All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
6-27-02
You're the reason your mother left us!
I know.
can I borrow the car?

 

by dcomposed
7-04-02
My first day at work for old man Dominguez. I sure am nervous.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PROPERTY YOU FUCKING LITTLE CUNT OR ILL FUCKING CALL THE FUCKING COPS!
alright. see you tomorrow.
seemed like a nice guy...

 

by dcomposed
7-06-02
Sweet dreams are made of cheese...
...the best cheese is vietnemese...
my cheese was stolen... by some ghetto g's

 

by dcomposed
7-14-02
Mum! I'm scared! Something's happening to me! Look!
Son, they're called pubic hairs, you get them when you become a big boy.
Phew. Yes! I'm a big boy now!
How do you explain my being a dragon?

 

by dcomposed
7-15-02
Butch couldn't decide wether to pay the five dollah or just kill her first,

 

by dcomposed
7-15-02
No matter how hard he tried, butch always had parts lef over.

 

by dcomposed
7-29-02
I want to have sex with you, Jesus!
How old are you?
3
Sorry little girl, your way to old for me.
For a 2000 year old man, Jesus sure is choosy!

 

by dcomposed
7-29-02
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
YEAH! Give it to me Tobor!
Fuck! Dad must have taped over my cowboy physics tape with his home movies!

 

by dcomposed
7-29-02
Hey Clango, do you remember that time we played the Husband and Wife Game?
I think I'll be the husband!
Great! bend over so your wife can cornhole you!
what? that's not fair wives don't have cocks!
You should have thought of that before you chose husband.

 

by dcomposed
8-09-02
I already told you no, you can't eat my baby!.

 

by dcomposed
8-18-02
As you can see, good haircuts weren't invented back then.
Why isn't he wearing pants? weren't they invented?
No, they had pants. The guy who made this model has problems.
It must have been cold 65 million years ago.

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
1985 - dcomposed conceived
Honey, I'm pregnant!
I didn't say you were the father.

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
1995 - dcomposed - aged ten
Hey Maw! Dad's back!
So, dad... can I have some money?
I like yer shorts! why don't you take 'em off!

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
2000 - dcomposed - aged thirteen
Hey, son. I'm going to Canada to be with my women. Order yourself a pizza for dinner.
And stay away from my beer!

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
2002 - dcomposed - aged fifteen
Hi.
fuck you.
Hi.
Get away from me psycho!
Hi.
Hi, hows it goi.. hey, what're you're hands doing down there?

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
2002- dcomposed still fifteen
Burn everything!
can do.
I don't need perants to guide me, my hallucinations are doing a great job of raising me.

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
Dad! you came back, again!
Damn right I came back! now shut your hole and make me some food!
I love you, dad.
Spare the hippie shit, son. If I want love I'll buy a hooker. what I want is some fucking dinner.
And get me a fucking beer while you're at it!

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
Hi dad!
I know you only hit me 'cause you love me.
No. It's 'cause you're a lazy fucking faggot, get a job you fucking hippie or I'll beat you like I'm Andre the Giant and you're some little pussy who can get beaten by Andre the Giant.

 

by dcomposed
9-03-02
What the fuck is this? fucking wrestling! wrestling is for fags! you like watching half naked guys roll around in a ring with each other? you fucking disgust me! here, put this on.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! son, pull down my pants! I'm feeling horny!
oooh! aaaah! FUCK ME! YEAH! I LIKE IT IN MY ASS!

 

by dcomposed
9-13-02
Hello, my name is William D. Composed. No, it's not really, I just need to finish the series that I started.
You see, when I wrote my life story I seem to have left some stuff out. actually all I included was me and my dad, not much of a life story is it?
I've been kicked out of 3 schools in a span of 6 months. since then I havn't bothered going back. now I'm just another unemployed drug adict.
[through the magic of comic editing, I can edit out the personal stuff]
[through the magic of comic editing, I can edit out the personal stuff]
[through the magic of comic editing, I can edit out the personal stuff] and then I found stripcreator.

 

by dcomposed
9-13-02
Any member of the female gender is likely to be scared of me, I don't know why and so far my virginity stays intact.
[through the magic of comic editing, I can edit out the personal stuff] I just want to rap.
yep... uh... there's still two panels left.
I wake up at about 11am every morning, go about my buisness (no, not masturbating) then sleep some more. you probably understand the concept.
Last night ObiJo told me that my dad was a turd monkey. I never realised untill now. now I have to kill him and dump him in a ceptic tank.
This has been dcomposed's life story. all true.

 

by dcomposed
9-13-02
Bye dad, I'll come visit you for christmas.

 

by dcomposed
9-13-02
It's pretty good without my dad here, I get to watch whatever I want.
"But Jasmine is our daughter! we can't just leave her here to die!" "Shutup Muriel".
there is a knock at the door.
Who are you?
I'm from the government, without a legal gardien we have to take you to an orphanage.
Can I watch the rest of Days of our Lives first?
I don't see why not.

 

by dcomposed
9-15-02
Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bobby and arested a pirate?
You're under arrest.
ARRRRRRRR SHIT!
yeah, I think so.

 

by dcomposed
9-15-02
So this is an orphanage?
Looks kind of like a prison.
10 years later.
moh

 

by dcomposed
9-15-02
time for a change of scenery.

