All comics by delapore

 

by delapore
8-17-03
His brain and his tail,
I'm fine. I was born in 1053 and crucified in 1086. Wait a minute that doesn't seem quite right. Let us keep the feast. My back now has this ungodly fingers searching for food.
Oh, that's only my Digimon Lord Jesus. He is quite harmless. I call him Catherine The Great.
Cathy once produced rats.
Ling Ling Bathery, will you stop this shenanigans! Can't you see I'm in sacrificial pain.
So sorry Lord Jesus. It won't happen again. Come here Cathy.
Scratching through, a certain yellow in the wallpaper. Green Vincent. Green.
Thank you my servant love.
No problem. Personal Bankruptcy. No problem Ling Ling Bathery can help.

 

by delapore
8-17-03
Bloody Mary,
And I sleep. The dawn is around the cornerstone. I need a jacket. It's cold here. Outside.
Lord Jesus please forgive me of my sins.
Bloody Mary,
I forgive you Ling Ling Bathery. Just don't be a snotty little foreign exchange student.
Candy Lord Jesus. I'm going to sell candy to raise money for seasick children all around the world.
Bloody Mary,
Hey that's not a bad idea. What about crucufied revolutionary men like Sparticus or Willem DeFoe.
I'm still waiting for my check. Coffee and a thirst of knowledge. No finger food here. Pop Eye. Blacksox. Nightmares come in two.

 

by delapore
8-17-03
Stardust,
Sunday morning, oh what a beautiful morning. The day of rest Ling Ling Bathry. Except for me. People's lives leave me no choice but to let them wander into traffic.
I don't understand Lord Jesus? I need to go pee pee.
I use to go there,
Me either. I can't wait for my $2.99 Ny Steak and Eggs at The Orleans. Cheap, I like that.
Oh boy we're going to The Orleans for breakfast. Wait a minute. Lord Jesus it's 1:39 in the afternoon. Do you think they still serve the breakfast special?
until the day I saw the world.
Ahhhhh! Rats Ass! I only have five bucks. Gramm Crackers and coffee, do you like Gramm crackers and coffee smartass!
Lord Jesus my stomach hurts. I think the acid juices and worms are eating through my innards. Black coffee is not good for a growing twelve year old Oriental student of medicine.

 

by delapore
8-17-03
Mr. E's hot summer day,
The timeless cycle of life Ling Ling Bathry. Oft-repeated, around and around-the-clock. It is essential that you understand the qualities of your family name.
I want to go to the Fashion Show Mall.
I believe in miracles,
Silence! The artist's own Interpretation of this piece Is illuminating. 'Its particular elements and relationships were motivated by the idea that any arbitrary subset of life can also represent fire.
Lord Jesus, why do you talk in languages that I don't understand?
Snowfalling at the UMC clinic.
I think you know damn well what the hell I'm talking about, I blame you and all Orientals for Genghis Khan's brutalities in Eastern Europe. Gap Kids will not be seeing Ling Ling Bathry today ha!
Oh please, please Lord Jesus, I promise to be good. Please take me to the Fashion Show Mall. I'll scrub the kitchen floor.

 

by delapore
8-17-03
Beyond the Jalapeño,
Since I started. Skeletor once visited me here in Cavalry. Did you hear that Ling Ling Bathry. I said--ah what's the use. I'm stuck on this tree.
What Lord Jesus? Could you repeat that?
there lives a Chef Alton Brown,
I've decided to restrict my daily alcohol intake to 9-11 I wanted more. Water will be my wine. And wine will be my alcohol. Red wine and a barnful of Bush.
What is a Bush Lord Jesus?
a mild-mannered therapist.
What did I do to deserve this. Why! why can't it be, oh can't it be me! Ling Ling Bathry grab your sandals we're going to the Fashion Show Mall.
Oh Goody. Lord Jesus takes care of us all. Alcohol should be moderately monitored. Bon appetit!

 

by delapore
8-17-03
Welcome to the new Christ the King,
I am the guilty one. That's right Ling Ling Bathry. My own people sold me out. Pontius Pilate will burn in Arkansas. I bury those cockroaches!
You tell 'em Lord Jesus, you tell 'em. Radiohead too, art statements in music yield faggots!
I cut yo ass quicker than a Mexican,
Malignity of men, I did not die for you motherfuckers! I died for me. There's no easy way out sinner. Walk the line. I saw a drunk old lady pissing in a bin. Don't set me off Ling Ling Bathry.
O-Oh, Lord Jesus is in one of his very familiar violent mood swings, be very very careful.
Basic needs. Food and Shelter. Grow old and Die. Heaven Forever and ever Amen. 5:00p Mass (Religious)
I feel dizzy but before freaks fly together, I must say one more thing. I make all the people scream! Thank you. My name is Jesus H. Christ ya'll are going to Hell.
Damn Skippy. We Audi 5000 G.

