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by dudedude
11-05-07
Phew! Good thing I escaped, I would have gotten killed!
Relax, I'm sure he's fine.
What are you doing? How can you leave the wizard back there! He's going to die!
How can that..oof!...stupid knight...ouch!...leave me here!
Yay! We kick your a**!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Anyway, who are you?
I don't really know who I am.
Yeah.
Are you on some kind of stupid quest to defeat some weird dragon on top of a mountain that looks just like a burger?
Would you like to join this crazy adventure?
Sure!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
And so, the knight who gained a new partner who seems to be unknown go to defeat the dragon. They cross the odd golf course...
..through the bathroom of horror...
Wait, this is the men's bathroom.
..and pass through the happy lands. As they pass through this area, they reach the mountain that looks like a burger!!
Whoa! This place scares me!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Meanwhile...
Haha! Take that you fairies! I am victorious!
I have beaten you in chess!
Now let me pass through this canyon!
You got lucky, very well. You may proceed!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
They reach the mountain that looks like a burger.
Well, we're here. I suggest we split up.
What? Why?
If one of us shouts or screams like a girl, then we'll know where the dragon is.
Right...
Okay let's split up!
You know, this place does not look a burger.

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Well, the dragon is not in here. I'd better keep searching.
What the...?
I have been sent by the dragon to kill you!
!
Now, prepare to die.

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Hello! Hmm...no response. I guess the dragon is not...wait! Oh no!
It's you, the jerk that left me behind!
How did you get here so fast?
Never mind! Now you're going to get what you deserve.
Cool! I do deserve some ice cream!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
The wizard and the knight begin the duel!
Prepare for death!
Give me your best shot!
FIRE MAGIC!
OH S***!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha! I win once again!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Well it looks like you're dead!
ouch...
Whoa! What's going on!
Welcome to my lair young warrior!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Now, it is your turn to die...
?
AHHH!!!
YAH! THREE WINS IN A ROW! I'M SOOO GOOD!!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Now that the dragon is defeated, the world is safe.
That seemed too easy though, but what happened to our fellow knight?
I'm sorry, but I...I...mean the dragon roasted him!
But not to worry, with the dragon gone, there will be no more burning.

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Yes I did, he was annoying.
You killed our fellow knight didn't you?
I'm sure everything will be fine.
But...
Mark my word wizard, I shall have my revenge! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
There was once a duck who lived on a farm with a stupid cow.
Moo.
What the f*** you trying to say?
He once worked as a teacher. But got fired.
Hey! Quit picking your f****** nose and get back to work!
WAAH!!
Now he just lives at home living a normal life.
Get out of my house jerk!
Wait a minute, this isn't my house.

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck goes to the bathroom.
Now which one of these stalls should I use?
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're in the wrong bathroom. You must leave or you'll be arrested.
What the f***! I am clearly a man. So this is the right bathroom.
No, you're a duck. You're bathroom is outside. Please leave.
Son of a b****!

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck goes to a local bar.
so aneewayz, I whent 2 zis batrooom, andz a stooopid kop arrestz me four bing in zee rong batroom.
?
annd i waz like, "FORK U!"
?
why u loook ats me like thatz?
Umm...are you drunk? How many did you drink?

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck decides to buy food at a local restaurant.
Hello, welcome to...oh wait. Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
WHAT?! Are kidding me?
"No shirts, no shoes, no service." Apparently, you have none of those.
Have you realized I'm a duck?! Why is everyone against us ducks?
And also, ingredients must stay in the kitchen.
Uhh...what?

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck goes to the north pole to Santa's house.
Hi! Can I see Santa if he's available right now? I want to tell him what I want for Christmas ahead of time.
He's not available right now.
No! Not you too. Why does everyone hate the ducks of this world? Why isn't anyone ever nice to us?
Young man, Santa doesn't come until Christmas.
Oh sure! You're just saying that because I'm a duck, not a normal person.
Honestly, what's your problem?

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck gets his teaching job back.
We're glad to have you back on the job, Mr. Duck.
Thank you very much at least you have respect for the ducks of the world.
Mr. Duck, can I go to the bathroom?
Sorry young man. You have to get your work finished first. You can wet your pants for all I care.
But I have to go number two!

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck goes to his favorite bar.
hay! didz eye tells u I gott my job az a teecher bak?
baah!
thatz write! I gets my jobb bac andd i feelz grayt!
baah!
u knowz? thay shood maek me da best teecher inn tha wurld beecaus me iz so gewd!
Cool...now please just go away.

