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by fcc
4-22-01
Just then...
YES! Finally got rid of ska!! I got rid of ska!! I got rid of ska!!
I hate him
So...
OW.
boom.
end.
Yahoo chat good.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Dude, my head is SO much bigger than yours. AND LOOK AT MY EYES!! Check this out...Look, I can make 'em big like this. SEE?! COOL, HUH?
uh...
www.striptease.com/sandra ~~~ THE BEST PORN EVER!! GO NOW!! I'M HOT!!
but, no you're not...
end.
and you wonder why I'm like this.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
I must be ugly. That's it. That's why I don't get girls. I mean, I'm in a band and everything. 2 bands, even.
HEY YOU! You seen my girlfriend around here? You'd probably recognize her, she's on the cover of "Glamour" magazine.
end.
ok, there goes that theory. Maybe its my pacman shirt.
HEY JOCELYN!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Hey, I saw you with that ugly dude yesterday. Why'd you dye your hair black? And why isn't it still black? Huh? Huh?
damn...how do I get out of this one.
I mean, I know I'm not exactly pretty or anything, even for a yahoo chatter, but what gives? Hey Greg, come here! Check out Mark! His hair is red again!
gotta think...gotta think......i wonder when the last time i changed shirts was....shit, gotta think....
This punchline has been pre-empted by a lame visual joke.
I'm beside myself with confusion.
Now I'm gonna have to explain this...not to mention that my hair is black again...and stop grabbing my ass.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Suddenly,
Damn..I know I hate fart jokes, but I really gotta do this..
I wish I could open my mouth so I could talk...I hate fart jokes.
But then,
I want to fart, but something isn't right...
sheesh...I try to run away, and he follows me. I'm out of here. Exit, stage up.
end.
Ahhhhh...bettttteerrr....Yeeeeaahh....
God hates me. First that guy with the axe, then this. I should just give up and join the Pinfields.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Specifically...
ok..yeah, right there..oohh yeah, that's good stuff.
I can't believe I'm doing this...
.....
HEY! Don't DO that!!
sorry.
end.
Its ok, you did a pretty rad job on this manicure.
And to think, I went to college for this.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
You know who you are.
MARK! You are soooo hot!! I'm the dancer, for the Pinfields, k?
I really need to open my mouth more.
...
And another thing, why do people keep using this character to represent me? I don't have green hair!! Stop ripping off verbalkint's characters!! :/
Well since I can't talk, I'll assume you can read my thoughts. There's something I haven't told you about my appearance.
end.
I'm gonna go cry some more.
...and I *DO* know how to play the oboe.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Sad..just....sad.
So..uh...you wanna get your guy to fail his classes?
Yeah...I plan to...I'm also making other people money by hiding their software in his programs...its cool..I guess..
....
Shit, these dating situations are always so awkward...
Oh fuck...get back to your guy, here comes mine.
end.
Man...I wonder why my life sucks so hard right now...oh well, back to Unreal Tournament.
LOADING...

 

by fcc
4-22-01
end.
Dude, that comic was lame.
I know I can't talk, but...bite me.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Again...
Not having a job really bites. At least I got this orange juice and half a college ed-uh-cation.
Ben, you need to get over yourself. I'm telling you this as a friend. And as a roommate in a trash can. Hey, there's the mailman.
...
Hmm..where to get a job...maybe if i....
"Dear Ben Manner: due to partial college training, we're giving you a job at the highest levels of our company. You may actually be dumber than those who have to actually think, but..you're hired.
end.
YES! COLLEGE RULES! TIME TO GET SOME!!
Ok. It may just be because I'm a communications major, but why am I a chicken?

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Questioningly...
You know, my eyebrows used to be red. Then I went to Argentina to visit family and they were turned black. I swear, its true.
Holy shit dude, you can talk! Uh, can you explain something to me?
....
Sure, what?
If your hair is naturally red, why does your pubic hair look like that?
end.
Fuck. I hate it when I forget to wear pants.
Not that I stare at your crotch when your talking to me...usually its your ass.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Please, stop reading this...
Dude, I'm sick of being the default starting characters.
You're telling me! I'm not even really Asian! OR A GIRL!
.......
Really? What DO you look like then?
Well...Let's switch places and I'll show ya.
end.
"Im very Asian."
You forgot your pants again.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
It is getting too late...
ok...ok..ok...
yeah, ok...ok...
......................
end.
Did it move?
You are one sick bastard.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Unfortunately...
...oh man...that bench freaks me out....its getting closer...CLOSER..
Hi, I'm a bench.
....
WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!
Yeah, sorry about Mark not having pants in those last few comics.
end.
Tasty.
Righteous.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Spevaically...
Daddy, we wiped out humankind. NOW can we play?!
Uh well..
..
uh...what?
Ya see son, its kinda funny...heh..I want you to meet someone...
end.
R-O-B-O-T-S! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? GooOOO ROBOTS!! ALRIGHT! YAY!! WOO!!
That's it. I'm gonna go live with Mom, the toaster oven, and get my arms welded to my sides permanently.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Obviously...
Ok, what am I gonna make the next one about? I KNOW...I could use that army general character and put him with the squirrel and..
Hey Mark, uh...your comics are getting weird. You should go to sleep.
.........
Oh hey, Jocelyn. I was just thinking about you.
uh...I hope you weren't planning to use me in one of those weird comics of yours..PLEASE don't put my face in one of those, k?
end.
better?
This is SOO not what I meant.