 

by delapore
8-17-03
Amur or Siberian Tiger,
I feel grit. I feel vonderful. I'm back on the cross, hanging out with birds of prey and fireflies. Yeah, this is the life. The tourists are going back home to Minnesota.
Or are they he, he.
the chickens will get laid,
Shut up Ling Ling Bathry, do not ruin this dusk for me. I think I'm gonna have me a cantelope for dinner tonight. Hee-haw Houston, Texas!
Lord Jesus (pause) what will happen if all the tourists stop coming to Las Vegas? What will happen to the local people?
they hacky sack themselves to death. Network Administrators.
I'll tell ya what will happen. Nothing. The good people of Las Vegas will grow mushrooms in their basements and waterholes until The Mexicans arrive, and then people will start re-frying their young.
So tourism is a crucial economic necessity for the people. The Steve Wynn Collection must be fed to a dying Siberian Tiger with AIDS. The Tiger is not Gay. It was the needle.

 

by delapore
8-18-03
Lamb of God,
The world will never know. Maybe two thousand years from now. (pause) Yeah, who knew. I certainly did not.
What Lord Jesus?
you take away the sins of the world,
Plants. Plants never seen before in this planet will grow. And an energy source will be discovered. Unlimited. No more electricity bills online. The Circle Ling Ling Bathry. The Circle.
I don't understand Lord Jesus.
have mercy on U.S.
I don't either. But there is one thing that I do know, Thom Yorke need to be brutally beaten with a hot smoldering curling iron.
Who is Tom York Lord Jesus? Is he Dewey in Malcolm in the MIddle. You so crazy.

 

by delapore
8-18-03
Arrivals.
Deep in the Southwestern sky, Deep in the Southwest, I think I'm crazy, I think I'm crazy, crazy cos' I've seen the Light.
What did it look like Lord Jesus?
Departures.
It looks to me like a serious case of Paranoid Schizophrenia. But aren't we all. Masses. Masses of different types of people.
What did you say Lord Jesus?
Deals.
They now make up a significant portion of the homeless population; many others are in jail.
I hear ya Lord Jesus, Ted Dibiasi is one of them, he thinks he's a millionaire. And Rowdy Roddy Piper too.

 

by delapore
8-18-03
Beat it.
Crazy, but that's how it goes. Millions of people are breakin' the rules. Or maybe I'm just lazy but that's okay cos' I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn it people like me.
While we on the subject of hoes Lord Jesus, whatever happened to that hoe you used to fuck name Cathy?
No one disappeared.
Ok cathy that hoe was hot. The first peace of pussy that I ever got! She fucked me till I was coming put my nuts in her mouth and started humming. I said shit comense the checking. She started-
Keep it goin, westside westside-
Beat it.
-scratching my dill-bag and said hold up a second. Turned me over on my back gold. Opened up my butt cheeks and started likcing out my asshole.
That is why Lord Jesus is the gangster and Kathleen Johnson of Nazareth my savior thanks ya

 

by delapore
8-18-03
What goes up must come down,
What a Monday morning indeed. Manic. So many scientific theories I can't imagine the probabilities. I don't see my shadow or my mind. I do remember a friend name Al. Circus Circus.
Good morning Lord Jesus what's for breakfast I'm hungry?
all that one can ask is that its predictions should be in agreement with observation.
Do you like cats Ling Ling Bathry? I know of a cat. A certain black stripped orange cat I know. It goes well with mudpies and a certain yellow dog too.
Barney is always playing tricks on Fred to get the yummy cereal because he loves it so much.
"Ascending and Descending"
How about cantelope again. A nicely warmth cantelope dripping corn syrup and yams. Defraud or rob Wells Fargo just like everybody else! DOS.
Teardrop falling in the fire, Lord Jesus my savior has one week left before the Universe terrorizes. I eat my crayolas. Let it flow.Let it flow. Ressurected by the Cold.

 

by delapore
8-18-03
Paradise City.
What shall I do in paradisse. I will apply ice on my back. My back is killing me. No, being crucified is killing me. But one thing for sure, I did lose a lot of weight. I'm cut like a model.
Lord Jesus can I watch TV I'm done with my math homework.
Fly like a bird. Where my homies at.
Sure, just keep it down. I wanna be able to hear the door bell. I'm expecting a hot date.
You're going out with a lady friend Lord Jesus? Is she pretty? What's her name?
Not enough people to go around, Purple trees getting RIP.
Whoa, Nelly not all at once. Well I met her last week. She was by herself weeping all alone, so I bust a move I told her maybe we could go out to Arizona Charlie's after my Resurrection or something.
Lord Jesus can be a swell guy. You just need to relax and invite some friends over and enjoy a nice cold Marijuana ice tea. Eggrolls are good.

 

by delapore
8-19-03
Midnight,
And so the thinking man fears God without being afraid of Him. What about Her? Him Her Who Cares. It's in the way that you use it.
I'm going to sleep now Lord Jesus will you read me a bed time story?
chillin' in AM/PM with my crew and the S1W.
What? stop bothering me I'm talking to myself over here.
But I want a bed time story (whine).
Critque of Judgement. All men are immortals.
All right. There once was a little boy name Blue who blew Michael Jackson. The kid is a fuckin' millionaire, now go to sleep!
I don't get it. Is it because when I sleep I prefer NOT to wear any panties cos' the pillow between my legs make me giggle? And I'm not even Barely Legal?

