The Senate sucks..

Author: erin

Date: September 17, 2004

by erin
9-17-04
Hi, I'm Max Baucus.. one of the many old white men in your senate. I attended Standford University and then Standford law, worked as an attorney, and joined the senate in 1978.
Robert C. Byrd from West Virginia. I got my JD from the American University in 1963, and for 8 straight elections, i've been elected senator of WV. In 94, i recieved my BA from Marshall University.
I got my degrees at Harvard University and University of Virgina Law School. I'm Ted Kennedy and my first political expeirence was when I was elected to fill my brother's, John F Kennedy's seat
in the senate. Way back in 1962. We Kennedy's are ambitous people. I'd almost even say we're part of the American Aristocracy.
uumm.. where's the diversity in American representation? I've decided we can't just wait until all they all die off..
So, wait, there are really no black senators??
Umm.. nope, not currently, and it looks like there's only been four of them ever.