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Failure by fishoutofbeer 3-13-01
Who is this guy? I've done it! I've created a monster!	I'm outta here.... You shall do my bidding!	Please?

 

These Days by fishoutofbeer 3-13-01
Outside Dubya's place Take me to your leader! .............	.............	Uh-oh

 

Culture through the ages by fishoutofbeer 3-16-01
1711 So Pope is lamenting the degeneration of critical thought ? Or he's attempting to delineate between classical and natural criticism.	1866 Was Raskolnikov's repentance and love for Sonya represents Christian Socialism?	2001 So is Joey EVER going to nail Phoebe?

 

Culture through the ages by fishoutofbeer 3-16-01
1711 So Alexander Pope is lamenting the degeneration of critical thought ? Or he's attempting to delineate between classical and natural criticism.	1866 So Raskolnikov has a dream and, swayed by Sonya's goodness, repents? What's that about? I think it represents Christian Socialism.	2001 Is Joey EVER going to nail Phoebe?

 

Academy Awards Commentary #1 by fishoutofbeer 3-27-01
At the Oscars AAAAAHHHHHHHHH	AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH	Bjork!

 

Academy Awards Commentary #2 by fishoutofbeer 3-27-01
Across town...		Is it just me, or does Russell Crowe look like a Kewpie Doll?

 

Academy Awards Commentary #3 by fishoutofbeer 3-27-01
At Frank's Place C'mon....C'mon......	Just a little lower.....	Goddammit, just pan to her tits for Christ's sake!!

 

Sometimes circumstances have to be just right. by fishoutofbeer 3-29-01
Come here often? Get lost, moron.	Have we met? Get bent, ya preppy potato masher.	Windy, huh? Fine. Let's fuck, pod-boy.

 

And sometimes that's unfortunate by fishoutofbeer 3-29-01
Hey, man. Get lost, ya fucking poof.	Have we met? Take a hike, dork.	Uh, hey. Bend over, bitch.

 

Contest XVIII by fishoutofbeer 4-03-01
A survey of world religions The Boshongo of Zaire believe that the god Bumba vomited up the sun, earth, and all living creatures

 

Second try: Contest XVIII by fishoutofbeer 4-03-01
A survey of world religions The Boshongo of Zaire believe the god Bumba vomited up the sun, earth, and all living creatures.	Wiccans believe in symbols, seasonal days of celebration and deities from ancient Celtic society, and magick.	I believe your momma likes it up the ass.

 

Contest XVIII (What a trial!) by fishoutofbeer 4-04-01
A survey of world religions The Boshongo of Zaire believe the god Bumba vomited up the sun, earth, and all living creatures	Wiccans believe in seasonal days of celebration, magickal animals, and deities from ancient Celtic society.	I believe your momma likes it up the ass.

 

Ode to the Enter button by fishoutofbeer 4-04-01
Honor thy brother and fuck his wife Baby, baby, bring on the felchmonkeys! Hmm, felching, where've I heard that before?	Whatta ya mean? It was all over the news! Huh? You mean that incredible terrible incident involving...

 

Contest XVIII acceptance speech by fishoutofbeer 4-05-01
Julie Roberts, aka fishoutofbeer, accepts the award I have a long list of people I'd like to thank--yes, I see you stick guy, but I may never get this chance again--	I want to thank my employers for providing me with the hardware and internet connection which I selfishly use for my own entertainment	And thanks to everyone involved in my upbringing (you know who you are)--without you I'd never have been this fucked up. Oh, and boorite, you STILL owe me that 10 bucks.

 

Contest XXI-- My allegiance to the Lord Host of Parasites by fishoutofbeer 4-09-01
This week on: The Earth is tilted Gab, gab, gab that's all I hear. What a wirthless group of boors. I just hope I'm not confused for a piggy. A Xenocide is afoot, ya know!	Don't be blue my little Johnny come lately. The Force will give you the dexterity to avoid extinction. Don't placate me. This is big evil, dammit. I'm in deep kempshe!	Hey, nice Scythe. I need a drink.

