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by darksoulexile
11-04-04
Sunset....The desert... a fight to remember
Im ready to fight!
Shut up....you...um...stupid.
Mega Super--
Ow....that hurt!
I didn't even hit you...
Um....ow....that hurt tooo

 

by darksoulexile
11-04-04
Pissed off because she didn't get any action ... Aurashadow made her way to Lin's house
Lin!! Open Up!!! I came 5000 miles out here to kick your ass and get MISC back
Hold on...
eh?
Now... What were you talkin' about baby? Somethin' bout ass kickin? Cause i like that!
Pissed off even more....she remembered that Lin had moved next door to her... a few days ago.
Oh god!! Help ME!!
C'mon baby! Spank my ass!!

 

by darksoulexile
11-04-04
A few days later
Ok now....where is Misc! That bitch has my money!
Thank god! Take them! They have been annoying me for the past week!
Take them? Why not let them go?
Do you know how much they bitch and complain!! My good side was crazy for making me kidnap them! They are in my closet...
later....
eww..... you forgot to feed them....
oh...god....help us....

 

by darksoulexile
11-04-04
The problems all started a few years ago!
Ow...you would think I would be dead by now... and that this would be affecting my brain... but I is just as "smert" as i is normally is being...
Then... I met that evil bastard.... darksoulexile
Who are you?!
Im darksoulexile... I need a friend....
Oh... I was really fucked up, I just didn't know it then
Ok... AAAAAAAH!!
Hahahaha! Burn!!! I'll.... see you later.

 

by darksoulexile
11-04-04
And so... I had a new ally..... or did I?
Hey! Darksoul
What the hell do you want fool?
I had a cool idea to take over the world....and rule stuff ....you know... kinda like a leader....who.... you know... rules stuff...
Let's take over the world....
Ok.... whatever....
Some of the story is blur.... i don't remember why though...
Put the nail in deeper!! I want to see it back here!
So... this will help me rule the world... me not being so sure though... mmm...i think i like tacos...

 

by darksoulexile
11-04-04
Darksoulexile really loved the idea of taking over the world... I showed him some islands to rule and everything.. he loved it...
France said we cant have their country in a bloodless coup....
I'll get my gun.... I guess we'll have to make it bloody.
I even got a few new members for us... Aurashadow.. and Daughterofhell...
YAY!! WORLD DOMINATION!!
Idiot....
Lin was quick to join us.. it didn't take much persuasion.
Ok... if i join... I get to bitchslap you whenever i feel like it
Ow... fine.. then... i guess so

 

by darksoulexile
11-04-04
After a while... I finally had my army of soldiers who were ready to die at my command for the good of the syndicate...it was perfect...
Will you please die? For me? Pretty please?
No...no...no...are you dumb! Im a freakin' zombie!
There was no one who could stop us.
Ahem...
FIGHT THE POWER! FUCK THE OPPRESSIVE LEADERS!!! EITHER YOU'RE ON MY SIDE... OR YOU LIKE BEASTIALITY! WHICH ONE ARE YOU!
I was in total control of my destiny....
Last words?!
Where are my soldiers!? Lazy bastards....

 

by darksoulexile
11-04-04
There were problems between my associates... but i worked through it... like a good leader
Dude... we need some chicks in the syndicate
I see...
They always seemed like they were at each other's throats...
*AHEM*
Oh... sorry about that...
But... like a good leader... i worked through it... on a side note... Darksoul went missing for a week...
Sorry about that miscommunication MISC... we need some HOT chicks in the syndicate....
I wouldn't start your car for a while...

 

by darksoulexile
11-06-04
Do you take me for an idiot? He was stabbed multiple times and you were the only person in the room with the knife.
What the fuck? I'm telling you.... he slipped and fell on the knife all 27 times... he's sleeping..
Yeah, right...
C'mon.... don't be a bitch all of your life...
Later
Damn... you just got out yesterday...
Me and my smart mouth....

 

by darksoulexile
11-06-04
Anti-Syndicate CHATROOM
MISCSUCKS3323: So... did you read what Daughterofhell wrote on her website about the syndicate..
SynHaterGurl: Yeah...kinda... it sucked
MISCSUCKS3323: Yeah... I know...
SynHaterGurl: That idiot must be out of her mind... the syndicate is nothing but a bunch of losers who will never succeed...
That's it bitch... give me more reasons to kill you...
SynHaterGurl: I mean, how retarded do you have to be to join them?