 

by fcc
4-22-01
Linedrawingly....
sigh
Yo Sparks, whats up?
. . .
Well I'm sick and tired of feeling sick...and, well...tired.
Hmmm...Yeah, we gotta fix that.
end.
Dude, I think that you misread that manual..
Oh yeah...about that manual...I kinda made that up....need another nail?

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Undauntingly...
Well dang...how does this thing work...
Oh great, I'd prefer that red-headed dork to this guy..
.. . ...
letsee... I type "HI ALL"...press enter...there, letsee what that does.
she_dont_need_no_one says, "HI ALL"
end.
I'm getting good at this.
wal_mart_trash says, "OH HI LILY!!"

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Anonymously...
Informer, You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame...
................
A licky boom-boom down
end.
Get it? Snow?
Dude, not only is that joke, lame, its older than sin. And its not funny, too.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Exhaustively...
I've come to the realization that since no one likes ska except for me, that I should...
HEY! I like ska! SEE? I'm dressed like a rude girl!! I'm RUDE!! Watch me skank!!
.....
.....
Woo! Pickitup pickitup pickitup!! Woo...this is kind of tiring...woo..I think I'll stop now.. Actually, this is getting kind of old..
end.
Forget ska!! I'm gonna go listen to Creed!! ROCK!!
sigh...I've come to the realization that since no one likes ska except for me, that I should...

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Continually...
...listen to emo. I figure, if I'm gonna be depressed and angry all the time, I might as well not pretend to be happy through music using upbeats.
::introduce me already, mark.::
.
So this is my emo friend, Aaron Sam.
::uh...hi...i think...i have two names...i'm so unhappy. life is so unfair.::
end.
nevermind.
::i don't even have enough morale to cry. the world is a lie.::

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Continuously....
ok. so I decided to try this emo thing out a little bit, despite aaron sam. i dyed my hair black...
::::
... . . . ...
...because bands like the pinfields and even rx bandits are starting to play emo music and...oh great.
::the skies cry for lonely autumn poets....::
end.
ok, well, nevermind again. Aaron Sam is always there with a reason for me not to try to leave the ska scene. Last year he was a raver.
::...this is the vail of silence which never fades through the fog:: - - - - - ....i ate a glowstick.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
At an 'At The Drive In' show (ingly)....
Where the hell did Aaron Sam go? Oh well...wow, nice bass guitar...I wonder if its a--oh wow..what a catch...uh..hi..i'm mark...i like ska. uh, you?
Yeah I love emo...wait...did you just say you like ska?!
.............................
Uh..yeah.
Eww!! That's so last year! And where the hell are your glasses and black hair?! I'm out of here, loser.
end.
oh her? that's andrea. she's so easy, she doesn't say no to ANYBODY. -- my soul is filled with naught and rage.:
damnit. suck.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Finally...
Well the emo thing didn't work out. So I guess I'm stuck being a 'ska kid'.
::the vandals of the heart are worth two in the mind's eye.:: --- man...i need an advil.
.
but ya know....
::the rapt heart alone makes the fallen cards lighter:: no really, i've been like this for three days...i'm about to pass out..
end.
I could be a goth.
::AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!:: -- ::the fright from flight of evil makes an emo boy piss the pants he does not have on.::

 

by fcc
4-23-01
enter Bobo32 (ingly...)
oh yeah, by the way, I'm Mark...or fcc. Whichever.
Due to my closed mouth I can't really talk either, but I thought I'd point out that this comic is destined to be unfunny. Oh yeah, and stop competing with me.
....
I make no guarantees to the humor contained in my comics.
Oh sure....use that lame excuse. You'll probably end this with me turning into a chicken or an elephant or something.
end.
Nope, another overused ending.
Go do your rhetoric homework, you loser.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Lazily....
You know, I probably shouldn't make references to other comic creators that I don't even know.
No shit dude....you just started doing this last night. Don't you have a project to start on?
.........
...
Another thing: I probably wouldn't use the word "dude." And don't even thing of plagarizing me. I know you were looking through my comics. You can't even get fugobo's name right.
end.
I'm wonderful.
Suck.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Accordingly....
Hey, I got one. What did the fat old guy say when I came to visit.
....
end.
Good one.
I thought so.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Pathetically....
I suddenly have the sudden love for something, but it isn't life.
.........
end.
oh yeah.
This is one weird chat system you have going. please don't disable my sound card.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Unendingly...
..
end.
If you're gonna stare at me like that, you could at least put boxers on.