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck meets up with his girlfriend from high school.
Hey I remember you! You're my girlfriend from high school!
Excuse me?
We went to high school together, remember?
I don't remember going to high school with a duck.
Great, now people don't remember who ducks are. Why does everyone hate us?
Although, you are a funny-looking ducky.

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck takes his girlfriend out to dinner.
So anyway, I am a teacher at the school near my house.
Really? That's cool!
Yeah...but the thing I hate about teaching are the annoying students. Earlier today, this one kid was really getting on my nerves!
I want to go home! I want my mommy! I need to use the bathroom! This work is too hard! I hate you Mr. Duck!
Hey kid......SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck enters a dark world.
Whoa hey where am I?! Where the f*** am I?!
You have been a bad duck!!
I'm sorry Mr. Duck, but I must fire you!!
NO!!!
Hahaha!
This can't be happening!!

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck awakens from his nightmare.
HOLY CRAP!!
What's the matter?
I just had a crazy dream!
I was in a volcanic area and that one annoying kid was laughing at me because I lost my job! It seemed so real!!
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare.

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck meets with the principal.
Mr. Duck, are you having problems with your teaching job?
No, why?
I got a note from a student's parent saying a teacher would not allow him to use the bathroom and gives too much hard work?
Hmm...must be a different teacher.
The student says his teacher is a duck.
That son of a b****!!

 

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck revisits his old farm.
Wow...it feels great to be back to this old piece of junk, I wonder where that stupid cow is.
Whoa! Hey! Who are you?
I am the ghost of the cow. I have died a long time ago.
Why? What happened to you? And how come you can speak all of a sudden?
Well, first I was cooked into hamburger patties and when I turned into a ghost, I was able to speak.

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
The duck visits an art museum.
Wow all these paintings seem really.....retarded. Why the hell am I even here?
Did the artist really try to make this painting look real? Well it's okay.
I take it back. Whoever made this ice sculpture made it totally realistic.
Help me you son of a b****!

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
The duck goes to a live TV show.
Now my next guest is a stupid little duck who grew up on a crappy farm. Please welcome, Mr. Duck.
Awesome! I'm on TV!!!
Now Mr. Duck, what do work as?
HOLY CRAP!!! I'm on TV!!!!!!
Sir, answer the question!
HEY MOM! I'M ON TV!! LOOK AT ME!!!

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
A new student enters the duck's class.
Oh...you must be that new stupid student. Take your seat.
Cool thanks.
Wait...you can't be the new student, you're a paper clip. I only teach humans.
What? But you're a duck! How can you be teaching?
Hmm...good point. Take a seat.

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
The duck begins his lecture.
Okay students. Today we will learn about why kids can be totally annoying to teachers.
Kids are annoying. The way they throw stupid paper airplanes when I'm trying to teach. Those who throw those are retarded. Asking to go to the bathroom at the wrong time really pisses me off!
Mr. Duck, may I use the bathroom?
Hey! Sit your a** down! Go to the bathroom later! I'm trying to teach my f****** lecture to the class and you keep interupting me which gets me totally pissed off!!!

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
The duck returns home from work.
Hello ducky! How was your day?
You really shouldn't ask because most of my days are horrible!
Really? Why?
Today we had a new student that entered my class. I hate students! Why is this job so hard?
Well that's the point in being a teacher. You have to enjoy teaching your students. You seem to hate most of your students.
The students I teach are a bunch of crappy kids. I'll never enjoy teaching them. The only one I enjoy teaching is that weird paper clip.

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
The duck talks with the paper clip.
Okay clip, since your the best student in this class, you will be known as the secondary teacher of my class.
Cool...what does that mean?
If I'm unable to teach because of a sickness or if I don't feel like coming to teach, you will be put in charge.
Sweet!
But Mr. Duck, why is the clip in charge? Why not me?
Okay number one, he seems to be a better student than you and he pays more attention to my lectures. And second, you are a complete dumba**! How can I trust you if you keep wetting your pants?

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
The duck decides not to go to work.
Hey...why didn't you go to work?
I thought about going, but I decided not to because of that annoying kid.
Then who is teaching?
Not a problem, my secondary teacher should be doing fine.
Clip, can I please use the bathroom? I really need to go to the bathroom!
No way man! I'm trying to teach the class. Sit your a** down!!

 

by dudedude
11-07-07
An angered parent goes to the duck's house.
Can I help you?
Yes...are you the retarded teacher that's being mean to my son?
Yeah...that's me. What's the problem?
Why are you being mean to my son? Why won't you let him use the bathroom? What is the matter with you? What are you teaching my son?
Yup...your son is definitely related to you.

