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by erin
4-25-04
Nore thinks the S looks like a P..
Ahahaha.. PIMKINS!!
It's Simkins, dumbass, that's an S.
PIMKINS!!!
haha. Yeah, Pimkins would be the worst last name ever. But it's not that funny, let it go, Nore.
Nore decides her roommate has a new name..
PIMKINS! PIMKINS! PIMKINS! PIMKINS! PIMKINS!
You're not funny, Nore.

 

by erin
4-25-04
I thought it'd be a good time.
I thought it'd be sort of creepy.
I broke into Becka's room to get the Ouiji board.
I took everyone out back the student union to hit the gravity-bong before we played. (Hey, man, we haven't named that yet..)
I freaked out and insisted that one of us was moving it. We weren't. So far we've met Carol, Nore, and Ben. Carol said she masturbated. Nore called Phi a GAY BITCh, and Ben just spelled out sex.
Now, we're addicted.

 

by erin
4-26-04
Arik gives reasons why a Wells girl would enjoy hooking up with him..
I'm one of the nicest guys youve ever met, plus i smoke weed, and im hot, and i have a large penis.
No, Arik, you're a fucking moron. Trust me.
I am a fucking moron. I was just joking about the hot thing.
Too bad, Wells girls like other girls over big penises.
But I do have a big penis. You know that.. *wink, wink*
please, don't remind me...

 

by erin
4-30-04
Wells 102- Prof. Klitguard gives his opinion..
I'm a radical. And I'm not ashamed.
duh. you teach at Wells.
the shirt was actually tie-dye..
I'm dressed up for the Board of Trustees meeting today. Can you tell...
Hmm... t-shit and shorts...
It's my statement against the corporate take-over of Wells College.
Wells is undergoing a corporate take-over?

 

by erin
4-30-04
Prof. Klitguard, the californian hippie turned economist turned environmentalist..
So are you guys interested in forming an underground organization...
Hmmm... FCA?
with really creepy eyes and tye-dyed shirts..
...going underneath the powers and politics at Wells..
who was very hot in the five minute sex dream Nore had about him :)
to bring an economist to speak here?
I can't believe I had a sex dream about you..

 

by erin
5-31-04
Tell me about Mexico..
I smoked a fat mexican joint on the back of a horse with a young mexican boy, got drunk on a boat, and went to a foam party..
Wednesday...
A Gianni from NYC told me he liked my glasses, bought me and my friends a drink, and left. Eventually, i met up with a stripper mexican boy, and my friend Jen met a really cute mexican boy..
They drove us to the beach in a blue corvette, got it stuck, unstuck, and took us back to the rent-a-car place, where i had my mexican on one bed and Jen had her's on another. Mexicans give good head.
AND i bought 2 ounces of marijuana for about 100 dollars.
We should go to Mexico...

 

by erin
6-05-04
What's the most bad ass thing you've ever done?
smoke a bowl on my lawn while my parents were having a party..
That's lame, man.. you wanna be a bad ass?
I'm part of a terrorist organization.. That's bad ass...
Rrriiiigghhhttt... so what does your terrorist organization do?
smoke pot..

 

by erin
6-05-04
Fuck Corporate America, man.
what?
That's my terrorist organization.
Terrorists do more than smoke pot.
We're vegetarians too.
Nope.. I still don't think that makes you a terrorist.

 

by erin
6-05-04
FCA also supports the environment.
Alright, you're getting closer.
We won't patronize Disney, McDonalds, Nike, Walmart, or any other store we deem too corporate.
Heh, good for you. You're still not a terrorist.
We will be after we burn down all the Walmarts and McDonalds, and replace them with great big signs that say, "The consumer is not sovereign, Americans aren't free."
Yeeeaahh.. alright, good luck with that.

 

by erin
6-24-04
8 PM - Nore tries to find a flight to Montana that she can afford..
I WILL find a flight, DAMN IT!!
*travelocity* AHAHAHA... NO she will NOT!!!
9 PM - Nore still looks...
I WILL find a flight, DAMN IT!!
*orbitz* Not under $800 and within 5 hrs of Wolf Point!!! She will have to rent a car from us too!!! AHAHA.
11 PM - Nore starts to get pissed off...
I WILL find a flight, DAMN IT!!
*expedia* We say we have cheap flights... UNLESS you wanna go to MONTANA!!! HAHAHA...