 

by delapore
8-19-03
LSD IN THE LDS,
Waking up can be the hardest thing. Stay there with your cousin, the elf. Who ran that elite cadre of interstellar law enforcement agents? Who! I won't know. Yesterday won't matter anyway.
Goody good morning Lord Jesus can we go to The Desert Passage and look at isolated sunrdy shop retail clerks?
The Bowel Movement has official begun!
No I'm tired, my head hurts for it dawned on me, in the end, I was killed even deader.
What about the Forum Shops, I want to go look at the colored people.
Defragment! Analyze and Defragment!
Can't you at least for 1/1,ooo,oooth of a second be still? I will throw out the window dear child, now eat your green tea and watch Barney.
Barney? I'm twelve years old. I want to go see 28 Days Later. I heared it's a real documentary. Lord Jesus, the rest of us just move bits from 0 to 1 and vice versa.

 

by delapore
8-19-03
The First Man once said, "Where the hell is everyone."
I never heard those bells ringing, instead the Club at Ra told me I'm a good candidate for a somnambulist cutter like that Irish wake. What to do when money always influences U-ews.
Lord Jesus do you think people one day will achieve peace and harmony?
Then the first woman introduced herself, "Hello I'm Sheila Fay."
I don't know. We're gonna have to wait and see from the Black Community. Giant rocks never hurt anyone. Ling Ling Bathry stop asking me stupid questions!
My teacher in school, Mrs. MacGillicuddy said that there's no such thing as a stupid question, just prejudicial unapologetic answers.
And together they live happily ever after. Hee-haw Houston Texas!
Oh really? Maybe she's right. We need to be better not Good. 1 Billion Muslims, Kill 'em ALL. AIDS in Africa, population control.
Pork is a metaphor for Porky Pig. Roll my teacher in dough. Drink! Drink 'till the lights blink out.

 

by delapore
8-19-03
Beware the Shadows,
There are too many machines with chairs. Ask Sandy. Give water to The Twitty Bird, twittering. I'm ready for classification Ling Ling Bathry.
Lord Jesus, guess what I learned in school today.
A face made of Leather,
What, you smelly yellow belly country girl lined with maple joy.
I learned Sir Isaac Newton first discovered the true nature of color around 1660. And I also learned that repetition, needless to say, means that certain things are repeated.
Huntsville, Texas a woman returns from Elephantine Island.
Well you shut up! You're not making any sense moldmaker, dressmaker. I should beat you with an ovoid saucer shape imitational satirical Colorado cartoon show.
I like to take a peek at my Wonder Woman panties to see if the real Linda Carter would please stand up. Please stand up.

 

by delapore
8-19-03
Failures of the Weimar Republic,
Another day, and I just came from another funeral. I burried Pierrot's plate today. I could ony eat once. Mahi Mahi. One meal a day.
Lord Jesus I want to go to McDonald's, I'm hungry.
niceties of color are ignored in favor of harsh,
You miss the boat Ling Ling Bathry, get use to it. You should get use to it. See it in your head.
But my stomach hurts Lord Jesus. I can't breathe.
biting black lines.
It's all right Ling Ling Bathry, just think nice thoughts. It works you know. I do it all the time every time they jab me on my side.
Another day, it's just another day. Sometimes no electricity Lord Jesus. Where is my green lantern. My Jordan.

 

by delapore
8-19-03
Golden section points,
i remember in someone else's mind five white crosses on the side of the road. Hanging around, I'm killing time. Ling Ling Bathry these are the mysteries of Light.
Thank you Lord Jesus.
renewed interestingly in mathematically formulated porportional scaling.
The circle's center is the navel. Ling Ling Bathry don't let me down. I hang in most people's walls. I hang. I've been hanging for so many centuries. I'm use to it by now.
I'm going to sleep now Lord Jesus. I will dream. I will dream Food 4 Less.
The Human Figure.
That's my girl. That's my Ling Ling Bathry. Take a nice warm blood bath.
One sheep, two sheeps, three sheeps...six billion and eighty-eight sheeps

 

by delapore
8-20-03
Hello there, if I may step off my comic strip character. Hi, I'm Brad Pitt and I play the zany paranoid schizophrenic Lord Jesus here at stripcreator.com/delapore.
And I'm Jennifer Aniston, I play the adopted Chinese Ling Ling Bathry. My husband and I would like to take this opportunity to briefly discuss the art of comic stripping.
Thanks Jen. You have three panels to tell a joke or send a heart warming message. We ourselves are Non-donors to this wonderful website stripcreator.com and would like to suggest a few tips for-
-let me finish that sweetheart. For, for polishing that crucial delicate punchline that is so vital for comic strip audienceship.
We suggest for the first panel: the set-up. Then for the second: the delivery, and finally the third, that ever elusive punchline right to the kneecap, a line that reaffirms our World Peace Idealogy.
So simple, yet so delicately tough to negotiate. Just focus. And if you've got a little Rhythmic American Poetry in you, then by gosh darn it put it in the mix. Remember Kp your stool alive. Bye now.

