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by fcc
4-26-01
Strikingly...
Hey Mark.
hiya beth.
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I went for a haircut and look what they did! They cut the back off and--
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What the fuck was that?!
what was what?

 

by fcc
4-26-01
Justly...
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Don't you mean "undersexed?"
shutup.

 

by fcc
4-28-01
Depressingly...
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I hate my life.

 

by fcc
4-28-01
Amicably...
I don't sit in front of my computer.
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I stand.
Don't ever touch me again.

 

by fcc
5-01-01
Subconsciously...
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I think you took a wrong turn somewhere in life if you're reading this. Oh, no wait, that's me.
I'm not talking to you any more.

 

by fcc
5-01-01
Freely...
...and now I'm a ska kid...
Isn't the term for that "rude?"
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...and now I'm emo...
Your hair color doesn't determine who you are, ya know. And quit changing shirts. Its annoying.
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...and now I'm a ska kid...
Oh, go get a life.

 

by fcc
5-01-01
Unintentionally...
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You know, recreating what others would say to me in a comic strip is hard work.
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Go die.
damnit.

 

by fcc
5-01-01
Unsucessfully...
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damn you and your many expressions.

 

by fcc
5-03-01
Mundanely...
Good. Now that school is over, I can spend my time on more productive things.
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suck.
Look kid, we've been through this.

 

by fcc
5-03-01
Unrelatedly...
Its spelled "hypocrisy".
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No it's not.
Its spelled "hypocrisy".
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And "its" should be it's. And you should have the period inside the quotes. And you shouldn't start a sentence with "and." And you already did a comic like this. and..
suck. ....why am I in a spaceship?

 

by fcc
5-03-01
Atomically...
Oh hey, El Mexicano, what's up.
WTF? I look nothing like this in real life.
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Well..uh..you're always smiling right?
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Oh no, I wasted this comic strip on nothing. As opposed to what I usually do. Which is something different.
Duuude, that bass drum would make a sweet floor tom.

 

by fcc
5-03-01
Equivocally...
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Why is it that I always find the self-degrading comics on here to be funny? And why do I, in turn, make more self-degrading comics?
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Don't ask me, you freak. I barely know you. In fact, I'm not even me, I'm a representation of myself based on what you've interpreted. A bad interpretation at that.
where, oh where is that sado-masochistic penguin and that kid in the suit?

 

by fcc
5-03-01
Unlikely...
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oh, hey beth.
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...yeah...like I was saying...look at what they did to my hair..
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Quit doing that!
Doing what?

 

by fcc
5-03-01
Spherically...
Oh...its getting to be so late that I should...
Hey, watch this.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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...oh...its getting to be so late that I should...
I'm so special.

 

by fcc
5-03-01
Responsively...
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Hey, my motto is "make comics until you drop." Sure it doesn't rhyme, but it's a good motto.
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....oh...the pain...this isn't funny..

 

by fcc
5-10-01
Parasitically...
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...You know, I can sing that song by Whitney Houston in the correct register...
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...the "and IIIII will allways looove yoouu" one..
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And you're bragging about this?
...and also the Titanic song by Celine Dion...

 

by fcc
5-10-01
Blankly...
...Who are you?
I AM YOUR HOMEWORK. Muahaha. You should be studying, young man.
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Then why are you a telephone?
You ask too many questions. Where are the Pringles.

 

by fcc
6-19-01
Scientifically...
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NEUTRINOS HAVE MASS!!
Die. Here. Now.

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