All comics by dr_dos0016

 

by dr_dos0016
11-29-02
Left: Kevin | Right: Tina
I hope this is my best side...
I hope we have sex tonight...
Left: Arron | Right: Osmoc Jr.
I'm very tall for a baby...
Why does that Arron have a pee-pee and a hoo-hoo?
Left: Damon | Right: Nutty
I like being naked...
NUTS!

 

by dr_dos0016
11-29-02
Left: Kev
Alright! My photo doesn't have any abnormal kids in it!

 

by dr_dos0016
12-01-02
At last, I've been searching for this home since I gave up on the Real NWN game.
Who are you?
You can't fool me! With my necklace of truth your +6 Enchanted Disguise of Woman won't affect me.
You're coming with me, or else I'll have to use my spell of paralyzation.
Sigh, why is it only the strange ones talk to me, but don't have sex?

 

by dr_dos0016
12-01-02
So, if I'm going to be locked in your basement at least tell me your name.
I am Lord Nasher, male human ranger. Born in the southern region of Middle Earth. My father was an Elven Archer, and my mother a human merchant. Who might I ask are you?
I should play along if I want to leave...
Tell me who you are!
I am Princess, uh, Leia! A female human princess?
So... we meet again Leia, this time you die!

 

by dr_dos0016
12-04-02
1145 years from now, the Earth's Dough-Zone layer has deteriorated and doughbal warming melted the polar icing caps.
We're all gonna die as the water rises. Wanna play a final game of Unreal: 8000 Gold?
Actually, I'd prefer sex,but in this modern age games are much more fun.
Land was gone, food was gone, the most efficient things were robots
Your wish is my command.
Make me a sandwich.
One scientist, wanted robots with true feelings, a robot child who could love, love pie and pastries.
I give you "David" he has A.PIE intelligence. He will grow to love those who feed him, artifical pastry indgredients.
I love you blueberry pie.

 

by dr_dos0016
12-04-02
PIE PASTRIES
Run, he's mistaking us for Pie and Pastries!
Back in 2002
You rent the worst movies ever. I'm not watching this crap!
Yeah, let's go buy some apple pie.
PASTRIES DETECTED!
Run!

 

by dr_dos0016
12-04-02
Oh, no! Look at the pastry robot!
ACK!
Now go! Seek me pie!
Pie deteceted.
The pie robots destroyed each other! Think this sucked, watch A.I. it too sucked.

 

by dr_dos0016
12-05-02
Goodbye Kevin, goodbye kids, mommy loves you. I'm going to work.
You still have a job? The kids are about a year old now. I thought you quit.
No, my producers gave me 11 months maternity leave.
11 months? How did you get that much?
I slept with all 8 producers.
Why am I not surprised?

 

by dr_dos0016
12-05-02
Today on "Talk With Tina" , it's safety day on the set! We have a home safety expert here to help you with hanging up your Christmas lights.
Alright then, bring out Hal Borland!
Hello Tina, great to be here. Today I'm going to show you what not to do.
Never hammer nails into your head, only walls. It really hurts.

 

by dr_dos0016
12-06-02
Can I borrow 20 dollars? I'm going to London tomorrow.
Whatever, you always say we should talk, but when I do you ignore me.
I wondered where the Fedex guy put my statue of me.

 

by dr_dos0016
12-06-02
Kevin is on his way to London
I'll never ever buy tickets from ElCheapo.com again!
This reminds me of a haiku.
Fasten seatbelt now, we will be crashing shortly, wear clean underwear!

 

by dr_dos0016
12-07-02
Kevin's plane crashed
Well, looks like I'm the only survivor of the plane crash. Cuz I head my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position.
Fortuantely my brain can produce endless entertainment.
Hours later...
26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer...

 

by dr_dos0016
12-07-02
Hey, that thing in the distance can be my island friend!
I'll call you Milton Bradley.
Hey duck, get back here with my pumpkin!

 

by dr_dos0016
12-13-02
Can't go on much longer. Must find food...
I can't do it! He's my only friend. I'm going to die on this god-forsaken rock!
Welcome to the Land of Pirates! Who are ye? Who sent ye?
I'm Kevin, sent here because of a planecrash, and I don't plan on living very long.

 

by dr_dos0016
1-30-03
After weeks of defeating the pirates of the island in various online games Kevin faced the final challenge...
Okay Mr. Pirate! I beat you in Civilization 3! I think my work is done.
Ye did, but you must face the ruler of this island...
Not the Nevewinter Nights Guy!
That was my brother Hans Goober, I am Simon Goober. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "I can beat you in a game of Starcraft".
PLEASE I HAVE A VERY BAD HEADACHE!
Here is the game you Vs. me. We will play on the map of Big Game Hunters. I will start the game in 15 minutes, get to a computer. Failing will count as no compliance.

 

by dr_dos0016
2-14-03
" GR00b3R: My Zerglings are massing, you shall bow to my evil harrassing" That's what he thinks...
" GR00b3R: Yippie-Kay-Yay Moth3r F00K3R. It's completed!"