 

by delapore
8-20-03
Do whales sing about love?
The girls involved won't talk because they fear for their lives - it's the dark side of P. Tell me what you've heard Ling Ling Bathry. Good Wednesday.
Good morning Lord Jesus. I slept like a baby.
or are they just looking to pick a fight?
I tried to get some sleep myself Ling Ling Bathry, but the nails once again ripped through my hands. I told those damn Revisionists, the wrist damn it, nail it to the wrist!
Oh are you all right Lord Jesus? Did you want me to get you some band aids?
A humpback whale comes up for air.
I'm perfectly all right sweet child o' mine. I have the same mutant healing power as Logan. I don't have his claws though. I only have my Love for the littlle Earth people and humpback whales too.
I can't wait for winter Lord Jesus. I can't wait to go up to Mt. Charleston, I can't wait cos' I still don't know where that darn soul is. Things seen as beautiful.

 

by delapore
8-21-03
Joy to die VORLD!
To fight for the right. No matter how hopeless. Ling Ling Bathry I don't believe in wars anymore. I believe in a slow Modernity where dreams really do come true.
Lord Jesus I think we're out of Lotus Tea. Can we go to Starbucks and get some more?
The Vorld Vas Made.
Oh yeah you're right. Let me get my car keys. Oh silly me I don't know what the hell you're a talking about! I'm Jesus Christ of Nazareth a man that existed 2000 years ago. No speak Ingles.
Yeah you do, how come you can understand me Lord Jesus?
Gunther! get me my hammer. I believe it's hammer time.
Oh there's no fooling you 21st Century Men and Women. We truly are trancending. Any who, how about we walk to Starbucks. I can see Mars from here.
Lord Jesus is starting a company, a young company dedicated to making walks with your children safer and more enjoyable. Don't be a FARTAHOLIC Inc.

 

by delapore
8-21-03
OK enough with the sadness,
I can still remember my first girlfriend. Her name was Bernice of Bethlehem. Strange, everytime we had pre-maritial sex, she would scream, "C'mon and beat me Daddy!"
Why would she say that Lord Jesus, does her daddy not love her?
stay Groovy, stay free, NO drugs NO party.
I don't think so. Everytime I'm over at her place drinking Darat al Funun chocolate goat's milk, her dad, Larry of Bethlehem seemed pretty cool to me.
Lord Jesus? What is 'In the heat of the moment'?
Ass shakin' the chandelier. Bonsiur mademoiselle.
Well, I shouldn't be tellin' you this. Since you're twelve years old now, I guess so. The heat of the moment is when you scream AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! take that in the face you dirty girl.
Now I know and knowing is ALWAYS, half the battle. Northside niggers we ya at? Booties at Drais. No questions just Musty Nasties.

 

by delapore
8-21-03
As an equal can I get this through to you.
Thursday I'm going to Babies. Ling Ling Bathry I'm gonna call Alicia, she'll be your babysitter tonight. I need to call my hook ups. Larry Johnson and Harry Allen.
How come you always go out Lord Jesus?
Did you hear? or Did you not see that piebald.
Well Ling Ling Bathry, I'm over 21. In Vegas that means: the cat has got my tongue and it will never stop. It also means jam jam here comes the man, Boulder City here comes Michael Jordan.
I don't like Alicia. She's mean. I'm old enough to be by myself.
Picturephone what a great Invention.
There will be no arguing with signposts Ling Ling Bathry. There will be times when I don't know if I can focus on breathing. It just feels so good to lie there.
I hate you! I hate you! I'm going to my room. I will hold my breath until I can't breathe anymore. Nougatine Lord Jesus, it's your wife and it's your life.

 

by delapore
8-21-03
It is NOT who we're facing,
Ling Ling Bathry I'm going now cyclone rangeress almond eye bowl-shaper. Be good Lord Jesus will be right back. Babies, I love your number.
Lord Jesus could you at least bring me back some Godiva chocolate and Marshall's and Malkmus' Dan Ranks, they seemed to have forgotten.
The Great Book.
They certainly have Ling Ling Bathry. Blood money can't be made on Aberdeen's Malaisse, don't they know cell physiology?
I learned in C-SPAN this morning that Professionalism is at an all time High. Filth will never die. The 90's I could've have been a Bartender at O'Shea's.
It can heal when It wants to.
Did you hit your head on the side table Ling Ling Bathry, you're only twelve years old. You can't serve alcohol.
Oh I nearly forgot Lord Jesus, the MGM Arena will be conducting the next Star-Search for Q. The next generation. Anonymen. Elko County. USA! USA! X on the flex here it now.