 

by dudedude
11-08-07
The duck takes his class on a field trip.
Okay students, here we are. This place seems like a good spot to set up camp.
Are you sure? This spot doesn't seem very safe.
Hey...just for once...can you please just stop acting like a retard and listen to what I say?
But...but.
Let's set up camp!
Mommy!

 

by dudedude
11-08-07
The duck and his class get lost on the field trip.
Way to go dumba**! You got us lost. Well we won't be found if we stay in one spot. Okay class let's move!
Is this the right way?
Will you shut up!! Of course it's the right way. I am the smart one of all of us.
Looking at that watercooler makes me want to use the bathroom.
Then wet your pants, otherwise don't look at the water!

 

by dudedude
11-08-07
The duck and his class are still lost.
Mr. Duck, if you allow me to lead the way, we may be able to get home.
Very well, since we ended up where we started, go ahead.
If you follow me through here, we'll get home.
Whoa! What the hell?!
We're back in our classroom.
Wow, you definitely get an A+ in my class!

 

by dudedude
11-08-07
The duck gives another lecture.
Okay class. Today we will learn about the...wait a minute, it's seems too quiet in here.
Clip, does anything seem wrong in this class? It seems to have gotten much more quiet.
I don't know. Why?
Okay you stupid elephant. Give me back my clothes!!
?

 

by dudedude
11-08-07
The duck goes to a robot factory.
Cool a real live robot!
Beep! Beep! Bop!
I do not understand, but that's still cool. Maybe I should try speaking "robot".
Bop! Bop! Beep! Boop! Beep! Bop!
Beep! Bop! Beep! Boop! Beep! Beep! Bop! Boop! Boop! Beep! Bop! Bop! Beep! Boop! Boop! Beep! Bop! Boop! Beep! Boop! Bop!
What the f*** is this dumba** trying to say?

 

by dudedude
11-08-07
The duck enters a dangerous situation.
Whoa! Whoa! What's going on?!
Sir, you must leave. There have been some random fires coming out of nowhere in this area!
HOLY CRAP!!
AHHH!!! S***!!! IT BURNS!!! GET SOME WATER!!! AHHH!!!
Well...sucks to be you.
...ouch...

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck is frozen solid.
Well, time to defrost this odd-looking human.
Whoa, where am I?
HOLY CRAP!! YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN!!!

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck awakens in the future.
Alright...tell me where the hell I am.
Uh...dude, are you even listening to me? Can you please tell me WHERE THE HELL I AM?!!!!!
........
HOLY CRAP!!! YOU CAN TALK!!!!!!

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck is in the future.
It's okay, so exactly where am I?
Sorry about my good friend, he always freaks out every time he sees a duck or hears a duck talk.
The FUTURE?!
You are inside my fake spaceship and also you are in the future.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
Yeah, now get out.

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck explores the future.
Wow, the future feels so...empty
This is not how I pictured the future would look.
This is a little bit more accurate on how I pictured it.

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck continues his future exploration.
This place freaks me out.
No kidding, this place gives me the creeps.
Hey buddy, do you know what year this is and why the future is like this?
Well, this is the year 3728 A.D. and the world is ruled by people with wet pants.
What do these people look like?
Just some odd-looking kids with blue sweaters.

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck is stuck in the future.
You'd better watch out for these kids, I hear they don't like ducks, demons, clips, and pretty much everything else and...
What?
...OH S***!!! HERE THEY COME!!!
Who's coming?
SEE YA!

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck has been spotted!
It's the evil duck! GET HIM!!!
AHHH!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Phew! I'm safe in here.

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck is put in jail.
I'm stuck in the future, put in prison, and I didn't even get to say goodbye to everyone in the past.
I wonder what will happen to me?
Many horrible things will happen, trust me!

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck remains in jail
I have a bad feeling about this.
Time to go little duck!
Shut up and move.
Where are you taking me and when can I get something to eat? I'm starving.
Alright, it's time for the torture.
Wait, you're not going to kill me?

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck becomes tortured.
I want to use the bathroom! I want my mommy! I want my orange juice! I want to watch TV! I hate you very much!!
Can I use the bathroom? Can I eat glue? Can I hit you with a bat? Can I buy a toy? Can I eat my socks? Can I use the bathroom?
You look funny! You look dumb! You're weird and retarded! You're the ugliest duck on earth! You look stupid! You're so dumb! You"re small! HAHAHA!!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

 

by dudedude
10-15-08
The duck returns from the future.
AHHH!!!
Ducky! What's wrong?
What? Hey! I'm back!!!
Back from where?
It was amazing! I went into the future! Every thing was ruled by those annoying kids! I'm so glad it's over!!!
You were dreaming again.

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