 

by erin
6-24-04
How was work today, Nore?
TERRIBLE!!!
Oh, no, why?
Well, I thought I was going to get my period today- :) - so I put on some underwear because I didnt want the blood to drip down my leg. I don't wear underwear anymore. About midmorning, I start to...
feel it coming, right, and I get all excited. So all morming, I'm thinking I'm bleeding, but then I go to the bathroom, and my underwear is totally white!!! I hope it comes tomorrow...

 

by erin
6-24-04
Wait.. did you have unprotected sex?
Nooo....
then why are you so excited about your period?
I love my period.
It reminds me I have a vagina. And I LOVE having a vagine. :)

 

by erin
7-04-04
Oops..
what's a vagine?
shut up.

 

by erin
7-04-04
Wednesday..
Alright, Mission: Find Weed has begun.
1. Find a dealer.
who do I know who deals in Lewis County?
No one. Alright, 1. Find someone who know someone who deals.
MATT! WEED!!
hey, hey, i'm going to Lowville, I'll call you when I find some.

 

by erin
7-04-04
Friday.. Nore still has not heard from Matt.

 

by erin
7-04-04
(Back on) Wednesday..
Call Jenn.
Good plan.
Hey, I'm not answering my cell right now, but you can try my house.
I'm not falling for that again..
Hey Jenn, call me back.

 

by erin
7-04-04
Thursday..
Friday.. Nore still hasn't heard from Jenn.. or Matt..

 

by erin
7-04-04
Get Brave.. ask Nick..
NICK... Remember when you asked me who deals in LC? And i didn't know.. well, i need to know now.. do you know??
Umm, well, Joe, but he's out..
DAMN
Call Matt. He knows a guy in Lowville.

 

by erin
7-04-04
Get desperate. Call Neena.
NEENA. NNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!
Hello, Is Neena home?
Nope, she's in Lowville.
Nore faces the sad realization that she will not be buying any pot this summer..
Matt and Jenn are AWOL. Chet's out. Neena wasn't home, and she doesn't have a cell.
Well, you're fucked.

 

by erin
7-05-04
Monday..
WOOHOO! :)
So, you had a dealer all along. It only took you five days to find him.
He wouldn't answer his damn cellphone.
How much will be left for when Railey gets here?
AND IMAGINE if I would have had to buy a bag from NEENA!
GODDamn. I'm proud you didn't.

 

by erin
7-16-04
MMMMMMmmm.... Nore...
now you'll help with the revolution, right?
weeeed.. weeed.. i want weeedd
alright, i'm gonna go to lowville, get chinese food and a startrek movie, then go home, listen to Sublime and hit a gravity bong...
by myself...

 

by erin
7-24-04
I'm left standing here, I've got nothing to say All is silent within my dream
A thousand true loves will live and die
The days and the years will go streaking by But the time has stopped in my dream
You're so long ago and so far away I guess I believe that I'll see you one day
And how much I loved you you'll never know
'Til you join me within my dream

 

by erin
8-01-04
STOP WAR
Part of the FCA participated in an anti-war mission in Wolfe Point, Montana.
JESSE ROCKS :)
JESSE KICKS OUR ASS :)
STOP WAR
Jesse is my HERO :)

 

by erin
8-01-04
We can't stop there.
Oh, I know, there is so much more to be done.
inflitrate the news media with journalists who won't be scared to tell THE TRUTH...
AND SO.. NOW.. what corporations don't want you know..
and get rid of the tool with which America enjoys all of their superficial excesses...
So, what do you think Americans are gonna do without their credit cards?
Steal.

 

by erin
8-03-04
What's his problem?
He just found out Bush is leading in the polls. Kerry's pathetic, and American "democracy" is a joke.

 

by erin
8-27-04
WHOA.. the lame foam party..
did the seniors spend this much time getting drunk last year?
We're gonna change this dry school shit. and fuckin fifty dollars eigths.
ooohhh,,, man, do i have to hit the BONG again...
fucking security
we can get out up this hill..

