be to stop trying to kill myself
Ah whats the use, i'm not going to like this year anyway....Bye Bye cruel world!

 

by dannydarko
1-01-05
This is based on a conversation I had with some random guy called Adam, i'm the one in the beanie
Yeh man, slipknots vol 3 does rock! And we have nothing else to talk about
yeh, as well as killswitch engages end of heartache and cradle of filths nymphetamine
this is based on a funny idea with my friends
And the suicide packs should include a will and gun!
and be deliverd by a door to door salesman!
Ah memories of that party
so really we are killing them?
no, we are helping them!

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
OH NO! The city is being destroyed by the evil scientist, i must become my secret identity
Perfect Person Man!!!

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
STOP RIGHT THERE SCEINCO!
NEVER NOT UNTIL THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!!
dammit, he got away!
I WILL DESTROY YOU SCEINCO!!
NOT THIS TIME PERFECT PERSON MAN!

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
AND WHY NOT!?
I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON!
WHICH IS!?
MYSELF!!!

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
DIE PERFECT PERSON MAN!!!
AFTER YOU SCEINCO!
DO NOT ANGER ME!!!

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
let me guess the next line....'or i will destroy you?'
YES I WILL!!! Just like i did your precious Mary Lane!
not if i go 1st
AAARRRRGGHHHH!!!
Now i must go save mary lane!!

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
TIME TO DIE!!
HEEEELP MEEE!
Someone call for help!?
PERFECT PERSON MAN!! OH THANK YOU!!

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
Hey Clarke Parker! where were you yesterday - i got captured by a mad evil sceintist and then saved by Perfect Person Man
wow!!! i was erm....helping my nan after she was traumatixed bythe explosions
Awww thats so sweet, shame you couldnt have been my hero
i..guess not - but that perfect person man sounds like an awesome guy
She may find out out....one day
yeh he is, i wonder who he is
guess we'll....never find out

 

by dannydarko
1-03-05
Doesnt it really annoy you everytime you want to make a comic you always get these 2 little things
yes i agree shouldnt it just be a blank space or something interesting?!
thats wht for your interest i will now burn them
no more iritating characters

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
DESTROY HUMANS!!
what you up to here mr robot?
MUST DESTROY!!
DIE HUMAN!!
ah nae, what happend to me team mate? arr ye a friendly robot then?

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
what happend here?!
ae, there was an evil robot that went by here not long ago, he went thataway
thanks!
thats okay laddie
I MUST STOP THAT EVIL ROBOT!!
hope that goes well

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
STOP RIGHT THERE!!
NEVER!!!
IS THIS THE END OF PERFECT PERSON MAN!!?
BURN!!!
No because im impervious to fire!!
damn!

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
DIE HUMAN!!
get away from me or i'll kick you in the nuts!
NOOOOO
pathetic machinary!
DIE HUMAN!!
oh crap!

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
Get away from her robot!!
hey there, i seem to see you alot when saving people
I think i have a superhero stalker!
well i must fly
oh okay...

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
i wish i could tell her the truth
that im just Clarke Parker!

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
Hey Mary Lane, how are you?
It was funny - i was saved by Perfect Person Man Again!
will she ever know?
He is me Mary
I wish i could know who he is!
he must be pretty special
yeh, hes got a charm that ive seen somewhere before clarke

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
*BOOOM!*
what was that?!
eeep!
DIE HUMANS!!
errr hold, on a second
where'd he go and leave me with a mad robot!?!

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
HMMM I'M NOT SURE I WILL KILL HER, SHE LOOKS PRETTY
where is Clarke!?!?
Why wont you be destroyed robot?!?!
YOU AGAIN! DIE SUPERHERO!
what is happening to p.p man?
arrrgh my powers!!!

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
aaarrrghh!
WHAT YOUR JUST A KID!!?
Your Perfet Person Man!?! Clarke?!! - somehow I always knew...
well - i guess now you know - i better kick that robot before i explaine
Burn Robot!!
AAARRRGHHH!

 

by dannydarko
1-08-05
I love you Perfect Clarke Parker!
I love you to Mary Lane, but we cant be together - if my enimies found out about you, they'd be sure to take you!
It's a risk i'm willing to take
But i'm not....
The End
Isnt it time someone saved your life?
Thank you mary lane!

 

by dannydarko
12-01-05
Flood the school! flooood ittt!!!!!!
Why?
Burn it!!!! Burn Ittt To The Groouuundd!!!!!
When will this end?
Diee!! Diee!!! Dieee!!
Frank...what are you trying to tell me?

