I would like to thank the late Rabbi B.C. Shloime Twerski

Author: delapore

Date: August 25, 2003

by delapore
8-25-03
Blackout in NY,
Sunday is the night before Monday. Tomorrow the kids will be in school, but you go to school all year round Ling Ling Bathry.
I sure do Lord Jesus. Learning is fun. I don't need summer vacations and Christmas.
a total eclipse of the--all right who farted?
Wait a minute Ling Ling Bathry, you have to celebrate Christmas, that's my birthday.
No Lord Jesus, I looked it up in school and I found out that Christmas is Santa Clause's birthday NOT yours.
My favorite X-Man is Incognito Everyday, Magnito's Judeo Christian Brother.
How did you know Ling Ling Bathry, was it my twitching hands? My birthday actually is on December 31st. I go to the Can Can Room, alone like Kane in Kung Fu.
You shouldn't celebrate your birthday by yourself Lord Jesus. You need friends and relatives. I know, this year we can call up Professor Xavier and the X-Men. Magneto too, even though he's a Jew.