 

by darksoulexile
11-10-04
Syndicate Hideout..
I got a kickass plan!!!
What is it!?
We should have a kickass party....
I hate parties...
What?! C'mon there's gonna be beer!! Syndicate members only!!!
Wow!!! That kicks ass!!! I knew you weren't as bitchy as Aurashadow said you were...

 

by darksoulexile
11-13-04
The party....
DUDE!!! THIS PARTY ROCKS!!!!
*hic* Whazzu wanfrom mejoo evil one
Where the hell am i?
Who the fuck are you?
Hey *hic* mr pink donkey person thing there *hic* do you want a hug?.... oh god.. im gonna puke...
010100000110100101100101

 

by darksoulexile
11-13-04
Ow... my head hurts....
Oh... I see how it is you little bitch... you have a party and you don't invite me? Im putting your ass back in the closet...
Leave me alone... I have a hangover...
..... so um.... was it fun?
Someone puked in my trashcan....
eew...

 

by darksoulexile
11-13-04
Where the hell am I now?
Damn?! You again?
Is it like halloween or somethin' because that's a crappy costume?
....grr... ~mumble~
Trick or treat... bitch

 

by darksoulexile
11-18-04
Ok... We need to eliminate darksoulexile... he has gone way too far. He is a threat to the syndicate and all mankind.
What did he do?
See he *censored*.... while he *censored* and he *censored* a *censored* on a *censored* with a *censored*
WHAT THE HELL!! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT!!
I cant believed you helped that bastard.
What?! I was drunk at the party too?!

 

by darksoulexile
11-18-04
Then...
So, can you kill him?
Yeah...Yeah...Let the pro handle this...
Later...
Hey... dumbass... *transform*
What the? Do you not know who I am?
THIS IS FUN!
Oh... shit...

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-04
Hell... (duh)
Wow! It sure is big in here...
*yawn*
Im hungry....

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-04
I killed darksoulexile
That's wrong... he was your friend.
Well... you know... peer pressure... and... um.... MTV... and John Kerry told me to do it... but George Bush told me to kill him too...
Well... how did you do it?
Actually, I didn't kill him personally. I sent an assassin.
What! You had your friend killed by an assassin! You should have done it yourself. You wimpy little sissy man!

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-04
Jim, Satan's assisstant... and Satan.
Hey, have you seen that new guy.... Darksoulexile?
Yes... yes I have... he doesn't seem to be fitting in.
He just seems to be breaking all the rules down here... even the basic ones.
I know... I can't stand it anymore! He's going to ruin my reputation... HEY WAIT!!.. How the fuck did he get snow down here?
I'm naming you Mr. Muffins...

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-04
Jim, Satan's assisstant... and Satan.
Hey, have you seen that new guy.... Darksoulexile?
Yes... yes I have... he doesn't seem to be fitting in.
He just seems to be breaking all the rules down here... even the basic ones.
I know... I can't stand it anymore! He's going to ruin my reputation... HEY WAIT!!.. How the fuck did he get snow down here?
I'm naming you Mr. Muffins...

 

by darksoulexile
11-20-04
Hey... are you my new right hand man... or lady... person... something.
Um... I dont.. know... I just got here... and I dont know how.. ah.. ah.. ah... *ACHOO!*
Whoa.. you can get high off of those smoke fumes...
Look... it's Xena!
Stupid fool.. my name is Elizabeth. C'mon... Let's go... my sword thirsts for the blood of the innocent...

 

by darksoulexile
11-20-04
I used the cream and.. OH...This is the MNAD special news report... Im Rednal Otecay..
and Im Courtney Yentruoc... Today's top story... The masscre in downtown.
Yes... It seems that a person named Elizabeth has gone on a murdering spree in the middle of the city....
She has already eliminated half of the Police Force, SWAT teams, FBI, and I think she is looking for to take out the A-team also...
The remaining police force has stated that she may be responsible for the Darksoulexile murder.
Whoa! She killed Darksoulexile?!... Man... That *bleep* is crazy....

 

by darksoulexile
11-20-04
YOUR BLOOD SHALL STAIN MY SWORD! ALL HAIL ELIZABETH!.... ah... ah...*ACHOO!*
later
Eh... What happened here... Wasn't I just talking to some guy? Hey... there you are...
Leave me and my trashcan alone in peace... No more random murders... too many... too much blood....
she sneezes again..
MISC! The vile ones have placed you inside of a trashcan of despair... I will not stand for this... The streets will run red with blood one again! Follow Me!
Lin! Help Me!!!

 

by darksoulexile
11-20-04
Hell
Oh.. great... it's you again...
This place is so much fun!! I love it here!
You're not supposed to like it here... this is eternal damnation!
People like you piss me off.... You strut around here like you own the place!
I do own this place!!
Yeah right... you are such a whiny little bitch...