 

by dannydarko
2-11-07
so our bleak existance has led us to this desolate life of hatred and ridicule from those we seek revenge upon in a bloody mass of gore and wretchedness, are you with me sister dark heart of sorrow?
umm okay, like I just dress like this cos i think goth guys like vile valo are hot! HIM are so like awesome
then im sorry sister, you cannot join my punishment on the wicked and the damned, i must look for a new volunteer, one who can assure me of there co-operation
okay, like whatever, im gonna go hang out and smoke weed anyway
so will you help me defeat the decrepid popular crowed scumbag hate mongers at my shit hole stink pit of a school
sure man - i'll kill anything you want!! got any more coffee!!?!? i need more coffee!!! give it to me now!!! I CANT KILL WITHOUT COFFEE!!!!!

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
THIS WORLD REJECTS ME, THIS WORLD THREW ME AWAY, THIS WORLD NEVER GAVE ME A CHANCE, THIS WORLD GONNA HAVE TO PAY...
boy! stop singing that awefull music, you have to go and visit your lousy father today, its part of our divorce contract remember
its not awefull music, its Nine Inch Nails mum, the greatest band on the plant!! and do i have to go see dad? he always makes fun of the way i look and what i listen too
because you look ridiculous and your music is horrible. now get in the car! your going to see him weather you like it or not
hey kid, so when are you gonna stop listening to this bloody awefull goth shite and listen to some real heavy metal like your ol' dad!
oh jeez...i cant decide which parent i hate more right now

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
i need the new industrial scorned remix of the devistated compilation, system syns latest release, suicide commando's live dvd 'reconstruction of the axis of evil mindstrip' thanks
fine choices my industrious friend, the quality of SC's show's are out of this world, man - i'm telling you its rave-tastic
thanks alot, you guys do the best music here
no problem man, and here is a free compilation 'when the synths are on, the music is done'
I know it doesnt look like much of a store, but the backgrounds suck
hi!!! like do you have anything by HIM? im such a big fan, i just dont have any of the albums yet, like, but vile valo is soooo hot!
........get the fuck outta my store - poser!

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
look at all these loser myspace users who think there so cool because they poste a bulletin about there new boyfriends/girlfriends or photo's. its so lame, thats why vampirefreaks.com is much better
all they care about on myspace is how they look, vf is all about the music, i hate myspace i wish i'd never joined, i dont even have any friend requests, this site is so lame, it should be shut down!
poor gothboy just wants some attention, maybe then he'll be less hate filled
........why wont no one comment my pics!! i look really dark and morbid in one of them!......fucking myspace

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
were the default characters when ever you go to make a new comic, dont you love us?
were so small and cute!
you 2 are so fucking annoying, seriously, why cant i just open up to 3 blank boxes

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
why dont you go suck a fuck donnie!!
oh please tell me how does one suck a fuck?
pull your dick out and i'll show you!
...nice!
didnt this comic just borderline everything? incest and peodiphilia, not the best of subjects, lol
whats a fuck ass?
i'll show you later

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
IM AS FREEEEEE AS A BIRD NOW! AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAANGE
LOOOORD KNOWS I CANT CHAAAANGE
LOOOOOORD HELP ME I CANT CHAAAAAAANGE
stop singing and i'll see what i can do for you mr freebird

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
SOMETHING BLOWING IN MY HEAD, WINTERS ICE IT SOON WILL SPREAD
DEATH WILL FREEZE MY VERY SOUL, MAKES ME HAPPY MAKES ME COLD
MY EYES ARE BLIND BUT I CAN SEE, THE SNOWFLAKES GLISTEN ON THE TREE
du...du...duu....duude....wha....wha, the...he..hell, ya, do...do...doin, herr...herre, you...will...frr..frr....freeeeze, as i...di...diii....diiid

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
ahhh theres nothin like a good cup of coffee after killin' NOTHING AT ALL!!!! FUCKERS!!!
A NICE BREEEWW, coffee beans, milk, sugar and blood! mmmm thats how I LIKES IT!!
excuse me sir, im the detective of this crime scene, do you know anything about it? can i get you some coffee and we'll talk about it
yeehhhh, coffee - thats exactly what you'll get! hehehe!! i do LOVE MY COFFEE!! and what goes in it......we can talk about anything you want maaan
very good sir, im sure you have an eyewitness report to give me

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
I didnt have your eye witness report detective, BUT NOW I HAVE YOUR EYE!! hahahahahaha I need some more coffee quickly before i kill again, WHICH I WILL!!!
HI there, gimme a large mug of hot coffee!! plenty of sugar, BUT LOW ON THE MILK! ya understand miss?
ugh, sure thing mister, coming right up
yeh it better miss, or your next! and i'll make it slow for you, SLOW AND MILKY!!!