 

by delapore
8-21-03
The Way begot One,
Got a picture of your house. Black and White. Where is my Gucci hair gel. I gotta have my Gucci, the ladies are calling me El Rancho rrrrr. Short I like 'em short. Face Down.
Oh brother, Lord Jesus when are you gonna go?
Studio 54 Monday nights Adam and Eve,
Hey, hold on, hold on for one more day Chicklet, Lord Jesus has gotta look like the Daddy Mac that makes ya wanna jumprope 100 times in P.E.
I think the freezer is broken Lord Jesus. All the ice cubes have melted. The cheese cake is drippy. Alicia won't let me watch Buffy.
And I'm only a 12th Generation.
Listen Ling Ling Bathry, Alicia is in charge now. She is my eyes and ears, don't let her beep me cos' if I ever have to come back I swear to God Hell will freeze offa. All righty tidy!
I want to watch Ice Age Alicia. I heard David Duchovny plays a nappy Dr Mick Frogley, Lecturer in Physical Geography at the University of Sussex. Bam! Bam! Cereal no good.

 

by delapore
8-22-03
Very well, very well, Mark Slaughter is in da house,
I think the ladies are afraid of my shirt. I wasn't gettin' any action at Babies Ling Ling Bathry. I used that line,"It's me! It's me! Jesus fuckin' Christ, Utah! I love Utah!" I just Bobbed my Head.
You're back Lord Jesus. Alicia and I made gingerbread cookies. I put one in my dollhouse & One on One in my incubator room.
let us ALL keep it on the down low,
I didn't know you had an incubator room. Anyways, I think I'm going to nail myself again. This cross is made of fine handcrafted wood. Sleep, the final frontier.
Lord Jesus do you want some gingerbread cookies? Here I made some especially for you.
painless, new technology, the secret gently removes. If you tell anyone I will kill you.
Hmmm Si fantastico, The Wheel of Destiny speaks.
Lord Jesus is neither high nor low. He's just a fraction away from eating an omelet. Late breakfast at White Cross Prescription Drugs.

 

by delapore
8-22-03
Midnight Club III Americana,
Nowhere to turn for help. All we really need is Love and Pain. The need is urgent, or a massage chair, God created Brookstone on the third day, my Father, the passion-maker.
Lord Jesus, you're not tired? Great! you can read me a bedtime story.
the Bears of Central Florida invite you to join us.
Ling Ling Bathry you're twelve years old already, isn't a bedtime story a bit childish? How about unplanned weeping Radicalism or Something less alarming or something.
I don't like you're version of Mos Def's sweaty twenty-five cent racoon chair. Ah weee you're stretching my panties.
People everywhere not talking. The sound.
Ride the horsie thats it. Black America here ye Come! The Final Four will start the Second Coming. I'm already here so what the Hell is everybody waitin' for.
Ooo, what's that? It's all angry like Gowey geneology. Lord Jesus I prefer HBO comedy and Making Love in the City like sewer harmonious rats.

 

by delapore
8-22-03
The principles of both worlds are the same,
I am your Lord Jesus. I will not ask you to steal and lie for me. I'm perfectly fine where I am. One person's virtue is another's vice. I'm merely a soft observer.
Steel toe shoe, goody morning Lord Jesus. Thank the Cosmos for Catechumens. It's Friday!
I am a son of Matrilineage, the Eagle and the Turtle way back in Macedonia.
Well hello there Ling Ling Bathry and what a Good Friday it is. Every Friday is a Good Friday to Immortality of Self and Name.
I want to go to Mandalay Bay Lord Jesus. I want to be serve breakfast at Raffles.
Black and Green, do you know what I mean?
Now now dear child of the sweetest vitriol, Lord Jesus has not receive his Government Assistance. We must drink lukewarm coffee again.
This trial of faith more precious than gold, which tried by the fire is merely another man's planets and donuts. Procreate Responsibly and give a piece of Government Cheese to the mouse next door.

 

by delapore
8-22-03
Two observation planes carrying cameras and scientific instruments followed behind Her,
It could never be proven. But of course, information can never prove; it can only be given. This is my last night of summer. Test by Reason, Love is the weapon. Silence. We must learn sign language.
Lord Jesus I can't find my Hello Kitty cap, I've looked everywhere.
The Insane, The Child, and The Id.
Well you stop bothering me Ling Ling Bathry, I'm in my digestive paiute meeting right now. Wear your Christ the King Community yellow hat. We're going to Mexico after this.
I hate that cap! I want my Hello Kitty cap! Help me find it! I won't go until I find my Hello Kitty cap!
The third one does not exist.
Good God! You probably left it in school. I know, we'll stop by The Fashion Show Mall and look at Hello Kitty caps, but we're not going to buy any. We are Broke and we are Poor.
This is MADNESS Lord Jesus! This is MADNESS!