 

by darksoulexile
11-23-04
Syndicate HQ.
MISC.... *gasp* *wheeze* you have.... to help.... me
What's wrong Lin?
She's.... trying..... to.... kill.... me... OH SHIT.... HERE SHE COMES.... GOTTA... GO!
Oh, don't worry... she's just playing...
MISC! As soon as I kill the one with the ears of a cat... we shall feast like kings on Thanksgiving!
Oh... god.

 

by darksoulexile
11-23-04
Damn... It's almost that time of the year again... I hate Thanksgiving...
Why?
See... One year....Santa ate too much... and he got too drunk... and you see... he took me... behind Santa's workshop... and... he *censored* me!
What did you do?
I cant say much... but I can say this... two extra chestnuts were roasting over an open fire later that year...
Remind me to stay on your good side...

 

by darksoulexile
11-24-04
Can I have some free time? This place is boring....
No, why arent you being tortured?
I got bored and left... I want something else to do!
Like I said... this is eternal damnation! You are not supposed to like it here! It'll be a cold day in hell before I let you have any free time!
Later...
WHEE!!!
.....Why?... Why did he have to die and end up here?

 

by darksoulexile
11-24-04
Have you seen that new girl?
Yeah.. she's a quiet girl... she seems very shy...
Yeah right! She chased me with her sword for an hour before Misc stopped her...
What are you talking about? She's just a schoolgirl.
I hate you...
What did I do?

 

by darksoulexile
11-24-04
And now... a word from Misc Commander
hmmm...
Turtlewax...

 

by darksoulexile
11-26-04
between heaven and hell....
C'mon... you're an Angel! Me and you are like brothers... in a twisted sort of way.... take him!
What's wrong with him? What did he do?
Um... nothing.. he just... well... he's too nice to be in Hell with me...
Fine then... I guess so... send him up.
Later... in heaven.
What have I done?
Hey... Wing-person! Are clouds flammable? Im bored....

 

by darksoulexile
11-29-04
Has this ever happened to you?
Hey... um... you... give... me your... um... lunch money.
Erm... Why are you... picking... on... um... damn what was that line... oh yeah... Me?
Well... if you know a special trick bullying wont be a problem for you anymore!
Huh? Who's talking?
Im not sure.
Just sneeze once... and those little brats won't talk back anymore... and you'll get results!
DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU AGAIN! WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!
3....4....7...5..

 

by darksoulexile
12-08-04
We must strike now!
Huh? Watchootalkinbout Liz?
They are planning to attack us.... they just moved in across the street! I ask for your permission to strike first!
Well... sure go ahead..
The Salvation Army will rue the day the decided to mess with the Syndicate!
Oh god... what have I done...

 

by darksoulexile
12-13-04
Damn... I can't think of anything... Ooooh! Wait! What if I kill my character!? No... wait... I did that...
How about a long drawn out story with a disappointing ending... I can lock everyone in a bathroom!
Ah.... screw this... im gonna go look at some porn.

 

by darksoulexile
12-13-04
I decided to call Fuzzy to get some ideas for the comic.
Hey Fuzzy! I need some ideas for the comic...
Why are you calling me? Isn't this long distance?
Some help she was...
Well... um... I just thought...
Leave me alone! Im watching anime! Baka Baka....Kawaii!
God...I hate you..
Bye Bye! Im going to go write about my fabulous life of boys and anime on my livejournal... ta-ta!

 

by darksoulexile
12-14-04
Hey MISC...
Hey Dark... what's up... how is death?
It tickles at first but eventually you get used to it...
Oh... that's cool... I'll see you later then...
Wait... what the hell?
Um... ok.. I think I need to sit down now...

 

by darksoulexile
12-14-04
Hey Lin! Im back from the dead..
What! Why! When did this happen?
Just a few minutes ago... Hell sent me to heaven because I was to good... then heaven said that someone of my quality belongs back on Earth...
Stop lying you dumbass... tell me the truth..
FINE THEN...*sniff* They said they didn't want me...
Hahaha.... loser...

 

by darksoulexile
12-14-04
So this is my gravesite...
Rest in peace darksoulexile... yadda yadda yadda... anyway..
Hey... I wonder if im still down there... I left 20 bucks in my wallet.... where's that shovel?

 

by darksoulexile
12-14-04
Somewhere...
Where am I? Im afraid! I need someone to help me!
Oh! Yes! It is my true love MISC... oh... I cry everytime I am without you..
Alas... I cry when I am without you too... My love burns with the intensity of a thousand suns...
Eww... what the hell am I thinking?

