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by fugobo
4-22-01
not the prop i originally wanted, but i made do.
maybe i should call her, it's been a while since i talked to her...
almost... umm... i don't really remember.
couldn't have been less than a couple days right?
no dumbass. you're making this shit up.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
Hi. I'm fugobo. Who are you?
I'm *insert female name here*. Why did you decide to talk to me instead of all these other girls?
uhhh... other girls? uhh... i thought you looked interesting.
oh. okay, as long as you didn't find me attractive in any way, cause then you'd be a pig, and I'd have to hate you.
yes... well... i'd be happy to be your friend really!
liar. i'll have to use him for a while, and then discard him because he hates jesus.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
Hi there! I must say I'd like to be your friend!
no you wouldn't. you just want sex, because that's what all guys want.
No, really... I'd like to be your friend!
oh... well... okay. I'll give you a chance, but if you so much as excrete pheremones, I'll hate you forever.
ahah! now i can get her to know me better and maybe she'll want to date eventually!
Great! another stupid guy that thinks i fell for his ploy. Now to emotionally scar him forever...

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
Hey. Wanna do something sometime?
or... some other time?
Hey... wanna accknowledge my existance?
I'm sorry were you saying something? there's a really hot guy over there and his girlfriend looks like a slut!

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
So... i am a fool.
yup.
a fool who can't make sense.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
The world will end within the next ten years, so go get happy about existing!
It is definite! Go be happy! Everyone only has 10 years to live!
no reason to live, may as well kill myself.
I think I'll go home to my loving family! See ya bitches!

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
people make comics too damn fast. and often.
can't even get in two next to each other.
fuckers.
i was going to point out the irony here, but i think people probably aren't that dumb.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
hey there little guy. how's life treatin ya?
well I have no real cares as I'm not even self aware. I function entirely on instincts and am in a constant state of bliss, unless I'm hungry or injured.
When i die. I'd want to be reincarnated into a squirel, except that I know I'd die as soon as I was rejected by my mother for being ugly.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
So... what kind of computer do you have?
A dell.
No, I meant more of a description. Like what kindof proccessor do you have, and at what frequency does it run.
oh. i don't know. talk to someone who cares.
i... care... *weep*
nurd.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
dir \porn goodstuf.txt
copy goodstuf.txt A:
now off to go prove my point!
weirdo.

 

by fugobo
4-22-01
ha! pr0n! what a good one!
you know that I really like you more than you could ever understand and that when I'm retarded you shouldn't take offense right?
eh... sure.
mount -t umsdos /dev/hda /floppy
sicko.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
hey look! a comic with no title.
so it couldn't be viewed
except that I'm not retarded.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
hmmm... I need to make more comics, so I'll have as many as bobo32.
hrm....
time for little asian girls...

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
gross! was that last reference one that meant you were planning on doing something with little asian girls?
well yes, actually i was planning on making some comics with little asian girls in them.
oh.
sick fucker.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
Ahhh.. now to sit back and prove that I'm a nerd.
You need to prove this?
shut up.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
I think I may either be on crack, or possibly just really tired, as I just saw a plume of smoke rise past my monitor but can find no source.
he's pretty fucked up.
yeah and that motherfucker says he doesn't drink!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
this is not real.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
Hey look. It's a computer.
I've never used one of those before...
why do i try to amuse myself like this.
moron.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
So bobo32... how many comics do you have now?
I don't know. More than you though!
So... You think I'll ever catch up?
I don't know. Do you think I'll ever find a woman who will appreciate me?

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
It's funny how anymore I don't even have a theme in mind when I go to make a comic, I just whip out my characature, and the computer prop.
You said "whip it out"
Not really. I said "whip out" though there was no "it". much like "luke! I am your father" isn't correct it should be "no" instead of "luke".
Your nerdity has shamed me.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
Hey there.
God! Not another stupid comic with the talking-ass squirel!
Jesus fucking christ! I thought you were done with that!
Hey screw you! I only made one I think.
I eat grains.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
You know little asian girl... I kinna wish I had more of a them with these comics other than that I want to have as many as bobo32.
That's because you're a retarded sack of dog shit.
Exactly how does dog shit become retarded?
also it was the sack, not the shit that was specified to be retarded.
Shut the fuck up dumbass! You're the one making the fucking comics!

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
So fugobo? When are you going to stop the ass raping of our senses of decency and quit making these stupid pointless fucking comics?
I dunno. When are you going to have a panel where you speak and do not curse?
Again with the criticizing of characters who's mouths you insert words into in the form of fucked up boxes suspended above our heads!!!!
enough with the referencing the person making the comic as if though you're not a character!