 

by delapore
8-22-03
That's where I wanna go,
No Mas Suicide. Too trendy, just walk the treadmill and drink Evian. Drink my XO cognac and Romanticize. Go visit The Falklands.
Why don't we go there Lord Jesus?
"Flugzeugsignaltafel 'LM'"
Sin City is where we belong Ling Ling Bethry. It's so hard to get by, only if you make it appealing. Go back to School.
I want to go live at The El Cortez Casino.
These walls won't take The Mood.
We must wait for Ocean, soon, soon, it will be set in motion. Visual, No AUDIO. Learn, shape-changer.
I just remembered a punchline. Butt-Pirates of the Carribbean starring Johnny is Deeper than Gallo.

 

by delapore
8-22-03
Once upon a time in another era,
And why didn't Roy just drew and made comic books. And why didn't Gerhard become a photographer. Auctioneer, how do I become a professional millionaire, hungry ghosts and empty shores, Ling Ling.
What is?
"If we can't borrow $200 million, we can't make it through this fiscal year."
I don't know, the Logic of It escapes me.
I miss that show Full House. I thought Uncle Jesse was cute. Why would people want to hurt little Kimmy?
You're a child. You have no idea what you are doing. Can't consent.
Maybe she was a nobody just like everybody, what do you think about that Ling Ling Bathry?
I like Malcolm. I think he's smart. I like it when he says,"Those niggers, those niggers are ruining Everything!"

 

by delapore
8-22-03
I think everybody needs to get away from the house and kids every once in a while,
What is a very common word?
I know! I know!
I love to see you dress before the mirror.
All right Ling Ling Bathry, what is a very common word?
The word "the". The word "the" is a very common word.
I'm blue (da ba dee)
That's why it wasn't included in your search, yes your search for The Holy Grail. It is the Waste Land. The Black Hills. You look a little flushed Ling Ling Bathry!
That's because I'm a toilet! I'm a toilet! I really am! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! Fat chicks and Party hats. Fat chicks and Party hats.

 

by delapore
8-22-03
LOVE is a four letter word,
I've been trying to figure out why most restaurants have tables prepared for an even number of people.
Yeah why is that Lord Jesus?
so freeze foods as quickly as possible,
It is time I accept that my place in the world very well might be occupied by just ME.
What about me Lord Jesus?
because this is just the main portal.
"Anything anytime anyplace for no reason at all."
You're right Lord Jesus. September 11, 2001 New York City is the place where they say, "Hey babe, take a walk on the Yada Yada Yada." Welcome Angels. Welcome.

 

by delapore
8-22-03
And every person I meet is a superhero.
(Yawn) I'm tired. I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly. God was a painter until the world became perfect. Then gone.
God is gone Lord Jesus?
It's true, it saturates the atmosphere so that the Wind dies.
Somewhere, sometimes, any Who. Back to the stars. Our sun is a star. A yellow star.
Twinkle twinkle little star how wonder Lord Jeus, how I wonder.
The Great Mysterio.
The earthworms. The earthworms Ling Ling Bathry. They have all the answers.
But they look so alien under the microscope. My mother used to say,"No, honey, he won't do for bait, he's not an earthworm."

 

by delapore
8-23-03
Devilfish and Stingrays,
Who said, "Custom is no little thing", Ling Ling Bathry?
I don't know.
Desert Wind and Valleys,
Of course you do, you were just watching the Deaf Poets!
Why do they beat their chest Lord Jesus?
There is a place: blubous jellyfish!
Well, it will take about 600 years before we get our Montaigne. This is indeed the Planet of the Apes.
Lord Jesus? Is it true, is it true that once you go MAD you never go back? Hmmm or was is BLACK?

 

by delapore
8-23-03
Haunted Woods.
That was part of my Military Plan.
What Lord Jesus?
Cave Painting.
What? What did I say?
Your Military Plan.
Terror Mountain.
Oh yeah, children and hand grenades, the Americans never stood a chance.
I see what you mean Lord Jesus. It is better to give than to receive.

 

by delapore
8-23-03
Treat it as if it's a real sword,
Oh look an electric storm. Fall must be near. It is easier to make war than to make peace? I beg your pardon. Who let light body in, and why am I holding a joint.
Lord Jesus, what are fluxes anyway and why are they less important? Oh no someone asassinated Sean Lennon!
they too are angulars, eight-steps to freedom.
I have no idea Ling Ling Bathry, I have no idea--although to reach communicational power every living being must sing!
Sing what Lord Jesus?
Gondwana (land)
Sing a bloody song what else you liverwurst voucher baby! Let us sing that Nicaraguan Folksong okey dokey!
I don't know that one Lord Jesus, I do know<"I can't sleep at night, I toss and turn, Listen for da telephone and so on and so forth."> There can only be one Tokyo Blade!

