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The Flames where caused by the strees releif candels!
Wow, thats Ironic!
by dylan_99, 11-08-07

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
Mr. President, your vitals all check out.
so i'll be fit to run this country?
oh, you'll never be fit to run this country!

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
The doctor said 'that il'l never be fit to run this country'
George, its nothing to worry about. The doctor is wrong, he doesn't know what he's talking about, he's not the president.
You'll be ready for another day tomorrow.
this is boring, i'm going to go play with that big red button on my desk that says 'Bomb'

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
Your a idiot, i hate you don't come over and play with me again!
My daddy's the president.
i'll have him cover you in oil and invade you!

 

JESUS CHRIST
by dylan_99, 11-08-07

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
DOY YOU GET IT?

 

ROFLOL IS NOT AN ANSWER!!
by dylan_99, 11-08-07

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
What do you get when you cross a cheetah with an ice cube?
One Cool Cat!
YOU SUCK HARD

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
Sometimes i wonder if i do the right thing when i lie...
then i relize, that no one is taking count so it's okay!
Heaven
Thats ten, he's going to hell!

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
Hello, my name is Kyle, I welcome you to Canada, heres your how to speak english book.
I speak english, you douchebag.
Well i guess you do learn something new every day.
Well there you go!
And remember you don't have to be a racist!

 

Hint: This is a snow white joke!
I'm not happy!
Then which one are you?
by dylan_99, 11-08-07

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
Santa's pretty cool. Brings you presents and makes spending time with your family alittle more tolerable.
Only problem is...he's gone depressed with suicidal ideation. Ever since he got divored.
I guess Mrs. Clause, wants him to 'come' once a year aswell!

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
We stayed together mainly due to licensing issues.
i doubt he would have gotten any sponsership deals living divored alone with bunch of elves.
They'd think he was gay.

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
It was all about the coke man! Santa had us hide the blow in the crappy wooden toys. He'd make the drop, and the sale was complete.
He tried some other ways of getting the coke in. Have you ever seen a Yeti with a dozen of condoms of coke burst in his belly?
It's a bad scene man!

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
Blitzen: Mutant Reindeer
I'll tell you what really happened. Some of the shipments started turning up light.
understand what i'm saying? i think you do, as for who? Well, have you ever wondered why his nose got so red?

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
Who killed Christmas? Columbian drug runners? Neglected house wife?
Some Retard snowman? Whoever it is, we'll be waiting to make a buck. Next time on crime solvers, the taco bell dog's castration. Simple nutering or hate crime?
Yo Qurio my nuts!

 

Its JUST a scratch!
by dylan_99, 11-09-07

 

by dylan_99
11-09-07
In the White House's paper printing press!
Sir you speach is ready!
I can't read all of this crap!
Oh, you won't be reading it! Just toss it into the crowd. They'll know not to F**K with you!

 

Your magic is what i need to suceed!
Thou shall not win this election!
by dylan_99, 11-09-07

 

by dylan_99
11-09-07
Who are you?
I am Lee Harvey Oswald the second!
Oh, your daddy did away JFK!
Just like i'm gonna do to you!
say high to Lennon for me!

 

by dylan_99
11-12-07
White House
Hello everyone, this is a message that i have asked to be played when i pass away. There are somethings i would like to clear up with you. First off, Honey, your credit card bills!
Soon
...And after that, you spent 6 million dollars on stayaguj cookies!
Go easy on the cookies, there not love!
about time somebody shot him!

 

The polls are in, and where a hit, a perently the people at stripcreator.com like our sense of wacky humor and our random/retarded jokes.
I HAVE 10 DAYS TO LIVE!!!!!
by dylan_99, 11-12-07

 

by dylan_99
11-12-07
Don't steal designs......MAC
hello everybody, I'm a Mac
And i'm a Pc!
CopyWrite Infringment!

