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by dannydarko
11-21-04
I Like fire.....
A Lot.....
I like warming my butt by the fire....

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
Smoke me!!!!
errrr
Smoke me!!!!
I'd rather not...
wuss!
freak......

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
Hey!!!
hey
sup?
i wish he'd piss off
i'm stoned...
bye bye now.....

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
hey
I wanna make fire...
hello?
set Jimmi on fire...
HELP MEE!!!!!!!
now thats a cool fire....

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
All hail Jack the pumpkin king!
why thank you
so did you steal christmas?
no, that would be the grinch
your a nightmare Jack
I like christmas

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
I'm gonna kill that freaky fire kid
I see no fire....
ARGH!!!
I Like making fire...
HELP!!!!!!!!
Isn't it cool....

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
IM DYING!!!!!
fire is so much fun....
Well that didnt last long....
I want more fire....

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
28.06.42.12 that is when the world will end
am I high?
You told me to forcibly insert the lifeline card into my anus!!
wanna go do that now?
why do you always wear that stupid man suit?
sorry...

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
yo doggy dude, peace to you animals
sup hippie
whoa! im trippin out
no your not
I'm actualy satan in disguise fool...

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
I'm gonna kill you fire kid!
Make fire....
oh no you can't kill me im already dead!
Make fire...
shit....
It's warm....

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
Damn you kid! you burned my cloak..
last time I try and kill him...
fire...
you bastard kid!!!

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
Hey welcome to Burgermistro, what can i get ya?
Hey welcome to Burgermistro, what can i get ya?
well then?

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
will you please make an order sir!!
I give up....
where am I??!?

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
The Grinch and Santa meet to once for all fight
stop stealing christmas!!!
what you gonna do about it fat boy!?
The grinch makes a hasty escape
use santa magic...
pffft. i'm outta here lardo!
santa plots his attack
I'll get him....

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
The grinch escapes to a near by park....but he does not know about fire boy....
I think i finaly escaped pie boy saint nick!
Fire boy makes fire
What?
Burn....
Fire boy saves christmas!
waaaaaa

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
Santa finds and congrstulates fire boy
oh well done fire boy, many presents for this year!
I BURN PRESENTS
Santa must leave
what?
burn....
how did Santa run so fast?

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
What do you think about in school Donnie?
I think about fucking you alot
I asked you about school Donnie
I think about fucking Frank
How is Frank?
He misses you

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
Danny, you are the one...man...
Sweeet dude, so when do we fight the agents?
Whenever dude
awesome
holy shit there coming man, get ready to fight...
yeh dude

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
I'm a fukin agent and im gonna kill you
I killed my mum and my dad, like eminem yo!
I been taking heroine and shootin ma homies, so now prepare to die ya fukin goth
what the fuck dude?

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
you wanna go with me, ya know, go with me, it's what we call it here
where do you wanna go?
no i mean go with, like so we go together....
ohhh okay, sure
sweet but your gonna have to catch me first!!!
....i'm going home

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
how much are they paying you to be here?
Son i think your frightend and confused...
yeh I am afraid. and I am pretty confused, but I think your a fucking anti-christ!
I am not!

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
FireBoy started off as a harmless baby....who created fires
Hey grew up trying to harness his power
Now the nightmare begins as FireBoy gains strength and sets out to destroy the world

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
His school life was bad, he was picked on by many of the kids for being weird
burn him....
Your a freak dude, and what is your obbsession with lighters!?!
He caused flame desstruction where ever he went
ARRRRRGGHHH!!!!
He was a violant child and would hurt anyone who mocked him
what?
I BURN CLOWNS!!!!

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
I told you....
FireBoy set off on his journey to destroy the world
BURN.....
His plan succeded

 

by dannydarko
11-21-04
He Did
Warn
Us

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
A car aproaches towards gretchen...
waaa!
Donnie see's what has happend
GRETCHEN NOOOO!
Frank had run Gretchen over
FRANK! YOU KILLED HER FRANK!!
WELL WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD HUH!??!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
EY!
HEY!
Whats your name bruder
Jimmi....
I like your style your slick, have a job, i'm a spacecraft launcher...
huh...what?

