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by dylan_99
11-06-07
Hmm, seems like i have a letter of reconmendation to the the academy!
Wait, nope. this is for my neighbour, i opened his mail...
hmmm, wonder how he'll feel when he gets my subscription to male on male?

 

by dylan_99
11-06-07
Hey arn't you that Damn paper clip from Microsoft word?
Not anymore!
Why what happened?
My metal got bent when some idiot got the wrong folder/file, now i have to go in for surgery and i wont be back until 2012!
YAY, by that time iMac will have taken over, and bill gates will be shot!

 

Bill Gates on his Honeymoon
Now i know why you call it 'MICROSOFT'
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

ASS KICKED HUH?
no, your mom gave me a hummer!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

by dylan_99
11-06-07
I just shot your wife and kids, had sex with your cat and clogged your toilet!
Get the hell out!

 

You shot my mother in law? Wow, you hired
Screw this!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

by dylan_99
11-06-07
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you
Please blow out the candles i have better things too do!

 

Your Racist
Why, i'm black and white?
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Come on Kid, i have a deadline for this comic!
Maybe i just don't feel like doing anything!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Damn, this mirror makes me look fat!
Damn, this mirror makes me look fat!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

You're Hot!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Mines Higher!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Your finger licking good!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

by dylan_99
11-06-07
Umm....

 

Why do i stand so diagonaly?
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Oh, Fred the fish, Oh, Fred the fish, why are you laying on the dish? You never saw that hook ahead now your head is stuffed with bread!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Under the sea, Under the sea, All this polotion and trash is killing me!!......Solo from the dead mermaid!!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Do you ever feel that your so in love you'll blurt out something stupid?
I have a rash on my back
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

these are the best salty nuts i've ever had in my mouth!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Ohh your soo good!
Yeahs
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

by dylan_99
11-06-07
I thought of a search engine, that if you don't find what you what your looking for you can just create a page on it!
That way what ever 'you' are looking for personally, you know your going to find what your looking for!
You mean 'WIKIPEDIA'?

 

With MY odds, what i've been nailed to is your mother!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

With MY odds, what i've been nailed to is your mother!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

Oh My God, the Comic is only one Pannel Long...Quick say something funny!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

FOOLED YOU, RETARD!!!!!!!!
by dylan_99, 11-06-07

 

i have AIDS
I have two hours to live!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

Hi i'm Ty Pennington, and i'm here to give you a new home!
Get the hell off my lawn, you stupid little white boy!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

I'm Ty Pennington, and i'm here to change your life!
And, i'm going back to bed!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Homosexual Insane Asylum
Man, i hate it here!
Why? i'd love it, free meals, tv all around the clock, sleep anytime you want!
Yeah, but i have to wear a 'STRAIGHT' jackt!

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Sooo, my campeign is rigged?
Yes, you will win and send your opponent into a world of saddness!
And, i'll be the president of the united states of america!
Yessir!
Your a regual Nixon!

 

Okay, whos the wise-ass? who put the red dye in my swimming pool?
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Cody, now that you know that your my long lost brother, from the other world, you need to know something very important, something you cant miss out on
is that the door, huh, i'll go check and never come back!
I hate being secretly related to that kid!

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Hey Dylan, i found out that i'm secretly related to some chick from another world.
That sucks! i know that feeling, my sister is totally bugging the hell out of me!
Shes so annoying...oh god he comes Linnea!
...
...
Dylan, Clean up your underwear off the bathroom floor!

 

Piss off hobbes, i've got a job now i don't need you! I'm married now okay!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

Your nose glows red due to a miligment tumor, you have 2 days to live
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

Call Afri-Cross, before you kill your wife today!!
This is what happens to your face after you see your credit card bills, that your wife made!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

OHHHHHHH
Ah, its a douche-bag ghost, don't touch me!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
yes i got bored....sue me!
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by dylan_99
11-07-07
I'm monitoring your attitude!
GIGA BYTE ME!

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
98 edition
fourm user!
Java Whore!

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Proxy set!
short cord!
I hope you get a blue screen of death!

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Ram Lover!
Shut down!
16 inch screen!
firefox faggot

 

The Nail is scratching my brain!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

I'm a tossing you out, my look-a-like double, just as mom did when you came out of the womb!
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Man Greg is realy driving me crazy.
Which Greg, big Greg or little Greg?
Big Greg in accounting.
Yeah he's a dick!

 

by dylan_99
11-07-07
Greg, your really starting to annoy alot of people in the office!
Yo man, i ain't tryin, ta be ill dawg, i here cuz dah Pc are down.
Man, as soon as dah pcs are fixed dude, i'm cookin it up outa here!
Greg, your really starting to annoy alot of people in the office!

 

OOOOOHHHH, HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK 2
by dylan_99, 11-07-07

 

CRIPPLE!!!!
by dylan_99, 11-08-07

 

by dylan_99
11-08-07
So a train is going to Chicago at 123 mph, and it stops for snacks 2 times
and it has 2 hours to get there, how long does it take to get there?
Who, the hell cares?

 

Alien ware gave me the day off!
by dylan_99, 11-08-07

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