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
im just walkin' along, drinking my coffee, gonna brighten up my day....with coffee, then im gonna KILL SOME SUCKER! and drink more coffee, cos thats the way I LIKE THINGS! in my town, oh YEH!
hey goth kid, havent seen you since our last little get TOGETHER OF BLOODY RAGE! how you been?
its goth 'boy' and i'm doin fine C.M - but i need some help taking care of someone again, this girl on my bus made fun of my music, and she must pay for her heinous act! can you do it?
ya already know I CAN DO ANYHTING!!! once ive had a little coffee, buy me some coffee and the jobs done kid, SHE'LL BE TORN APART!!!! lets go......mmmmm coffee
thanks C.M, i dont know what i'd do without you, your a real friend

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
there she is, make it hurt
im on it little buddy, she'll feel EVERYTHING!!
hiiii there, do you like coffee? wanna go for coffee sometime? I'D LIKE THAT!!! but first let me give you a present sweetie....
ummm i dont know you sir and your kind of creepy, are you one of those weirdo goth kids? your music taste is so bad, why cant you be happy? like me
seconds later!! (evil seconds)
ohh, im happy, im frikkin' happy alrite, in fact IM SO HAPPY!!! im gonna go for more coffee!!!!
AIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAARRRRGHHH!

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
FireBoy & Suicidal Poet. FireBoy is a destructive boy who creates fire and burns many people to ashes, Suicidal Poet is a lonely odd man who keeps trying to kill himself from his sorrow
Jimmi & Monkey are 2 adventurers who were last seen in space, not much is known about them, but jimmi has an uncanny resemblence to Clark Parker whos alter ego is...
Perfect Person Man alter ego of Clark Parker, super hero and all round nice guy, perfect really, he saves the day & wins the heart of Mary Lane. As for Death, he just wants a new job, but wouldnt you?

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
Rocker just wants to rock out to his fave tunes and bands, bands such as Iron Maiden, Twisted Sister, Black Sabbath, Lynrd Skynrd, AC/DC & Metallica, hes true rock at heart and he'll never stop
GothBoy is a hate filled angst ridden twisted evil soul who wants all his enemies dead. HIMchick idolises the band HIM and Vile Valo and annoys everyone by going on about them
Coffee Murder Man or C.M likes nothing better than to drink his coffee and kill some people, then drink more coffee and kill more people, the cycle goes on and on, GothBoy has C.M do all his killings

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
After space travel, jimmi left monkey and went back to studying in school made an imaganairy skull friend and sold his soul to satan, jimmi's soul is now in hell and his bodie is zombified
Satan and Damien are father and son, damien is going to spend his life tourturing jimmi's soul while his dad runs the business
Microsoft help, always popping up when you least want it to giving you 'helpfull advice' yeh right, why hasnt FireBoy or C.M killed it yet, maybe it cant be killed!
Microsoft help here, do you want to bookmark this page? email it to a friend? set up an email ccount? renew an old account? buy more memory? by a faster internet connection? upgrade better software?

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
you know what we need man, we need us a smurfette! some blonde chick who will get down and dirty with the guys, like smurfette does
Oh i know a good website for that, dirtysmurfette.com, she does everything with those smurfs man, its hot
......dude I was talking about a real blonde chick, why'd you have to go and get so peverted on us donnie!?
uhh, yeh I was talking about a real girl too, who errr, dresses up as smurfette, seriously man check it out

 

by dannydarko
2-12-07
you sicken me HIMchick, your not really one of us, your just a fucking poser who only dresses alternative cos its 'cool' and Vile Valo does it, your no different to 50,000 other girls out there
yeh, well like, you think your so cool cos you listen to weird like techno music that like no one has heard of, its not even good music, its just basic and lame, anyone could like do that
fuck you! industrial takes skill and gives the listeners true messages about life and the world, HIM are just about wanting love, love is not necesary in the world, get over it
love is beautifull, and HIM are telling us like, that one day we will find it and if we dont then we should die cos theres like nothing else to live for, like its deep and romantic, i wish i had a bf
romance is dead, and by the looks of you, your chance of getting someone to love you are pretty slim, so i'd just go ahead and die now if i were you, ive got a friend who will do it for free
like I dont wanna die! i just pretend like i do to look cool, but you'll see like one day i will like find my true love and you, will die like sad and alone

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