 

by erin
9-17-04
Nore's room..
ummm... guys.. i'm tired
I wonder what I look like in this silver dress, now?
FCA plays dress up...
are we going to smoke now, starbuck, or what?
YAY... i'm dressed up, we have to go somewhere to hit the bong..
in your life, you get so high there's no where left to go but down..
You guys, i really just wanna run around naked..

 

by erin
9-17-04
Hi, I'm Max Baucus.. one of the many old white men in your senate. I attended Standford University and then Standford law, worked as an attorney, and joined the senate in 1978.
Robert C. Byrd from West Virginia. I got my JD from the American University in 1963, and for 8 straight elections, i've been elected senator of WV. In 94, i recieved my BA from Marshall University.
I got my degrees at Harvard University and University of Virgina Law School. I'm Ted Kennedy and my first political expeirence was when I was elected to fill my brother's, John F Kennedy's seat
in the senate. Way back in 1962. We Kennedy's are ambitous people. I'd almost even say we're part of the American Aristocracy.
uumm.. where's the diversity in American representation? I've decided we can't just wait until all they all die off..
So, wait, there are really no black senators??
Umm.. nope, not currently, and it looks like there's only been four of them ever.

 

by erin
10-31-04
Ceaser, your lungs are becoming sensitive, your cough is getting worse and your ribs are breaking.
I know, but I must still run my country. i must still do everything. Including going with you to the local hooka bars, Brutus.
But, Ceaser, I am scared I'm slowly killing you.
This ceaser will never die.
let's go smoke a bowl. :)
et tu, brutus? *cough*cough*

 

by erin
10-31-04
Ceaser and Brutus take over Wells College's underground economic sector.
I love our campus job.
Monopolizing the underground economic sector is fun.
Everyone finds out. Their RA threatens to write them up.
did you know about Starbuck and Nore?
who doesn't know?
Ceaser and Brutus jump three steps ahead of the wonkies.
FUCK!!
Let's clean our shit up!!! and spread some rumors...

 

by erin
11-14-04
So, increases in demand can cause stress or pressure on the market to deliver.
But increases in supply could make the situation better.
And so much more mellow.
Exactly. Man, i love being an economy major and pondering such theoritical situations like these.
THEORITICAL, man, that's it! We can talk about economic theory all we want.
umm.. hmmm..

 

by erin
11-14-04
Seriously, Starbuck, Sabrina and I were SQUEALING talking about next semester with Klitgaard.
hmmm..
he's doing an ecological footprint study. I'm gonna ask him if green's could help.
you're still talking about Klitgaard?
I could talk about Russian migration instead..
save it for history class.

 

by erin
10-12-05
I want to look pretty.
Do you have money?
How do I get money?
Get a job.
I want a job.
First, you have to look pretty.

 

by erin
10-12-05
Hhmmm, I keep finding myself thinking about lesbian sex.
I'm not really into men right now, or really, have I ever been?
I wonder if I'm a lesbian
you are, you are!!
now, all I need is someone to have lesbian sex with.
Hopefully a woman. A really beautiful woman.

 

by erin
10-12-05
The Captain approaches Erin.
Hey, aren't you suppose to be singing with the Whirligigs right now?
No..
Ohh, my roomate just talks about you like you're in the whirligigs.
Nope, can't sing on key for my life.
2 1/2 hours later..
Are you sure you're not in Gigs?
I wonder if she's flirting with me...

 

by erin
10-12-05
Don't you want to celebrate Christmas the RIGHT way? The American Dream way!
Presents under the tree, meat and high-energy intensive food on the table, a wife to prepare the food and the table, keep the kids quiet, the house clean, and entertain the guests?
Then sell your soul to Corporate America. It's so easy, just ten hours a day of mind-numbing labor and all the riches of imperialism are YOURS!! YAY EXPLOITATION AND WAR!!!

 

by erin
10-12-05
many days after their first encounter, the Captain approaches Erin again..
Just so you know, I'm not stalking you.
damn.
If you're friends are telling you that or something.
No, they're not.
Well, I'm sick of being a stalker. I want someone to stalk to me.
Hmmm....

