Duck Life #5

Author: dudedude

Date: November 6, 2007

by dudedude
11-06-07
The duck goes to the north pole to Santa's house.
Hi! Can I see Santa if he's available right now? I want to tell him what I want for Christmas ahead of time.
He's not available right now.
No! Not you too. Why does everyone hate the ducks of this world? Why isn't anyone ever nice to us?
Young man, Santa doesn't come until Christmas.
Oh sure! You're just saying that because I'm a duck, not a normal person.
Honestly, what's your problem?