All comics by fleabitten

 

Christyn goes to Nordstrom following her Senegalese sejour by fleabitten 5-20-06
Baal ma.. Pantalons-bi, ñatta-la? $150	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yow sai-sai nga. I'll give you $4. Umm deedeet..They're already on the sale rack, honey, 50% off from the original $300	Dafa jafa loolu. Ma ngiy dem I have this sudden urge to diminuer the price

 

The stupid fade away by fleabitten 7-06-06
I have this fantasy that she will snap out of it and realize how wrong she was to hurt me-- to hurt SOMEONE-- and she will regret it and let me know that she is truly sorry and will work to become a better person-- a real person.	She won't snap out of it. -Sigh- I know that now	Well at least there's entertainment value in the fact that she has genital herpes HA! HA! I know, it's pretty hilarious, isn't it?

 

Role Reversal by fleabitten 7-15-06
I distinctly remember being so surprised to learn that my preschool teacher didn't live at school Miss Tony, where is your dog? I don't see him anywhere He's not at school, he lives at home with me	I had always thought she got into the closet at night, and emerged in the morning for class You don't live at school..? No Sarah, I go to my home after school like you	I am now baffled and slightly appalled when the roles are reversed Miss Sarah, do you sleep under the desks at night? GOOD LORD CHILD NO, I bolt like hell out of here after school for an emergency nap....Uh I mean..No, DJ, I go to my home after school like you

 

Reminiscing by fleabitten 7-16-06
Hey Earsy, remember when we fed brownies to all the pigeons and that one squirrel at Union Square? Yeah, you know that probably ultimately killed them	Well..if I were a pigeon I think I'd want to be euthanized by chocolate At least that time it was chocolate, remember that time we fed those crazy pigeons with rabies Alka Seltzer?!	Earsy... I don't think those pigeons were rabid. They weren't foaming at the mouth before we fed them the Alka Seltzer No, no, I'm pretty sure they had rabies. And glowing green eyes... I also recall razor-sharp flesh tearing fangs....... We probably shoulda fed them tranquilizers. That might have spared us some limbs

 

Daylight Saving by fleabitten 10-31-06
This Sunday our country observed Daylight Saving by turning the clocks back one hour Unless you're in Arizona, where we don't observe Daylight Saving (because um "it will confuse the cows"....)	Unless you're in the Navajo Nation in Arizona, which does observe daylight savings We want maximal sunlight, bitches	Unless, of course, you're Joe in the Navajo Nation in Arizona who disregards Daylight Savings and time altogether because he knows it's all made up anyway I said, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN..... 'cept when it comes to my Gilmore Girls, don't wanna miss that

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