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by fishoutofbeer
10-09-03
One day at the ranch
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Well, if rotor turbines generate gravitons, and Tobor will cornhole you, then corndogs and children like watermelon wine.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by fishoutofbeer
11-12-03
So I say to her, "sure, I'll look after the octopus while you're away."
"And here is a good place for net protection. And here are some sand dollars."
Meh! See You Next Tuesday!
And she says "nevermind, you fucking cod-piece, I got one of my Sea Cucumbers to watch it."

 

by fishoutofbeer
4-20-04
Teen ass rammed beyond repair
Massive anal creampie eatout
Blonde with huge boobs ripped

 

by fishoutofbeer
4-20-04
Outdoor rooftop hentai sex
...
Don't mind if I do...

 

by fishoutofbeer
4-20-04
So you've said
And she says "nevermind, you fucking cod-piece, I got one of my Sea Cucumbers to watch it."
So, what's going to happen
Well, she's talking to her lawyer...
So, can you help me?
RAAARGH!!!!!!!!

 

by fishoutofbeer
9-07-05
It's been a long time since I rock-N-rolled
Welcome back.
It's been a long time, it's been a long time, it's been a long time
I see you've been speeding to impress a girl.
It's been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!
Atta boy!

 

by fishoutofbeer
9-21-05
So then I say, "hey baby, how about MY apples."
HA!
Get it? MY apples?
sigh

 

by fishoutofbeer
9-23-05
Bollocks!
Fancy a pint?

 

by fishoutofbeer
9-28-05
Take me out to the ball game
17-9 drubbing of the Yanks
Take me out with the crowd
of course, we're still 21 games out of first
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
Thank the Great Cockroach for hotdogs and beer

 

by fishoutofbeer
9-29-05
Day 4: Rude awakening
Welcome aboard. I want you to take ownership of this project.
Cool!
Think outside the box, show some initiative, wow me!
Excellent!
Of course, I'm completely inflexible and will expect you to do it my way.
Uh-oh.

 

by fishoutofbeer
10-02-05
Hmmm
I dunno, I guess sometimes it's just hard to trust people
MMmmm
I mean, you just never know when someone may turn out to be a psycho killer.
Don't you think, Mark? Mark?

 

by fishoutofbeer
10-03-05
Day 9
I need you to implement a committee-designed Website by the end of the month.
Uh, sure.
They've been working on it a year and have almost no Web design experience. Plus, I want it to be different.
Um, ok. When can I meet with them?
Never.
must...void...bowels...

 

by fishoutofbeer
10-05-05
Put your hands in the air
and shake them like you just don't care
this is so flashdance meets shawshank redemption.
And 8 minutes. Don't forget 8 minutes.

 

by fishoutofbeer
10-07-05
Day 15
But I needed to edit it!
You know, I don't really think it's a good idea to have this file in two places.
But I needed to edit it!
It's on the network.
I printed it out so that you could update the original.
I just think we shouldn't have multiple copies, that's all.

 

by fishoutofbeer
10-07-05
Day 15, cont.
Huh? It looks like the version on the network *is* up-to-date.
HA! And you went and got your feelings hurt!
My feelings weren't hurt, I just thought we shouldn't have the file in multiple places.
Yeah. You are so noble.
OMFG. What is with this bitch?

 

Seriously. Girls don't fart.
Whatever you say, Pootzilla.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-12-05

 

Now wait just a Gol'durn second. Are you saying this chimp is our president?
by fishoutofbeer, 10-12-05

 

Now where did I put my semi-automatic pistol?
by fishoutofbeer, 10-13-05

 

Amsterdam
Dude, that's one huge knob.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

 

East Baltimore
Awright, man, then name something else I can do to score some crack.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

 

Bikini Wax
I smell fish.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

 

There's a harsh winter coming on
Nuts!
by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

 

Really? I'm gay too! Fancy a circle jerk?
by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

 

Virginia is for Lovers!
by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

 

Have you tried Ritalin?
by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

 

by fishoutofbeer
10-20-05
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Yodel-a-hee-hoo.

 

At the Christian Academy
Meh.
Ha! No one suspects that Jesus was a robot.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-21-05

 

Friday Afternoon
Ahhhh. Another week down and no worse for wear.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-21-05

 

Does your master insist you look like a pussy?
by fishoutofbeer, 10-21-05

 

That ain't my belly button!
That's not my finger. Surprise!
by fishoutofbeer, 10-21-05

 

I knew I shouldn't have tried to jump 32 toddlers.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-21-05

 
by fishoutofbeer, 10-21-05

 

wtf?
wtf?
by fishoutofbeer, 10-21-05

 

Don't you just love Poe?
Indeed!
by fishoutofbeer, 10-25-05

 

WTF are you doing here? It's Halloween!
Shit!
by fishoutofbeer, 10-26-05

 

I think I'm tired of being a vegitarian.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-26-05

 

And you kain't spel. Dumshit.
Crepe!
by fishoutofbeer, 10-26-05

 

What's that?
Your report card. Grade A it's not.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-27-05

 

Hey hot stuff.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-27-05

 

You're allergic to cashmere.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-27-05

 

It wasn't me.
by fishoutofbeer, 10-28-05

 

C'mon mate. I'll blow your bloody blood sucking arse off!
by fishoutofbeer, 11-02-05

 

Oh shit! Not again.
by fishoutofbeer, 11-02-05

 

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
by fishoutofbeer, 11-02-05

 

Monday, Monday
Can't trust
that day.
by fishoutofbeer, 11-14-05

 

Now that's more like it!
by fishoutofbeer, 11-14-05

 

Day One
by fishoutofbeer, 11-15-05

 

Day one, cont.
Jesus. Is that my skin?
by fishoutofbeer, 11-15-05

 

The first temptation of Dan
C'Mon. A little coffee never hurt anyone.
^urp^
by fishoutofbeer, 11-15-05

 

I just don't feel like we have much in common anymore.
by fishoutofbeer, 11-15-05

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