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
so....come here often?
ooh?
Hey, I found inteligent life in space!
Die Fucker
Monkey saved Jimmi!
ooh!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
ooooh aah
I'll send a report back to the station *Aliens are trying to kill us!!! s.o.s*
We must destroy the humans, before they destroy our planet, send the toughest assasin you have!!!
right-oh! roger, will do
Uh oh, how will Jimmi get out of this one?
grrrrrrr!
That you monkey?

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
Monkey saved the day...again....that was damn predictable
Well done monkey!
Well done Jimmi and Monkey for completing your mission I award you two honoured hero's
The End
Thank you sir! - but hey this flag should be british!
oooh oooh

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
4 Friends, One mission
To get laid before college!!
British Dessert!
You'll laugh, you'll cry
After you seen this movie, you'll proberbly wanna die!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
I WANNA ROCK!! ROCK!!
YOU TELL ME TO TURN IT DOWN I SAY NO!!!
I WANNA ROCK!! ROCK!!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
Life is worth not more than the waste paper basket
he feels nothing but wasted
what woa must this world bring...
sorrow is the word of the man who lives in the bin

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
Hey Jimmi don't stare at that screen to long - you'll burn your eyes!!
Can't talk now imaginairy skull! I gotta test tommorow and i gotta revise!!!!
You use to be cool and spend time with me, now you have no time for me at all!! im leaving!!!
GOTTA STUDY!!GOTTA STUDY!!GOTTA STUDY!!
aarrrgghh!! I dont remember anything!!!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
so, your the cleverest kid in our school, what do i do!?!
did ya study?
Noooo!
ya gotta study man!
Don't study, spend time with me!
Nooooo, not you again!!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
So are you studying Jimmi?
I errr....
You havent been concentrating very well in calss im worried about you...
GOTTA STUDY!
WAAAAIT FOR MEEEE

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
I must say Jimmi I have to tell you, you got an 'F' for the test
Noooooooooooooo *sobs*
At least you did better than FireBoy who burned all his tests
I'm gonna die!!
would you like to re-take the test?

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
I'd sell my soul to pass that test!
That can be arranged...
wow...Satan!
do you wanna pass that test or not kid?

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
Jimmi, come up to the desk please
I must say I am very impressed you passed the test!!
merrrrr
......But are you feeling okay Jimmi, I think you need to take a few days off
raaarrr

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
So this is hell?
Pretty much, we got a games room.....somewhere
where are all the heavy metal bands?
I dunno, but you can hang with my son damien if you want
Hi....Damien
I'm gonna make your life hell!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
halo 2 rocks so much....
Don't play games for too long - or you'll get sucked in!
die die alien fuckers
I'm waarrrrning you!
This is what happens if you play games for too long.....you should have listend to your inner skull!
I'd hate to say I told you so...

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
ARRGH! I need HELP!
what the...?
Hello microsoft help here, what do you need to do, ask me a question?, search your documents? send a report? start a word folder? create a zip file? blah blah blah useless help
No I can't find my mouse!
would you like to instal one? would you like to upgrade one? make a new hardware system manager? organise your personal hardware? create new drives? delete older drives? buy a new one from the net?

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
Do you bury me when I'm gone, Do you teach me while I'm here
Just as soon as I belong, then it's time I disappear!!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
he..y.....fi..ire..b...oy...hel...lp...m..ee...ou...t....i...a..m..fro...ze..n!
pl....e...ase....k...i..d...i..kn..ow...y..ou..ha..ve..th..po..we..r
......he.....l..p......m...e........pl....e.ase
burn....him...

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
bu...........r.....n......m....e
woooooo, i think....it's worked...okay you can stop now...
BURN!
Thank you FireBoy, you saved my life!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
How can I ever repay you?
....burn...
ARRRRRGGHHH!!!!
heh...heh....buuuurrrrn!!!
buuuuuuurrrrn

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
Satan and Jesus are battle it out!
Your going down fucker!
Bring it on!!
at...chess!
your move!
the end
I think I'm winning!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
FireBoy Was Here, 23.11.2004

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
I'M ON A HIIIGHWAY TO HELL!!
DON'T STOP MEE!!!!
Your mine now!
HIIIGHWAY TO HELL!!

 

by dannydarko
11-22-04
RUN TO THE HIIILLS, RUN FOR YOOOUUR LIIIFE!!
RUUUN TO THE HIILLS!!!
Not my hills ya don't!

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