 

by darksoulexile
12-14-04
What the hell do you want bitch?
Fuzzy... I love you so much! I want to be with you forever until the day I die! Will you marry me! I am a hopeless loser without you!
Die!!! Mothafucka! I hate you!
NOOOOO!
At Alex's School....
Alas.. he will never truly know how I feel about him...

 

by darksoulexile
12-14-04
What the hell do you want bitch?
Fuzzy... I love you so much! I want to be with you forever until the day I die! Will you marry me! I am a hopeless loser without you!
Die!!! Mothafucka! I hate you!
NOOOOO!
At Alex's School....
Alas.. he will never truly know how I feel about him...

 

by darksoulexile
12-14-04
Darksoulexile.... what the hell are these latest comics about? Im starting to worry about you...
You're nothing but a sick little bastard who... is... going... to... um... what the hell is that?
Later...
Hiya! Im the new MISC... Darksoulexile is quite possibly a creative genius who's ideas are new and cutting edge! Hee-Hee!

 

by darksoulexile
12-15-04
Sorry sir...
Hey! What the fuck happened... i thought he was supposed to be dead!
Well... he was... but... he was an annoying dead guy.... c'mon... I mean the guy robbed Jesus!
I don't care! He needs to be dead you moron! You are the worst grim reaper ever!
Hey... watch your mouth... If I can recall.. a certain someone is a bit overdue for a dirtnap..
Hey! Um... don't dwell in the past dude... it's not healthy

 

by darksoulexile
12-16-04
I have an idea... lets go on a trip out of town...
Where are you planning to go?
Um... a small island off the coast of Austrailia...
Austrailia?
Yeah...
This is going to end up horribly... i just know it...

 

by darksoulexile
12-18-04
I knew something was going to go wrong... so why did I come?
We're gonna die!!!! AAAAAAAH!
Did you notice that I detonated my bomb!!! IT WAS TEH COOLNESS!
Jesus Christ.... someone help me...
Eh?
Im not helping you with shit! Handle your own damn problems!

 

by darksoulexile
12-18-04
I LOVE ANIME SOOOO MUCH! It's the coolest thing in the world...
Really now... What's your favorite... random idiot girl off the street who is supposed to be talking about the DAMN PLANE CRASH!
Well... I love all types of anime... anime is 4 evar!
You even like hentai?
Ewww.... hentai is gross!
Awww man...

 

by darksoulexile
12-19-04
Somewhere in the netherworld...
*gasp*.... youre stronger than me... I am weak... to think.. I was beaten by a chicken...
Eh? What the hell is she talking about... I was just sitting here.
I must now commit seppukku to end my horrible shame.
Ack!
In the real world at Alex's house
What the fuck is that shit? I killed myself! I swear.... sometimes I hate this fucking comic.

 

by darksoulexile
12-19-04
Here lies Aurashadow... who was known by the people who knew her.... and....um...
5 min later...
She.... was.... a... well loved girl who.....loved everyone....
Darksoulexile... why haven't you stop dancing on her body even though it's in the hole...
Dude... it's fun! Jump on in!

 

by darksoulexile
12-19-04
Undersea... after the planecrash...
Wow... this is under the ocean...
Why can we talk normally underwater?
Smell that undersea air! Ahh... it smells good...
How the hell can we breathe here?
ahh... that feels good...
HOW THE HELL DID YOU BURST INTO FLAME!?

 

by darksoulexile
12-22-04
So... what do you think of the bottom of the ocean? I love it... it makes fishing with explosives easier...
It's not that great... It smells like fish.... I can't be here for too long... so Im going to find a way to the surface.
Later...
Oh... shit... what happened to you? Do you need any help?
*Blurgle Blurgle Blurgle* (Translation: YES I NEED HELP! Thank god that you came! I am in your debt)
Dude... you don't have to insult me like that! I was just trying to help... damn oceaners...
*Blurgle Blurgle Blaargh* (Translation: I'm running out of air... Blaargh!)

 

by darksoulexile
12-22-04
I have avenged my shame by killing myself... I see they have sent me to the place you go for suicide... Purgatory!
Hey man... my name is Fuzzy Jello... it's been a while since I've seen new face. You smoked alot of Rabid Sunflower's stash too huh?
No... Not really... My name is Aurashadow.. I just got here... how long have you been here?
For a while... I need this high to wear off though... woodstock 69' is about to start. This place is too trippy for me man...
Um... it's 2004... and you get sent here if you commit suicide.
Dude... I was smoking too much! I fucking OD'd!

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