 

by delapore
8-23-03
Lack of interest,
You are indeed the wind beneath my wings Ling Ling Bathry. As I fly into the Techno Color. Closed eyes. I close my eyes. Girl Mormon, you will display to the world what has long been obvious to you.
I know a girl name Jennifer.
Good-bye summer holiday and hello brown shirts!
Is she white and golden and lonely? Because only you can prevent wild slumber parties, or do you? Pimples and Dimples, and morbid stories?
She is my friend in school Lord Jesus. She is one of the saints.
Continuing further means that you understand and accept responsibility for your own actions.
And what is a Utah Jazz. Is it a festival? Is it her Twin Sister? Is it over 100,000 pics? What is it Ling Ling Bathry.
I don't know Lord Jeus. But I do know she is my friend. She is a roister! A bit slow, but faster than an oyster. Dutch Courage. Just Inn, a slinky blue legs.

 

by delapore
8-23-03
And now cheers from a sunny Germany (time to go swimming),
I still could recall, the shouting and the screaming down below. Faster than a nine millimeter, more powerful than a MegaBucks survivor. Arms across my body and America.
Lord Jesus what is that humidity?
¿El uso de la marihuana te ha causado problemas de memoria, concentración o motivación?
Oh, that's just my belly button near the Middle Devonian. I can get so psychotic eating communion bread.
Are you OK Lord Jesus? Your eyes, your eyes, it produces no middle greys.
His voice was reminiscent of Boris Karloff's
I'm perfectly fine Ling Ling Bathry. Let us go to Albertson's and find our Mounds. For G-String Divas got me thinkin' like an animal!
Lord Jesus is somewhere near the "formative years" of galaxy birth and evolution, less than a billion years after the birth of the universe in the Big Bang.

 

by delapore
8-24-03
The Canadian teen was found in Lake Erie looping,
Will you coma knockin' at my door. I think, Ling Ling Bathry, that I'm planning on changin'--I never wanna see you again!
But Lord Jesus, you're all that I've got! What will I do?
HAVE A BEER WITH THE USUAL CROWD!
I was just testin' ya sugar plum soul-taker Davidian. Lord Jesus will always be there for you.
How dark without Mary, Lord Jesus how is your Virgin Mother?
They're basically inverted imperials.
She buried me before I could say,"Poor John F. Kennedy died in '63." New traditions every day, the channel would be different.
Lord Jesus is right when he says,"The departure point was to honour a language which knows no colour limitations." BIOLOGY! CHEMISTRY! AND IT MAKES ME GLAD.

 

by delapore
8-24-03
They were the source of much pain, suffering and death.
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
I totally agree with you Lord Jesus like Oh my God that is so true.
Whisk, honey and apple cider. Slowly add hot wet BOILING oil.
Stop clownin' around Ling Ling Bathry can't you see I'm in a deep non-suicidal thought. Now The Efficiency of human respiration, let me see.
“Sitting in the living room playing for my brother and parents is one thing, this is totally different”, like why do you have to put make-up on that donkey, SNAP CRACKLE AND SCAT FILM?
I WON'T THROW IN THE DEUCE.
I'm serious Ling Ling Bathry, stop messin' with my Pre-bolshevik Pointillist Vatican/Birkenau curly cue. Ouch! Come here you little brat!
You can't catch me, Na na na po po. Lord Jesus is cute especially on April 18th at around 5:15 a.m.

 

by delapore
8-24-03
In Memoriam: Victor Emery,
Because my services are never GUARANTEED. It can only be repeated.
What are you talking about Lord Jesus, like I don't get it.
If you've ever held a job that involves base manual labor.
Are you still in the Valley, Ling Ling Bathry. Could you at least tone it down. My eyes, my eyes they make me want to bleed.
I don't understand why Left Eye had to die Lord Jesus, why? Why must she die and not Mary Tyler Moore or Stan Liebowitz.
Do we dare and reach beyond it?
Because Ling Ling Bathry, it is God's will. And what did I say about unprotected nigger sex? Left Eye ... Ahhhh those days we sorely miss.
Lord Jesus! That is not nice. What if Whitney Houston smoked crack! Wouldn't that just ruin your day. ANSWER ME LORD JESUS! ANSWER ME!

 

by delapore
8-24-03
Attention is also given to traditional African thought,
I tried to find out who were those Angels calling my name. Telling me I should sprinkle sand on my Pringles. Do you like that Ling Ling Bathry?
What, that line? It's okay. You're no Michael Jackson.
but the music was really good so we stayed and danced for awhile.
Why must you hurt me Ling Ling Bathry. Haven't I always been good to the family?
Lamo, I heard that one a long long time ago. Lord Jesus is not funny. Lord Jesus is a Jew.
Do you have a nasty reputation from town to sleepy midwestern town.
Hey! Hey! Don't spread it around. I need a backrub, no what I really need is Methamphetamine from the National Institute on Drug Abuse.
Lord Jesus is sober, Lord Jesus is sober. How does it feel to be love? It feels great!