 

All's fair in drinking and binging by fishoutofbeer 4-09-01
fishoutofbeer sees the light I can't believe I didn't pick boorite. Alas. Mounting the poop deck--ha--what could I have been thinking?	Still, we would've missed Gabe raging on and on and on and on and on at wirthling. And Oedipal Choate. That's good!	It's no use. This must be why affirmative action doesn't work. sigh.

 

Next on Who gives a shit? by fishoutofbeer 4-09-01
Whatever happened to Joey Lawrence?		Woah.

 

Just the punchline, please by fishoutofbeer 4-09-01
One day on Golgotha Peter...	Peter...	Peter....I can see your house from here.

 

As I always say by fishoutofbeer 4-10-01
You can't give sheep the vote......		God knows I've tried.

 

Proverbs de la spoo by fishoutofbeer 4-11-01
Sally Rants Awhile Death always comes too early or too late. Hey, you said it happened to lots of guys!	Adversity comes with instruction in his hand. Well, if you'd put out once in awhile, ya little snit!	As my momma always says, calling the devil is not the same as seeing him come. I'll say!

 

Proverbs for a swollen member by fishoutofbeer 4-11-01
Jamie speaks out He comes with incense in one hand, in the other a spear. Send him my way!	A good bone does not always come to a good dog. I gotta get some sleep soon. Care to thwart your own proverb?	He that always thinks it is too soon is sure to come too late. C'mon baby, my balls are turnin' blue here!

 

Tyler chastens Tobor by fishoutofbeer 4-12-01
I find "I will violate your tender end" to be much less offensive.		^sigh^ RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

 

On the next Geraldo by fishoutofbeer 4-12-01
Tonight we welcome Peaches to Coprophiles anonymous	We discovered Peaches selling her body to satisfy her fetish.	Sob! It's true. I was trading tit for scat.

 

CC29: Old dogs and children by fishoutofbeer 5-11-01
Golly bang, son, I'm glad you called. Molly Roads have I got problems...	My Depends done pranced into my crack, I kaint get my candle hard no more, my hairline's receding, my...	Brrrriiiiiiiinnng! What's that friggin' noise?

 

Comic 3 Contest 3 by fishoutofbeer 6-01-01
A bug's life Hey, little girl, wanna make a movie?	You can knock me on my back and watch me wriggle...	Ahhhhh. Sweet Surrender.

 

Comic 3 Contest 3 by fishoutofbeer 6-01-01
Scrittchle scrittchle clack clack	Plink plink.........MOAN	Ahhhhh. Sweet Surrender.

 

On a personal note by fishoutofbeer 6-01-01
Boorite receives his just deserts Seriously, you don't know the difference between a paddle and an oar?	How about the difference between further and farther?	Rarrrr! Tobor will cornhole you! Ahhhh. Sweet surrender.

 

Serial II --and I suppose it tastes like chicken, too by fishoutofbeer 6-05-01
Meanwhile...back at the ranch Golly jenkins--unggghh that's it chicky--what's wrong with me? I've become a donkey sodomizer of the first order...	First it was felching monkeys...unggh-Oo-Oo right there chicky...what could be worse? Chicky?	Hey, chick, where're you goin'? I thought I was the only one. Besides, my ass is raw.

 

Comic Contest 100010 (late late late) by fishoutofbeer 6-07-01
And the award for best video... When I was just a baby, my Momma told me, son--Don't titty fuck no manboobs--	--don't play with your own gun. But I shot my wad in Reno, just to watch it fly.	Now I'm stuck with jism flotsam, crusting in my eyes.

 

Dust to dust by fishoutofbeer 9-17-01
Wheeweee, summin shure stanks	Hee hee hee. That's grossy-wossy!	Ah, sweet somnambulism.