 

by fcc
4-23-01
Pointlessly....
....
end.
Did it move or not?
Dude, I wish you'd quit asking me that you psychotic freak.

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Begrudgingly...
.
end.
No, I still haven't validated your existence.
damnit.

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Unsurpassingly....
You questioning my existence, sucka?
.....
end.
Don't look at me like that.
How come you keep leaving the dialog in the center panel blank?

 

by fcc
4-24-01
This one doesn't even deserve a word.
The trajectory of..
Go to sleep. I know I say this every night to every artist on here, but go to fucking sleep.
..
end.
You are so very Asian.
I'm fucking Indian, your procrastinating insomniac!

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Untheoretically...
I'd laugh so hard if I had a face other than this one.
..........
end.
shut up.
what?

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Strangely...
see? I guess I shouldn't count on being on time for dinner.
damn.
..
wait. something's amiss.
...
end.
Ok fcc, next time get the aim right.
and add some background you no talent hack.

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Undesirably...
Since I have class at 8:30 in the morning, and I have a project due which I haven't even started, maybe ignoring it by making comics will make it go away.
Don't forget yahoochat.
. .
end.
damnit.
Who am I anyway? And why do your comics seem to have a formula?

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Fittingly.....
If you say girlfriend a lot of times, it loses all meaning.
..
girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend
end.
dude, that's a lame way to cope with your lack of a relationship.
shutup.

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Satirically...
Ya know, I wish people would stop making fun of me and my comics.
..
end.
...but you make fun of yourself and your comics.
...and that emo segment should've been 'Teil drei' for part three. And I said 'your' instead of you in one comic. And I keep beginning with 'and's. And I...

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Effervescently...
well, by popular demand, I'm emo again.
::but shouldn't you shun popular opinion and create a purely emotional state? (The beauty of the twilight eludes a viscious ending)::
......
...
end.
I feel so conflicted.
::You're telling me. (the ending of an era is less painful than the ending of this nail.)::

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Alarmingly....
so because of that project, I didn't sleep last night.
Really? How you holding up?
......................................
end.
Everything seems normal to me, Roy Rooster.
hmm.

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Metaphorically...
...
So I realized that whenever my body is going haywire due to a lack of sleep, the guestbook to my webpage always crashes.
..
error
Damn, that's weird.
end.
No its not, loser.
sleep good.

 

by fcc
4-24-01
Stupidly...
Since I'm the bassist of my band, I was wondering...
...
......
Since I'm the bassist of my band, I was wondering...
...
end.
...would it say "All your bass are belong to us?"
go die. now. please. now. die.

 

by fcc
4-25-01
Simply....
....
end.
That's a whip, not a branch.
die, nurd. .......and its a flail. Or something like that.

 

by fcc
4-25-01
Poignantly....
*ahem*
...
I would like to--
Poignantly....
That's not funny.
hehe

 

by fcc
4-25-01
Vainly....
Looking at Don Ricardo's comics made me realize that some people just really shouldn't make comics.
.....
...
...
end.
Like you?
shut up.

 

by fcc
4-25-01
Undoubtedly....
......
end.
I'm not going to say it.
damnit.

 

by fcc
4-25-01
Forgetably..
The other day somebody told me that Santa Claus didn't exist.
..
...
end.
I'll be your Santa Claus.
Get away from me, you freak.

 

by fcc
4-25-01
Hazily....
........
end.
You aren't Dilbert, ya know.
shutup.

 

by fcc
4-26-01
Attributionally...
So today I....hmm...wait a minute...something's odd here.
Yeah, I....something's not right..
..
TAKE OFF THAT MASK!
TAKE OFF THAT MASK!
end.
I don't know exactly how I feel about this.
You still aren't Dilbert.

 

by fcc
4-26-01
Robotically...
TOBO--wait a minute. If you make comics this late at night, they'll never be read, ya know.
.........
Robotically...
You're a weird one.
At least I'm not a giant red talking robot that repeats the same phrase over and over again. Oh wait, yes I am. shutup.

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