Why am I not surprised?

Author: dr_dos0016

Date: December 5, 2002

by dr_dos0016
12-05-02
Goodbye Kevin, goodbye kids, mommy loves you. I'm going to work.
You still have a job? The kids are about a year old now. I thought you quit.
No, my producers gave me 11 months maternity leave.
11 months? How did you get that much?
I slept with all 8 producers.
Why am I not surprised?