 

And they call this progress? by fishoutofbeer 11-03-01
Saturday Afternoon @ the Library RRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG Beep beep Whocha	RRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG Beep beep Whocha	RRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG Beep beep Whocha

 

Catfish fight at the local Asian Smorgasbord by fishoutofbeer 11-06-01
You wanna see the back of my hand, bitch?	I swear to god, I'm going to open up a can of Piri-Piri and toss in in your eyes!	Sorry, I'm just Carping Diem. Did you mean: blowjob

 

In Boston by fishoutofbeer 5-19-02
		WHAT?!?

 

The afterlife by fishoutofbeer 5-19-02

 

Well, are you? by fishoutofbeer 10-25-02
		You thinking what I'm thinking?

 

Things to do instead of cleaning the bathroom by fishoutofbeer 10-25-02
And I'd like to shout out to my peeps on Nantucket Island!!!!	BoooooYAAAAA!!!!	uh, is this thing on?

 

Seriously, are you? by fishoutofbeer 10-25-02
		Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

Back by popular demand by fishoutofbeer 5-22-03
Corrigendum I meant desserts	Really. "Just Desserts"	That's a saying, isn't it? Sure...looser.

 

30 Second Feast of semi-randomness by fishoutofbeer 8-14-03
I wonder what bush will do with this newest problem	Weiner Roast!!!	God, PMS sucks.

 

Once upon a time in America by fishoutofbeer 8-15-03
Danial Pipes called. ?	He wonders why you smell and act differently than true Americans. ??	He respectfully requests that you cease and dismiss with your Muslim ways. !?!

 

More on the Pipe nomination by fishoutofbeer 8-15-03
hee hee hee	ta-heehee	Let me guess: "laying pipe" Guffaw!

 

Feedback on a Monday Afternoon by fishoutofbeer 8-25-03
Your site sucks.	I can't find anything on it. I clicked and nothing happened. It sucks. It's crap. Crap I say.	I'm just being descriptive. There's nothing wrong with being descriptive. I can describe my problem belligerently without consequence, right? Right. One order of redbrutalization coming right up.

 

lemongrasses by fishoutofbeer 8-26-03
		Damn it's dark in here.

 

Loving your job....Priceless by fishoutofbeer 9-09-03
Dunh-duhn	Dunh-duhn	Dunh-duhn Dunh-duhn Dunh-duhn Dunh-duhn AHHHHHH!

 

CC209 -- Great Expectations by fishoutofbeer 9-09-03
I can't wait for X-mas. I wonder what I'll get....	Meanwhile, at the North Pole Ugh! Ugh! That's the last time I'll...Ugh...eat Kung Pao Caribou...Ugh!	You're getting Elf loaf..and liking it.

 

Sharks on the InterWeb by fishoutofbeer 9-10-03
		OMFG. LOL. ROTFLMAO.

 

When to engage that mental brake by fishoutofbeer 9-10-03
Sunshine, on my shoulders, makes me happy What are you so friggen happy about?		I just got my balls drained by a ten dollar whore.

 

And yes it would be nice... by fishoutofbeer 10-09-03
WELCOME!!!!! faaaahhhk	I'M NOT SAYING YOU ARE A DEMON SPAWN!!!! faaaahhhk	We have 40 million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. For Real Time Connection faaaahhhk

 

If it would be be laconic... by fishoutofbeer 10-09-03
YOU SEE, I UNDERSTAND THE BIG PICTURE!!!!!! faaaahhhk	AND I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE DETAILS!!!!!! faaaahhhk	ANIMATED GIFS GET ATTENTION!!!!!! Where is my sword? Falling on it is the answer.

 

Cowboy existentialism by fishoutofbeer 10-09-03
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"	True. We are alone, with no excuses.	Are you thinking what I'm thinking? If you're thinking of getting drunk and greased up and running naked into a biker bar.

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