 

by dr_dos0016
2-14-03
Of course my nuke! I'll take out the entire rush!
" Kevlar: Happy Trails!" Vhat?
"Kevlar: PH33R My Nakatomie Tower Nuke Strike!" NOOOOO!

 

by dr_dos0016
2-14-03
Oh, how I longed for you Kevin!
Tina, my sweet, let's get married!
KILL KILL KILL!
CANADA CAN ADACA!
Why do I always have that chicken dream?
Can't talk spreading message of my 1337ness. Oh, yeah I'm back.

 

by dr_dos0016
2-14-03
You're the one Kevin...
I'm not taking Osmoc Jr. for a walk! He doesn't even recognize me! And I don't recognize him!
Come on father! Don't be mean!
Let's go...
I'm an agent!
The one they call "Kevlar" is amongst us. Find and destroy him.

 

by dr_dos0016
4-06-03
Ladies and gentlemen, We're back!
I HAVE LOST THE SACRED POTATO!

 

by dr_dos0016
4-06-03
Kevin will awaken. It is written the one who defeats the local Groober shall rise against the Dot Pitch Matrix.
There's only one solution. You know what we must do.
Yes, we will unplug the DP Matrix, and safely delete his file before the server goes public.
I'll do it. I'll go to the location of the DP Matrix plug and allow you to remove him.
Good. The plug is located in Atlantis. We'll send you there soon.
I'm prepared.

 

by dr_dos0016
4-06-03
Back in the DP Matrix
"NEOpet: Meet me in the alley by the mall. Come alone..." Sure. I trust the guy.
In the alley
Hello Kevin. Pick one. The red M&M leading to reality or the Green M&M leading to a life of true lies and false truths.
Ooh! Red M&Ms are the best!
Very well.

 

by dr_dos0016
5-28-03
Not this again...
Yup. Looks like some people the author knows are making these again.
This, of course means we're dropping our latest story?
The Dot Pitch Matrix? Hell yeah. The real movie was to good to insult.
So we need a new story?
Don't worry... I got it figured out...

 

by dr_dos0016
5-28-03
"Dear Mom, I are returning to you soon. It will be good to be back. I'll see you soon. Love, Tina."
"It seems you are writing a letter. Would you like me to correct all spelling and grammatical errors?"
Yes.
The spellcheck is complete!
That paperclip is a genius!
Even more than you would think... and you'll understand later...

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
Ladies and gentlemen, WE'RE BACK
INDEED.
WITH MORE SEX!
#GIVE SCORE 1!
AND MORE INSANITY!
Hold right there Groober!

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
The hell?
Kevin. Come to me Kevin.
Please, wear pants next time Kevin.
Who the hell are you?
13:37:3:57.

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
What?
Follow me Kevin.
AHH WHAT THE HELL?! KEVIN!
That morning...
Where am I?
Hey hottie!

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
Oh god where's Kevin?
I'm sure he's ok mom.
Kevin walks home. Later that night at dinner...
Go suck a fuck!
What the hell? I'm your father. You're grounded bitch!
What? She told me to suck a fuck! Why are you giving me that look?
Uh... you still haven't put pants on.

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
Kevin at therapy... (Don't be surprised)
I made a new friend today.
Real or imaginary?
Are you implying I have imaginary friends at my age?
I guess you're right. It was silly of me to ask something like that.
He was imaginary...
Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with you?!

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
Well, what was his name, and what did he tell you?
His name was Hank. He said I was elite. The most elite acutally.
You're a gamer, did he say elite? Or "1337"?
He said "13:37:3:57".
LET'S TRY HYPNOSIS!
YES!

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
I really don't want to spoil Donnie Darko for you people. I think I'll kill this storyline.
Ok now Kevin. How long ago did you speak with Hank?
13 days, 37 hours ago.
I see.
Shit!
Everyone dies alone.

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
I'm sorry about Kevin's death Tina...
Butch?! What are you doing here? Wait? Kevin's dead?! But he...
Go ahead say it. Accuse me of killing him...
...owed me $10.
It's true, I admit it! I killed Kevin!

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
Wait... you killed Kevin?
Heh, uh... toodles!
What did you do to him?!
Well...
And so THEY DIED AND WENT TO HELL WITH THIS STORY.

 

by dr_dos0016
10-10-03
Hello ladies! I'm Tina Kutnick!
And I'm underpa Err... Kevin Kutnick!
And this is Kutnick Korner!
And this is Kutnick Korner!
Today on Kutnick Korner, I'll be going "undercover" as an environmentalist!
And I'll play Half Life!

 

by dr_dos0016
1-29-04
Alas this comic was full of suck.
But old #la logs and such are full of comedic gold.
So I figure I'll be cool and go through them and convert what should be converted.
Which means don't bother reading older comics unless you want to see how stupid I was. Madtom thought they were funny, so laugh at him.

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