 

by delapore
8-24-03
If I Can Cook, Then You Know God,
I can't bring you precious stars or paradise, but I can Ling Ling Bathry. I use to be a Merrill Lynch Trader.
Are you a dreamer Lord Jesus like that song?
Fear. I'll change my mind.
I'm a creamer. I cream on people's sad little faces. Don't they know Time Travel? Dreams are for Kids.
I don't get it Lord Jesus, I mean don't you want World Peace and Brotherhood?
The 5th Dimension.
Sure why not, but first you gotta help me escape from the Roman Centurions. I know exactly what to do. During my entombment I'll call up Scotty, then my Mind will be Warped.
I will help you Lord Jesus, but first, the Olson Twins must be stripped search for any narcotics and terrorist activities! To the Bat Cave!

 

by delapore
8-24-03
Can you hear the goodness of the Highway, The Highways.
Once in your life everbody will make sense, but the question will be. What are you doing?
What?
Near the poor side of town.
I am just.
I found a new way to teleport Lord Jesus!
Walking on the street.
Been there, than that, bought the bloody Toga.
You're no fun Lord Jesus. What I can do you already did. I know I'll set there gerbils on fire. Tom Cruise will like that.

 

by delapore
8-24-03
The mind is supposed to be practically void,
Sometimes you see overwhelming round shapes or Shape Shadow(s) visiting. Do not worry. It's only The Uncle Freds, happenings.
Did you just wake up Lord Jesus?
but WE have been recording UR names since 10,923 bc.
Did I Ling Ling Bathry? I could've sworn I saw my very familiar surroundings wrinkling.
What does it mean Lord Jesus when you: The Fall Season begins?
Is there anything for Mrs. Woodcock back there?
It means there's a tunnel under that merrily pond and something is definite, "definitely" going to Burning Man.
A twitty bird once said,"I have been storing these up for eons and now I have a place to showcase them!!!" Who are these people Lord Jesus?

 

by delapore
8-24-03
Car hoods and funny hats,
I smell sweet hot cakes! I smell sweet hot cakes! Ling Ling Bathry.
Lord Jesus the house is empty. There's no one in the kitchen.
so I'm in this Junction heading to AZ and I see a person in the middle of the night.
Why must you ruin it for me Ling Ling Bathry. Sometimes we arrive, sometimes we miss our flight.
Lord Jesus, why do you have to be so Spacey?
He was kicking the desert sand. He didn't care about my black toyota pick-up truck.
I am not spacey Ling Ling Bathry. I have delusions and I have delusions of grandeur, and I have plans to break up Ringo Starr and the All Stars, my Nemesis Enforcers.
Oh brother, The phenomena of mind begins when homo sapiens begins to think. But Lord Jesus can't think without a drink. A Very Superior Old Pal.

 

by delapore
8-24-03
It is generally performed to improve functions,
The Sizzling Vegas Summer Special is making me want to cry Ling Ling Bathry. No more ice cream cones. No more balloons.
There will always be red, white, and blue balloons Lord Jesus, ask the Palms Hotel and Mortuary?
so let us count from one to TEN SILVER AXES.
Bergen-Belsen, Flossenburg, Gundelsheim those were the original Phat Farmers. They feasted ONLY on the Timothy Humble Bluejays and Cassin's Auklet.
What about Farmer John?
As she blankets the media yet again.
Now nothing makes a meal like Farmer John. He once told me,"All other Service State is soft and therefore can be regenerated or recovered in case of loss." Missy, missy she's one fine porcupine.
I don't make fun of fat people Lord Jesus. If you don't have anything nice to say then you shouldn't say it--at all (snob). I like Leo in The Beach.

 

by delapore
8-25-03
Blackout in NY,
Sunday is the night before Monday. Tomorrow the kids will be in school, but you go to school all year round Ling Ling Bathry.
I sure do Lord Jesus. Learning is fun. I don't need summer vacations and Christmas.
a total eclipse of the--all right who farted?
Wait a minute Ling Ling Bathry, you have to celebrate Christmas, that's my birthday.
No Lord Jesus, I looked it up in school and I found out that Christmas is Santa Clause's birthday NOT yours.
My favorite X-Man is Incognito Everyday, Magnito's Judeo Christian Brother.
How did you know Ling Ling Bathry, was it my twitching hands? My birthday actually is on December 31st. I go to the Can Can Room, alone like Kane in Kung Fu.
You shouldn't celebrate your birthday by yourself Lord Jesus. You need friends and relatives. I know, this year we can call up Professor Xavier and the X-Men. Magneto too, even though he's a Jew.

 

by delapore
8-25-03
From early seed stage through IPO,
Prayer and praising, all men raising, sing it like you mean it.
Were you a hyperactive Carpenter's child Lord Jesus?
we all need encouragement. Writing has a certain level of rejection built in.
I was the only child. I also had brothers and sisters. They all turned into Trotsky's written works.
I don't get it?
Truth Gentlemen! Truth and ample Cash.
Of course you don't, you're only a child. You don't know the score. I predict The Philadelphia Eagels will win the SuperBowl. If you win you get to hang on the cross, if I win free beer at C & A!
Are you talking to the fans of the Dallas Cowboys Lord Jesus? Dance Hershell! Dance!

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