Why the reindeer hates Thanksgiving....

Author: darksoulexile

Date: November 23, 2004

by darksoulexile
11-23-04
Damn... It's almost that time of the year again... I hate Thanksgiving...
Why?
See... One year....Santa ate too much... and he got too drunk... and you see... he took me... behind Santa's workshop... and... he *censored* me!
What did you do?
I cant say much... but I can say this... two extra chestnuts were roasting over an open fire later that year...
Remind me to stay on your good side...