 

by dcomposed
9-16-02
Hi dcomposed, glad you could make it. hey look! It's ObiJo and kramer_vs_kramer!
Hi guys!
I tell ya, the traffic was a real bitch driving over.
why did I come here?
Hi, sub_m7!
Hello JrnymnNate, welcome to Austria!

 

by dcomposed
9-16-02
Hey sub-m7, I wasn't going to come but your mom offered my five bucks.
http://www.sub-m7.official.ws
Hi sub_m7!
http://www.bio4ema.tk
Wanna see up me kilt, laddie?
http://www.real aitechnologies.soft-ware.de/

 

by dcomposed
9-16-02
Hi my name is bio4ema aka sub_TAF aka sub_m7 aka clone[77] aka ppp5000 aka ppp555 aka error3000 aka elektronik aka bank aka.....
Yeah, whatever. I was going past and I thought maybe you could give me directi...
....aka afru2 aka subjektTonArtFilm aka 7months aka DJDC aka KlangDichte aka experience 57k aka 1s aka N6 aka G.Perlhuhn...
I'm in a hurry and I need to know how to...
...aka JS_SBG aka SNOT aka inTense aka PerfACT aka real_AI_technologies aka assembler active aka smartFX. now what was it you wanted? hey, where'd he go?

 

by dcomposed
9-18-02
this strip was not stolen from an IRC conversation with DexX and ObiJo.
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
BOOBIES!

 

by dcomposed
9-18-02
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, Ha!
KER-TRANS-FORM!
Decepticons!
Where the fuck is the beer?

 

by dcomposed
9-19-02
...hcnar eht ta yad enO
"!sevlesmeth yb snotivarg etareneg annog t'nia senibrut rotor meht ,lleW" ,syas I oS.
!aH ,aH
?tuoba gniklat uoy era kcuf eht tahW

 

by dcomposed
9-26-02
I saw Satan doing something very unusual over by the snack table.
And what was Satan doing over by the snack table?
He was drinking a gallon of milk. And that is a rather unusual thing for a guy from HELL, where it is very hot, to be drinkning milk, which tends to be cold.
So your saying that because Satan likes milk he's respnsible for this murder and I should arrest him?
No, I want you to tell him to save me some.

 

by dcomposed
9-30-02
We are in Antarctica. It is fun.
Oh no! now we are in hell!

 

by dcomposed
9-30-02
Hell isn't all that great. But at least we're not in Frankston.
Yes you are.
Wow. I really couldn't see the difference.

 

by dcomposed
10-09-02
Hello Mr. Pot
Hi there Mr. Kettle.
Having a nice day?
Shut up!
You black bastard.

 

by dcomposed
10-09-02
You Blinked!
DAMN!

 

by dcomposed
10-15-02
I will shoot some people now.
There is too many people represented by indy pete. so I am changing to smoking dinosaur. uh, fuck akirajim.
Ha! I am not dcomposed, I am dcomposed.

 

by dcomposed
10-17-02
VRRRMRRRRRVRRRR!
BEEP! WOOSH!
Well, this is my floor. seeya.
SCHWOPAW!

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
Hey lenny, wanna hear a joke?
ok.
What's the difference between George Bush and the San Fransisco Giants?
I don't know. what?
George bush is good at his job!

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
RAAAR! TOBOR HAVE ANOTHER JOKE!
ok.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RON JEREMY AND BARRY BONDS?
I don't know, Tobor.
Jeff Kent, the baseball player.
RAAAR! RON JEREMY FUCKS CUNT, BARRY BONDS FUCKS KENT!

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
RAAAR! WHAT IS THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN JOHN WAYNE GACY AND BARRY BONDS!
what?
BARRY BONDS PLAYS BASEBALL!
RAAAARRRHAAR RRAHARR!

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
HEY LENNY, ANOTHER JOKE!
Really? I didn't see that coming.
RAAAR! WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SFGIANTS.COM AND SUB_M7'S WEBSITE?
I don't know.
RAAAAR! SUB_M7'S WEBSITE IS MORE INTERESTING!

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HELL AND SAN FRANSISCO?
I don't know. why don't you tell me?
RAAAAAAR! SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT IN HELL!
Really? That seems rather strange.
RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE LENNY!
uh oh.

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
RAAAR! WOULD LENNY LIKE YO HEAR WNOTHER JOKE?
no.
RAAAAR! WHY DOES BARRY BONDS WEAR EAR RINGS?
I said no.
BECAUSE HE'S A FAG! RAAAHAHAHAHA!

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
RAAAAAR! WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS AND A DEAD OLD LADY?
THE DEAD OLD LADY IS A BETTER BASEBALL PLAYER!
LENNY?
Oh, I'm sorry. Ha ha. it was funny.

 

by dcomposed
10-24-02
HEY LENNY! TOBOR IS WATCHING THE WORLD SERIES AND SEES BARRY BONDS HAS 3 BALLS!
How many strikes?
TOBOR MEANT TESTICLES!

 

by dcomposed
10-25-02
Hey, I'd like to buy some white skin.
$43.

 

by dcomposed
10-25-02
I'm pregnant!
Never to late to use a rubber.

 

by dcomposed
10-25-02
Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a cat and sold a car to a cow?
Would you like to buy a car?
Yeah, I think so.

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