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
So we've reached a new level of communication. One where we speak only in cryptic comics.
Aint it grand?
talk to me you fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
So motherfucking msn messenger is not working properly, like it doesn't work properly every other day, and so I cannot speak to people who refuse to use other im's.
okay the one person who refuses to use other im's.
Okay i have no friends...
go ahead and die.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
Or perhaps she just went to sleep.
I will now end my life.
oh shut up you overdramatic bastard.

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
I think it's time to quit for the day.
But you're still no where near the number of comics you need to meet bobo32!
oh well... I guess I'm not as pathetic as I thought.
damn wrong bitch.
what a fucked up kid.
let's go burn his house down! All of it!

 

by fugobo
4-23-01
I'm really confused fcc. I is fugobo.
I am bobo32.
I hope this clears everything up.

 

by fugobo
4-24-01
I dunno about you sometimes. First you make me feel all pissy cause apparently none of our conversations in the last two weeks were uplifting.
Then you make me want to weep for you because you remind me how much i can't help you through your problems because i am selfish and uninvolved really...
And then you go and make me laugh because you claim that working at mcdonald's is the same as being (the) productive. What the hell is wrong with me!?
You're a freak. go away. no one cares.

 

by fugobo
4-24-01
So bobo32.... when you get back to this small hick infested hell hole, are you also going to be the productive and life-full again?
Of course! We must all be the productive and full of life and goodness. Yay for existance!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAAA AAA!!!!!!!!

 

by fugobo
4-24-01
what proof do i have that i suck worse than anyone i know?
I'm going to go to sleep now, without actually trying to make any contact witht the very easy to contact people whom i know are online.
God i'm a fucking asshole.
die rat bastard.

 

by fugobo
4-24-01
Wow! sucks to be you!
don't even say it.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
what the hell?

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
So i get home and i imediately make myself a sammich, and eat it, two cookies, and down a can of pop.
must be all that friction between the negatively charged atoms inside the positively charged atoms and that all war will seize.
no you fool! it's because he was a jew that founded communism!

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
what the hell does fugobo mean anyway?
or rather, where the hell did it come from?
tell us.
now.
shit.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
Comic makin' inDEED...

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
So. Is it just me, or does everyone that makes comics here listen to punk rock almost exclusively.
oh shut up he doesn't mean you and you know it. he's also including ska without saying it.
does this mean something?
i'm just wondering if there are enough fucking comics on punk related topics, and enough user names that are either taken from a punk band, or one of their songs.
not that this really bothers him, but it's still a point.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
So... will you go out with me?
gotohell.
there's not enough careness in the world.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
mofo was trying to remember not too long ago, but he couldn't either. something with a... yeah...
You could be a billionaire! If the wonderful world corporation takes over, war will seize forever and the anti-christ, or communism, will cease to exist!
What the fuck are you talking about????

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
hmm... look! the sun! So very shiny! Just think. All those little suns inside atoms that make them turn red when they get hot.
by the way... i laid some new carpet down...
AAAAHHHHHH Friction!!!!
shiny.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
WHY!?!?! why are you always so fucking sad, but yet never ever show it when i'm around???
probably because you're an insensitive bastard who doesn't notice that i'm always sad when i'm around you.
oh. nevermind then...

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
yay fo suckitude.
casual sex!
hrm?
wha?
loser.
you see, I meet all kinds of interesting people.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
the problem with me stopping the bashing of myself in comics, is that then i'm incapable of being funny at all.
see?

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
just when you think you're carrying on a wonderful and humorous conversation through the medium of the stripcreator...
you have to wonder: Where the hell is fcc?
or better yet, who the hell is fcc?

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
I am loved?
pure explainable glee
YAYAYAYAY!!!!!! YAY!
the eminent realization
she didn't really mean that. or especially you dumbass.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
dumdeedum...
friends having conversation excluding me...
notice how i always find a way to try to get attention.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
so one day a chicken walks into a bar and says "put em up!" And the bartender says "what do you mean 'put em up.' this isn't a bank!"
And the chicken says "I know!" And the bartender says "okay!" and then the chicken leaves the bar and kills himself.
no i did not know what i was typing when i started.
that was the punchline.
I get it. HAHAHAHA!!!

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
You seem to have lost your penis. Quick! Grab mine!
yes...
still the talkin to myself bit.
if you were any smoother, I'd have to kill myself.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
actually all but 4 of the last 45+ comics have been made by the three losers who stand before you.
where?
oh shove it up your ass.

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
in response...
gross?
damn you fool for embarrasing me!

 

by fugobo
4-25-01
this is fugobo's computer.
sometimes i talk in his stupid comics.
he's a fuck head. i've trained him well.

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