 

The governemt has no voters when it comes to global warming. They think 'hey its gonna happen anyway!'
by dylan_99, 11-13-07

 

This was a bright idea!
great a pun!
by dylan_99, 11-13-07

 

Slapped!
by dylan_99, 11-15-07

 

Sleep's for Fat People.
by dylan_99, 11-16-07

 

by dylan_99
11-18-07
I got a letter from the white house!
What does it say?
it says 'Thank you for killing our president'

 

by dylan_99
11-22-07
Hey, Cody, did you see, Kyle? He came down with a bad case of Head Crabs! Little bugger won't get off.
Well, don't they just take control of your body right? your not really dead or anything, just...dazed right? He's in no real trouble.
What kind of things has it told him to do?
playing ball in the house, staying up late, drinking his dads beer, pulling his moms flowers out of the garden. It even clogged the toilet!

 

by dylan_99
11-22-07
Holy crap, Kyle, that thing is huge, is there nothing you can do to get it off?
Tomato juice, pickels, cheese on a string?
This is an Afro!

 

by dylan_99
11-22-07
Mom, i need help with a IQ question. If Zoodles are Zoinkers and Zasstas are Zoinkers then are all Zoinkers Zoodles?
Go to your Room!

 

Hey kids don't light up cigarettes, sure it'll improve your rep and make you cooler, but will you really be all that cool, when you die?
by dylan_99, 11-23-07

 

by dylan_99
11-25-07
So, how was that all expenses paid vacation to cuba?
Not that bad, spending time with my family was okay, but i got to go on a tour, of all the nudist coloneys!
Sweet, how was it?
They only had senior homosexual coloneys! Never seen that much drooped skin in my life!

 

Your an ASH-HOLE!
by dylan_99, 11-25-07

 

How are we gonna, get on to the fence?
I think heard something!
by dylan_99, 11-25-07

 

by dylan_99
11-27-07
Man, smoke breaks have lost their touch.
Why is that?
Well, ever since Crazy Hetti told everyone that the world was gonna end. i see no point in it!
Well, maybe its because your getting on in years, your not as spry as you used to be!
HEY, i'm only 65 million years young!
And what a 65 million years it was!

 

by dylan_99
11-27-07
Do you, know that the world will end if you don't stop smoking?
Oh, yeah, but don't worry... If some weird reason, some other species comes along after our time, they wont find anything...
...I think

 

Too much of a good thing.
Wow, look at all the pretty colors!
by dylan_99, 11-27-07

 

Hey, sweet cheeks, who needs a six pack when ya got a keg?
by dylan_99, 11-30-07

 

I LOVE YOU!
by dylan_99, 11-30-07

 

by dylan_99
11-30-07
Have you seen Jaun? He looks really depressed.
Well, whats he doing?
He's trying to find himself...threw deep thought.
guess its true...it takes Juan to know Juan.

 

Why are you guys always out first when somebody clicks on make a comic?
Sex appeal!
by dylan_99, 11-30-07

 

Who wants free Euthenasa shots?
by dylan_99, 12-04-07

 

by dylan_99
12-11-07
Dylan here is a signed form, from all of us that star in your comics, saying that we go on strike until you get better jokes!
Maybe its not my jokes! Maybe its the cast? maybe you just can't pull it off hmmmm, never thought of that did you?

 

by dylan_99
1-08-08
So what do you suffer from?
Jefferophobia, fear of bridges, its completely normal.
Dude, there ain't nothing normal with that!

 

by dylan_99
1-08-08
Look the kid was dead when i got there, i dunno how he was choked with balloon animals.
Thats not my face paint on him either!
I dunno Boss, he does sound Innocent.
Lets just assume the clown did it!

 

by dylan_99
1-09-08
Oh, i hate this, the jerk-off completely shut me in the room. Let me out
Why is he blocking the doors with stuff? Maybe if i jump?
You gotta crouch-Jump Dylan!
What? i Died? Was this because i can't crouch-jump?
Haha, you can't Crouch-jump

 

by dylan_99
1-09-08
Hey dad, why is america so obssed with Dunkin' Donuts
Because if your mother and i hadn't had Dunkin's that day you'd never be born!
Wow, this is an upset!

 

Of Course you picked Courtny Cox for Dunkin's Spokes Person........SHE'S FAT!
by dylan_99, 1-09-08

 

by dylan_99
1-10-08
So, do we have our orders?
Yes, we're supposed to bomb an american mental hospital!
I'll start the suicide-copter!

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