 

by erin
10-12-05
Erin follows the Captain to class.
quiet, quiet
not following, looking the other way, not stalking
what is erin doing? Oh right, we both have class right now, that must be it.
OH, MAN, this chick is hot. she makes my heart beat crazy! I can't breathe, I can't breathe, breath in, breath out, breath in, breathe out.. OH CAPTAIN!!
what is that pounding noise?

 

by erin
10-17-05
This used to be a great time of year for the pagans.
But ever since the capitalists started using it to sell candy and costumes, it's lost all meaning.
My religion is more than dressing in black, cackling, and riding around on brooms. And, you know, I don't even like candy.
CANDY- GIVE ME CANDY! :)

 

by erin
11-26-05
uuuuuuhhhhhhhh
maybe i could, uuuhhh, i could......uuuuuhhh, i can stare at facebook for hours...... ooorr not...
i like how my menstration blood smells. i can smell my vagina. ~smiles~

 

by erin
11-26-05
sometimes i hate some people who talk all the goddamn time...
i refuse to wear all black because i believe that it is unbelievably tacky.
I have this thing with my socks...
Do you have a major lie? I do, its Political science with a minor in literature. we don't talk about women studies.
i had to hang out with my southern grandma and my little cousins who are scared of dogs, and i'm all like DOGS.. i love dogs, im one of those people who eat when my dog eats.
this might not show just how annoying it is when she talks, bc you can't hear her tone.
i would join facebook, because i believe its a tool of oppression. i am on live journal.
Oh, her? we will here to now refer to as darth vadar. go back to oregon darth vadar.

 

by erin
11-26-05
ummm, i need some fun, ~wink, wink~ let's leave.
YES!
if you'll just come into my room...
you'll remind me what ectasy feels like?

 

by erin
12-01-05
hey neither, i like your ears...
oh god, she's talking to me...
hi cappy
do you wanna come to my room and pet my cat?
i don't know how to respond to that..

 

by erin
12-01-05
Cappy and Nore find themselves infront of a watercooler..
I am making a list of body lotions flavors that Bath and Body Works has neglected to think of, I'm going to make them millions, which they will then give to me.
mmmm, that's interesting.
But so far all I can think of is mustard body lotion . (giggles hysterically for ten minutes.)
what about cucumber sulfer?
no. that's stupid.
why am I still talking to her?

 

by erin
12-01-05
why do we always spend all our time infront of this watercooler? there's no water coolers on wells campus.
It's unimportant, what's important is that if Bath and Body would stop hanging up on me, we both could be raking in the dough...
and i could buy you that huge diamond ring with a 24 karat gold band that i know you've been wanting..
you mean the SUSTAINABLE huge diamond ring with a 24k gold band...
Yeah, right, that's what I meant...
ooooh, i'm sooo turned on right now...

 

by erin
5-01-06
Nore goes to McDonalds after returning to the US.
Can I get a large schwrama?
and a foxi kondi?
No.
damn it.

 

by erin
5-01-06
Nore in a Danish bar.
Can I get a staropreman?
No, only Carlsberg here- classic, tuborg, pilsner..
Ok, how much for a large tuborg?
45 kroner.
WHAT?
Hey, its probably the best beer in the world.

 

by erin
7-13-06
There's something I need to say to her, but I can't figure out what it is.
Maybe I just miss talking to her. I do miss her. Alot.
But I don't know if I have any right to miss her.
How could she just disappear from my life so quickly? How could I be such an awful person? Why didn't I tell her the truth from the beginning? Why do I like men??!!
Erin, who are you talking to?
Uumm.. I wasn't talking.. It was the television.

 

by erin
7-13-06
I think about calling you at least once a day. I've started writing you three different letters and none of them say what i want to say.
this is about more than my indiscrestions in Denmark. this is about you not being able to control me.
I miss your mixtapes.

 

by erin
7-25-06
as of this day forward, the entire police forces of these five counties are resigning and moving to freeland.
i think you all understand how useless we are besides being a tool of the bourgeious.
well, we are not the bourgesois and we refuse to work for them and protect their stuff. BOURGEIOUS.. your stuff is mine.
thank you.

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